There were days when seeing skin higher than the knees would give me a hard-on so hard that I'd need to visit the nearest bathroom to unleash my load. Every woman I passed by, all I could think about was fucking them in different positions while they squirmed underneath me screaming, panting, and sweating. I wanted to marry each and every one of them, and show them what a good man I am. I wanted to tell them, “Baby, you’ll have such a good life with me.”
The truth of the matter is that the blueprint given to us at birth doesn’t get you laid. Most people I have come across, professors, accountants, engineers, doctors, lawyers etc. are not getting laid. I learned from thousands of hours of tele and vision programming (i.e. romantic-comedies) that I should wait for my dream girl until she’s 30 and is done getting her back blown out by other guys. Maybe then she’ll see my worth. That’s true love, right? Meanwhile, I should continue to work on myself and become a better man.
Then one night at the strip club changed all that. Up until then I haven’t even touched a girl in that way. I have to be respectful, right? How dare I want sex from a girl. I guess, wanting to fuck a monkey would be less shameful. That day I realized, for a small price I can have everything I ever wanted. No more jumping hoops to prove my worth. I have found the life hack that I’ve always been looking for.
Some are working hard to swipe right on dating apps, and while others are trying hard to make their relationship work by visiting therapists, I’m working hard to make more money so I can bang more chicks. At the end of the day, all those fuckers that told me it was bad to bang girls never got any pussy themselves. Their last trump card is that it’s not real because I’m paying for it. Well I hope you continue to righteously stroke your Johny, while I commit more sins.
@AlmostMidaged you have finally arrived. What you have attained goes beyond willpower. It cannot be taught or learned from reading books written by virgins. The price to pay is experience. Life has more to offer than an orgasm, otherwise we all peaked in our teen years. You’ve learned the art of letting go. Your I don’t give a fuck attitude is what the world needs. It’s the quintessential characteristic of a true bad boy. Girls don’t want educated tax paying wage slaves with mortgages, they want a savage beast of the wild that they can dream about taming.
