Imagine...........Things that could have been if seperation did not fuck us all up!

[Nemo]

This thread has now reached it's flying altitude

...its probably shit... too close to your arse
... oliver

To the pilots of the board, I think it's time to land it in the "Thread closed" zone.

 

[b_cup_lover]

Hey B Cup Lover, thanks for your usual calm, intelligent and logical response. Good to see you've mastered the art of boldface type - the Rose Brothers would be proud of you.

Too fucking stupid to realize that I wrote this as a joke to comply with Bill 101:

Here I'll do it again

Câlice que vous êtes fatiguant avec celle là!

You guys are fucking annoying with this one!

 

[Mike Mercury]

ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE
IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/4...61765m1gv4.gif

In what language is "ARTIFICAL". A typographical error is a typo but a dumb spelling in a signature line is ironically revealing.

Maybe you meant "ARTIFICIAL".

I take it english is your second language. It must have been nice to get off the boat and see a flush toilet and an orange for the first time, eh?

So here goes.

ar·ti·fi·cial (är'tə-fĭsh'əl)
adj.

Made by humans; produced rather than natural.
Brought about or caused by sociopolitical or other human-generated forces or influences: set up artificial barriers against women and minorities; an artificial economic boom.
Made in imitation of something natural; simulated: artificial teeth.
Not genuine or natural: an artificial smile.
[Middle English, from Old French, from Latin artificiālis, belonging to art, from artificium, craftsmanship. See artifice.]

artificiality ar'ti·fi'ci·al'i·ty (-fĭsh'ē-ăl'ĭ-tē) n.
artificially ar'ti·fi'cial·ly adv.
SYNONYMS artificial, synthetic, ersatz, simulated. These adjectives refer to what is made by humans rather than natural in origin. Artificial is broadest in meaning and connotation: an artificial sweetener; artificial flowers. Synthetic often implies the use of a chemical process to produce a substance that will look or function like the original, often with certain advantages: synthetic rubber; a synthetic fabric. An ersatz product is a transparently inferior imitation: ersatz coffee; ersatz mink. Simulated often refers to a fabricated substitute or imitation of a costlier substance: simulated diamonds.

 

[Mike Mercury]

go get your montreal matin -maywest- pepsi
and dont forget the toothpick
oliver

Montréal Matin has been defunct for 20 or 30 years.
Nothing like a Pepsi with a lot of ice on a hot July day. Coke, Mug & Canada Dry are great too. And who in hell does NOT like a May West, Jos Louis or Swiss Roll. Some vulgar Philistine perhaps.


de·funct (dĭ-fŭngkt')
adj.
Having ceased to exist or live: a defunct political organization.

[Latin dēfūnctus, past participle of dēfungī, to finish : dē-, de- + fungī, to perform.]

defunctive de·func'tive adj.
defunctness de·funct'ness n.

 

[Mike Mercury]

I have a couple of years on you.
That's why I have forgiven you....you big impulsive whoremaster you.
(it takes one to know one).

 

[Agrippa]

Lol

Sure I come to MERB to share my modest experiences and learn from your experiences but what keeps my coming back regluarly is to get a good laugh! Thanks guys

 

[joelcairo]

Hey B Cup Lover - congratulations on yet another calm (chuckle), intelligent (chuckle) post. By the way I actually got your bill 101 "joke" (sorry, no chuckle) but did my best to ignore it. Good luck with the mailboxes and say hello to the Rose Brothers. Oh, almost forgot - you might want to get your blood pressure checked - we'd hate to lose you and the tranquillity, peace and spirit of harmony you bring to the board. Guess that's what we have to look forward to when Québec becomes independent. Cheers!

 

[b_cup_lover]

Hey Joelcairo, read this I never personnaly attacked anglophones here.

Got that?

a frenchman with brains kind of like a ufo
we have heard a lot about this but never really seen one

Now that is personnal attacks

Oliver, Fuck You!

Mods, I just attacked an anglophone , time to close the thread since it doesn't work the other way around!

 

[Cosmo]

B-cup lover,

Replace the word ''frenchman'' with either ''Black'',''Jews'',''Muslim'',''Gay'' and ''Woman'' and see what happens....

cosmo

 

[ArchiBald]

a frenchman with brains kind of like a ufo
we have heard a lot about this but never really seen one
oliver

Oliver, this one wasn't very nice. I read you a lot and I apreciate your comments but I don't think this one was apropriate.

You should continue to take pictures.Your photographic report was the best and was much more apreciate by everybody.