Interesting things strippers have told or asked you

[Montreal_Dude]

****Well...

There are lots of interesting things and conversations over the past 25 years...

But the most interesting were..

Asking me if l have been in any orgies..
And have l had anal sex with a girl...

Many more ...but these two are the top things...

*****"""

 

[CaptRenault]

Many strippers have told me that I should never believe any stories that guys tell about strippers.

 

[Charles Darwin]

I nude dancer that was getting old ( +37 ) put her money into a restaurant with the "chef" as a partner. She calls me to see her at the place, it is 2:30 PM and the place is empty. She sat me down and got me a cup of coffee, then excused herself and said she would be back in a minute. The jerk partner/chef comes out of the back an make a straight line for me, he rudely asked me what I wanted. The dancer appears and tells him it is OK and he turns and disappears. She then hits me up for a huge loan. I run out of the place like I was on fire.

 

[Montreal_Dude]

There was once a hottie...from Vancouver.

I told her it was my birthday.

It was $10 a dance at my fave spot downtown. I took 4 dances..l gave her$40.

She gave me $10 back and said Happy Birthday .

Will never forget that..!

 

[tifoso2002]

Many moons ago used to go regularly to a titty bar in Laval... anyhow made friends with onne of the strippers there have drinks and well have a little fun in the booths ;-)
One afternoon I go in and she runs over to me . Says I'm glad u came I need a favor... Broke the heel on my shoe can you go get me another pair.? Hands me the good shoe with $200 and the adress and says hurry please.
Off I go cam back in like less than an hr with a new pair of shoes .... After a qquick wardrobe change goes of to do her stage .. once done grabs me by the arm and rushes me in to a booth
Lets just say I was well tipped lol ...
She did well .. had tons of money when she retired .. helped her with investments
Ended up buying a revenue property and placed money in investments
Still miss her to this day

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

Early 80s at a well known straight(as all of them we're) downtown SC, dances are on the tiny podium the girls bring to your table. I had my eyes on this young haitian stunner (I was also young ),asked her for some dances.

She started very close to me, then she rubs her bare kitty on my hand that was resting on the armchair. Then she grinds me and reach behind to fondle my crotch, 3 dances later her hand is inside my pants, stroking my dick, she turns her head around and ask: do you have condoms with you?!?!

I was like, wtf girl! I'm not fucking you in the open like this!!!
We ended the night in a hotel room, partying and fucking like animals.

 

[nothinghere]

Summertime I usually carry a shoulder bag or "man purse" whatever. A stripper at Pink Paradise years ago asked me to wrap the strap of the shoulder bag around her neck and gently tighten the strap then she asked if she could french kiss!? I complied for a song. It was interesting but a curve ball that threw me off quite frankly. BDSM fetish hehe but it was not my thing. For some clients could have been a hell of a jackpot!

 

[Halloween Mike]

Outside a few rare times i have not been much to the strippers since the late 2000s but i do have a few fun anecdotes.

My favorite at the local bar way back we used to talk of a lot of stuff. I was a virgin then (had not discovered the hobby yet) and i wasn't that much into the dancing aspect but rather just enjoyed grabbing breast and just overly was exited by the idea of getting close to a hot woman. So the majority of the time she would simply sit on me, let me rest my head on her natural Ds and would talk with me of random stuff like movies and Xbox wich her boyfriend was playing, then it was her ex boyfriend etc lol.

Once after a show in Quebec we were at Lady Mary Ann me and a friend. We had about 400$ to blow out each (yes this was also before SPs) so this dancer come and ask bluntly "wich one of you will get me upstair" and then me and my buddy we look at each other, then turn to her and my buddy says "its not who will, its who will first" and it made her laugh. She was fairly attractive, i got first took like 3 dances, but i wanted to enjoy more different ones. My buddy blew everything on her, he litteraly disapeared for an hour or so.

 

[IamNY]

"I've never done this before".

 

[MassageFreakOut]

Not a stripper. At a massage salon.
Girl told me a story, a guy (she's seen before) paid for a 4 hand. The girls walk in and he has a strap on and is sitting on the chair clothed. Asks to watch the girls do each other with the strap on while he sits there and strokes.
I've been with both these girls on separate occasions. One is really timid, and the other is a wild fiend. She described to me how the wild girl fucked her brains out and she loved it.
Two weeks later, I tried booking a 4 hand with both these girls but the timid girl left, after being there for 5 years. I shed a tear that night...

 

[Montreal_Dude]

Early 2000s... Toronto...Brass Rail.

"I am on a stripper visa".

Wonder if they are still handing out those...

 

[user20160320]

Over a decade ago @ amazon. Girl told me her dad knew she worked as a stripper, so he tells all of his buddies to go 'check her out'...

 

[gaff_]

One time many many moons ago a striper from a club asked me and a friend of mine to go check her and her cousin to a new joint. We happily agreed. We went there but once at the place it was raided before even open. She called and ask to drop her and her cousin to their place. We’re bummed but complied. In the way back they flashed titties and pussy and kissed. And well. That’s the way I started dating her for about 20 years.

 

[pat98]

Many strippers have told me that I should never believe any stories that guys tell about strippers.

and one stripper told me to never trust any strippers "They all lie!"
oh and even she added "Its all a matter of time and... money!" I let you guess about what lol

 

[AHarper]

I was seeing an escort on a regular basis...her name was Kelly.She gave the sloppiest BJ ever.....anyway....I call her up....she tells me she is at a motel on Cote des Liesse with a friend of hers.She tells me come on over.....you can have us both for $140.00 !!! Had my first threesome...it was awesome!!!

 

[wetnose]

When I lived in Toronto, I once rented out a room to an ex-stripper. She was going back to school but still stripped once in a while.

While she was in the prime of her career (early 2000s), she made outrageous crazy money. Like $12-$15K a week, enough to support her and her violent husband. Enough to live full time in a downtown hotel @ $7K a month.

 

[The Snark]

and one stripper told me to never trust any strippers "They all lie!"
oh and even she added "Its all a matter of time and... money!" I let you guess about what lol

As the stripper played by Natalie Portman in the movie "Closer" says, "Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off... but it's better when you do."

 

[licknsplit]

In the late 80’s, walked into the strip club next to the Bourgade Hotel in Dorion with a work colleague to show him where I’d go to occasionally. Sat down at or near the stage on a quiet afternoon, ordered my beer and watched a young Miss Nubile doing her thing.
While I’m admiring what she was doing, she kept looking back at me with a look that bordered on puzzling. Once off stage, she made a beeline for me and gave me, totally unprovoked, royal shit telling me she was doing the best she could and that I had no right to look at her the way I did and judge her for what she was doing.
I’m literally left speechless! I guess my version of looking admiringly was not the way she saw it.

 

[AHarper]

In the late 80’s, walked into the strip club next to the Bourgade Hotel in Dorion with a work colleague to show him where I’d go to occasionally. Sat down at or near the stage on a quiet afternoon, ordered my beer and watched a young Miss Nubile doing her thing.
While I’m admiring what she was doing, she kept looking back at me with a look that bordered on puzzling. Once off stage, she made a beeline for me and gave me, totally unprovoked, royal shit telling me she was doing the best she could and that I had no right to look at her the way I did and judge her for what she was doing.
I’m literally left speechless! I guess my version of looking admiringly was not the way she saw it.

Whoa....somebody was having a bad day.....

 

[Skym]

That I have a huge dick lol