Ladies and gentlemen, what are your pet peeves?

[jalimon]

The worst case for me was I was in doggie and the girl was texting her friend. It was so bad I started laughing (I have a sense of humor). I was fucking her and she was texting back and forth with her drunk/high girl friend and saying "My friend is so bad. She's so bad" speaking about her friends condition. I couldn't believe that she did this.

Hilarious! I wrote about this before but same thing happened to me. Except that the girl did not reach for her phone while I was pounding in doggy but stuff to polish her nails!! I also started laughing at the situation... Still not the best ego-booster for sure haha

Cheers,

 

[hungry101]

^^^It was so egregious that I started laughing. She was young. It was 3 months after her 18th birthday and I picked her up as a freelancer at the Balcony bar on Atlantica Ave in Rio. I had to pass the red faced test bringing her to my hotel, the JW Marriott on Copacabana which is the only hotel I know of that doesn't charge extra for guests. I told her to just walk with me past the front desk. We got flagged. She had to show her I.D. (common for Latin America). Then we made it to the elevator. Shwew! I pressed the button and it seemed like hours for the elevator door to open. We got in and as the door was closing, a young man ran up and jumped in and the doors reopened. He looked at us and smiled. The doors tried to close a 3rd time and a middle-aged couple made a run for the elevator and the young man held the elevator for them. They looked at each other and smirked. I was so embarrassed. That was the longest elevator ride of my life.

Another pet peeve in bed. I got seduced by a girl at Sharks. She was all over me on a couch on the 2nd floor. I was trying to fight her off. She even kissed me prior to the room (this is rare these days). And was playing with my cock under my robe...we make it over to one of the tents up stairs and we get in bed and kiss. The chemistry is overwhelming. We are about to fuck...but first the cold medical wipes on my cockrub, rub. And then another medical wipe (rub rub) and a 3rd cold medical wipe rub rub. Is this girl prepping me for surgery????. The mood was killed. I should of walked out.

 

[2fast2slow]

i think this was mentioned before, but my pet peeve now is Escorts strongly encouraging and prefering pre-bookings...i think 50%-75% of the pre-bookings i have made in the past got cancelled on me. Or something in my schedule has changed such that the time i chose is no longer convenient. Why the fuck do we need pre-bookings?

It just seems weird to pre-book an escort 3 days in advance. Bookings should be same day, or maybe the night before an early next day appointment...I understand why it is convenient for the provider, but i dont like it.

 

[BMW]

Ketchup in Chinese food? With all the flavors and the special sauces that Asian cuisine brings to the table, someone has to put Ketchup on it? God why lol.

I would think they would not even have ketchup at a Chinese restaurant. You would have to get take out and put your own ketchup on it.

 

[jalimon]

^^^It was so egregious that I started laughing. She was young. It was 3 months after her 18th birthday and I picked her up as a freelancer at the Balcony bar on Atlantica Ave in Rio. I had to pass the red faced test bringing her to my hotel, the JW Marriott on Copacabana which is the only hotel I know of that doesn't charge extra for guests. I told her to just walk with me past the front desk. We got flagged. She had to show her I.D. (common for Latin America). Then we made it to the elevator. Shwew! I pressed the button and it seemed like hours for the elevator door to open. We got in and as the door was closing, a young man ran up and jumped in and the doors reopened. He looked at us and smiled. The doors tried to close a 3rd time and a middle-aged couple made a run for the elevator and the young man held the elevator for them. They looked at each other and smirked. I was so embarrassed. That was the longest elevator ride of my life.

haha One time in Toronto I go to the lobby to pick up the girl. I am in jeans/tshirt and barefoot. I smile to the girl so she follows me to the elevator. But of course a bunch of people from the very same convention I was at enters the elevator. I knew all of them! They were not supposed to be at my hotel... Anyhow the lady (an asian) went to opposite side as soon as she saw people coming. And asked someone to press a different floor level for her... By the time I get to my floor she knew my full name, my job, and my stupid explanation as to why I was in the lobby barefoot haha fuck! I get out of the elevator and sat on the bench in front of it. 2 minutes later the elevator comes back and stops at my floor and my beautiful asian lady gets out laughing so much haha We had a good session

Cheers,

 

[Springsteen]

Looking down while you are doing doggie style and seeing a bad wipe job on a butt hole.

 

[hungry101]

To the post above...they do bleach assholes these days as a cosmetic procedure.

I would think they would not even have ketchup at a Chinese restaurant. You would have to get take out and put your own ketchup on it.

She is referring to my post. I made dinner at my apartment. And yes, a person got up and went to the fridge and grabbed a bottle of ketchup.

Ironically, I made boneless almond chicken and sweet and sour pork. For the pork you use a cup of ketchup in the sweet and sour sauce.

 

[chowzilla]

I don't understand this one. Why do you care what other people put in their mouths?

FYI: I like my steak rare.

because people say you can't argue taste, but this is a pure example of bad taste. If I see someone cooking Kobe Beef well done, im standing up and drop kicking them in the neck. You're wasting your opportunity to eat exclusive steak by eating it wrong. For those of you who say "ouin what is wrong with that?" you're making a 50 dollar steak taste like a 6 dollar steak. Im pretty sure that constitutes as wrong and bad taste.

 

[chowzilla]

a pet peeve of mine:

when an SP constantly calls me "bae" or "beh" that its obviously fake.

"non bae je fais pas ca"
"beh je sais pas"
"bonjour bae"

arrrk

 

[ottawaeducatedmale]

I need to have my date's breath smelling minty fresh or else its a bit of a downer. Would not kill the moment but
indeed a bit of a drag on the moment. Thus, if we ever date please refrain from smoking a few hours before the rdv
if possible. If a non smoker even bette

 

[S.S neo]

When the girl is sucking on her own nipples... such a turn off for me. I instantly think about my cat licking his junk and looking at me straight in the eyes when he pauses.

 

[Julia Sky]

^ Never thought about it that way hahahaha but I’ve always thought I looked awkward when trying to lick my own nipples....

 

[jalimon]

You know this is something we would have love our regular girlfriend to do!! But they always were too shy or think it is ridiculous to do that. But nooooo!!!!

The problem with sp doing that is then it looks too fake

Talk about a complicated situation

 

[Flyingby]

Merb advertisers that do not list services or restrictions. A few accronyms would save time to both client and provider

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

People that do not signal until half way through their turn or not at all, thick crust pizza, capers and undercooked pancakes.

 

[Bred Sob]

People who modify (or delete altogether) their posts after they were quoted and responded to.

 

[Skym]

1 Whenever I text an agency or an Indy SP and they take forever to respond

2. Last minute cancelled shifts from a SP I really wanna see.