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My Gold Medal WTF moment with an SP

Snapcat

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Recently had an extended outcall with an indy SP when the most WTF moment happened -

We had a bit of a lull in action and the SP decided to make a phone call (unknown to me) starting somewhat privately in the bathroom but then came into the room still talking and then on speaker! . . .

'I'm with a client now . . .hey (to me) say hi to my Dad', her Dad says 'Hello' and I'm stunned and just reply back 'Hello' WTF !!!
This isn't verbatim of course, I was just stunned!
I'm just glad I didn't answer 'Guess what I'm doing to your daughter tonight'

She said during the call that her Dad knows what she does but WTF !!
 

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Recently had an extended outcall with an indy SP when the most WTF moment happened -

We had a bit of a lull in action and the SP decided to make a phone call (unknown to me) starting somewhat privately in the bathroom but then came into the room still talking and then on speaker! . . .

'I'm with a client now . . .hey (to me) say hi to my Dad', her Dad says 'Hello' and I'm stunned and just reply back 'Hello' WTF !!!
This isn't verbatim of course, I was just stunned!
I'm just glad I didn't answer 'Guess what I'm doing to your daughter tonight'

She said during the call that her Dad knows what she does but WTF !!
She must have been Quebequoise. Where was she from?? Lol
 
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I was around 8 or 9 years old and the door bell rang. I opened the door and a lady wearing a long fur coat and lots of make up was at the door and looking at me like « wooo WTF is that kid doing here ». My mom took over the situation and it turns out that she abviously rang at the wring door and wanted to see « his friend » who lived at the second deck of our duplex. I only figured out years later that Mr. Chartand (our neighbor) paid himself a treat that evening ...
 

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I was around 8 or 9 years old and the door bell rang. I opened the door and a lady wearing a long fur coat and lots of make up was at the door and looking at me like « wooo WTF is that kid doing here ». My mom took over the situation and it turns out that she abviously rang at the wring door and wanted to see « his friend » who lived at the second deck of our duplex. I only figured out years later that Mr. Chartand (our neighbor) paid himself a treat that evening ...

Daddy wasn't home.
 
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Doc Holliday

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I have a few (maybe not as good as the ones already mentioned) but one sticks out more than others. I was in Mtl with two of my friends from the US & it was Easter weekend. That morning we had decided to go for lunch at Winnie’s. Me & one of them were staying at the Vogue so the third guy advised us he’d meet us at the hotel. Since i’m always the last one to get out of bed & get dressed i told him i’d join them in the other room since i wasn’t ready yet. Later my friend in the other room called me to tell me our friend had arrived & they were waiting for me. Great i’d join them in his room since imwas almost ready.

When i arrived there we had a brief chat when we heard a knock on the door. I asked my friend if he was expecting anyone & he said he wasn’t so we figured maybe it’s the maid (although she had already cleaned his room) and since i was closest to the door i walked over to the door & to my surprise it was a very attractive, classy-looking young lady waiting at the door. She stood there smiling, said ‘bonjour’ and stuck our her face in order for me to kiss her. I greeted her & then kissed her on both cheeks & she walked in & sat on at the edge of the bed. She was still looking at me smiling & i looked at my two friends & they were as clueless as i was. It was now fairly obvious that she was an sp, likely a high-end FKS type due to her attire. Maybe she was an independent, who knows. But she was definitely not the maid! Lol.

Then one of my friends said “Should we go?” Then i looked at the young lady & as she was still smiling i asked her “You’re very attractive.” She thanked me. “Is it possible that you’re in the wrong room?” Omg! Immediately she realized that she had made a mistake & likely knocked on the wrong door. She began apologizing profusely & i chuckled “No need to apologize this is quite funny! No worries we all know what’s going on so no need to be embarrassed. I enjoy seeing ladies in the business also so it’s totally ok.” She replied that she was totally embarrassed & apologized again. I joked to her that i now wondered if i shouldn’t have just told her that we’d be more comfortable moving over to my room & not say anything!

As we were walking to Winnie’s one of my friends asked “Who do you think she was?” I looked at him & said “What do you think?” He replied ‘an sp?’ I nodded my head & said “Well of course! It was rather obvious, no?” I told him that she likely just knocked on the wrong door or her booker gave her the wrong room number. That’s when i said “Damn! I should have asked her for her name & contact info!” My buddies replied “You should have. She was gorgeous!” Lol.
 

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Julia Sky

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I'd be mortified omg. I was once in the middle of texting a client and I was very tired I guess because I checked another app in between and when I came back to my texts I somehow (no idea wtf happened) texted my mother asking her "with or without anal?"

Im so glad my mom knows what I do and is supportive. She laughed it off but I was absolutely mortified loooool
 

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When I was 10 the sexy lady across the street would receive guys for 1 hour at a time. My parents were talking with the neighbours and one asked, "I wonder what she does?" Then they all started laughing. I was thinking, "What? What does she do?" I was too shy to ask them. Only years later I figured it out! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
 
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When I was 10 the sexy lady across the street would receive guys for 1 hour at a time. My parents were talking with the neighbours and one asked, "I wonder what she does?" Then they all started laughing. I was thinking, "What? What does she do?" I was too shy to ask them. Only years later I figured it out! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Well, I can tell you what happened at me at 10 years old, thanks to a cousin who was 16 years old at the time who I used to see quite often cause he lived at my grandparents,was brought up by them since 2 years old because his father was drunk and killed his mother in a car accident, so we were pretty close.I used to stay at my grandmother's often growing up and grandfather's, so the first thing I was in fourth grade living in Westford, and it was an old big farm house.My father played country music, so they went out him and my mom for the night we had a babysitter.Her name was Chantel ,I still remember, so my cousin and I were out in the living area and she called us into the room she was in, which I think was one of the kids bedrooms, pretty big room, though, and she was a little big too. This girl I would say, she was the B. B. W. she was 18 years old, so when we went in, she completely got stripped down to nothing. And then inappropriately asked me to suck on her tit for a dollar and I was grossed out at 10 years old, did'nt do it.So my cousin had me leave the room and he was in there for another 20 minutes and I I know he did her, he still to this day won't admit it. And that was way back in 1970, same year, was at my grandmother's again. Dickie was living there. He decides we're gonna sneak out. He was on the second level, and there was a front porch. This is a real older home right on Main Street in Colchester, and we snuck out the bedroom window got on the roof and he helped me get down to the ground from the roof holding on to one of the posts and I was scared shitless at 10 and we proceeded to walk to Malletts Bay Drive-In, which showed only porn movies. And 99.9% of the people that went there were from Canada and his friend, Roger went with us and we went in this junkyard, who had couple big dogs, Barcomb's junkyard, we went in there, and if you go along the fence where the drive- in is,there was a hole in it, we were watching the movie from there. I can tell you the name of the movie, Sexual Communication and all the Canadians were pissed off. They were beeping their horns and flashing their lights and leaving because literally the guy was with a pointer stick pointing at the girl's pussy explaining what It was, and other stuff, it was crazy. It was funny, same age, 10 years old, we live in Winooski, we moved there from Westford and again my parents would go out to play music. My father who played steel guitar. And we had Marilyn for a babysitter, she was in ninth grade, and I was in fifth, and she used to give me back rubs on the couch, no shirt, and I had a super big crush on her, she was so pretty, smelled so good. Actually she used to sleep the night and when she left, I'd go up in her bedroom where she slept and smell her pillows. Could go on and on , I learned way too much at an early age. Thank my cousin to this day at 10 years old, same time frame, walking down the street from my grandmother's, he wanted me to try a puff of a cigarette. I didn't like it tasted gross, spitting out the stuff and to this day, and I'll be 66 in May never put a cigarette to my mouth. Just a little advice. Live a clean life, no drugs, not much alcohol and no smoking and eat healthy. And you'll feel really good like myself.And you'll look way younger than you do like myself. I also work out religiously.Happy Trails Gents
 

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When I was 10 the sexy lady across the street would receive guys for 1 hour at a time. My parents were talking with the neighbours and one asked, "I wonder what she does?" Then they all started laughing. I was thinking, "What? What does she do?" I was too shy to ask them. Only years later I figured it out! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
A formal education you gain knowledge. Self-education you gain wisdom. LOL.
 

bodick7

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I'd be mortified omg. I was once in the middle of texting a client and I was very tired I guess because I checked another app in between and when I came back to my texts I somehow (no idea wtf happened) texted my mother asking her "with or without anal?"

Im so glad my mom knows what I do and is supportive. She laughed it off but I was absolutely mortified loooool
Should be a good nomination for « Post of the year » . So funny. Ha!Ha!
 
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I left my glasses on tank top of toilet bowl during a session.
Plastic frame melted because it was next to her curly iron that was still on…
 
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Don't know if it's this kind of moment for this trend. But few weeks ago as I was getting in the shower after a moment with Asian SP... she arrives in the bathroom and ''climb'' on the toilet in front of the shower and as she was both feet on each side of the cover she start peeing just like that in front of me. Giving me great view and hearing of the yellow fall ! Guess would be hot for some kink guys but bit weird too ;) WTF was in my thoughts for sure :)
 
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