Montreal Burger Taste Test, Round I
I was in Montreal last week to conduct the first Montreal Burger Taste Test. I should say that I anticipate that this taste test will be the first of several more, if the readers see fit to nominate additional eateries whose burgers are deemed worthy of the challenge.
RULES
There really were no rules. I randomly selected three downtown Montreal eateries and sampled their burgers. How did this come about? It was prompted by a comment by a friend to "stick to the basics" while we were eating lunch at the winning restaurant. The criteria I used, which are entirely subjective, were my own taste buds and many years of experience eating burgers dating back to large family backyard barbecues in my early childhood. I placed particular emphasis on taste and flavor (in particular juiciness and charbroil flavor of the burger), preparation, accompaniments, and whether the burger was or could be cooked to my specifications.
You will be very surprised by the results!
RESULTS
3. MR. STEER (St. Catherine Street).Third place of the 3 restaurants I visited was Mr. Steer. Mr Steer had been billed to me by many as serving the best burgers in Montreal. This assertion was proven false by my taste test. I was extremely disappointed with the Steerburger I ordered, for the specific reasons that follow.
Mr. Steer is one of these old fashioned "we do it one way, our way" type establishments. I don't have a problem with that philosophy, if your food is good. However, I did not find Mr. Steer's burgers to be anything more than painfully average.
I wanted to order the Steerburger with bacon and swiss cheese and fried onions. To me, a good burger should have melted swiss on top (or Monterey Jack). However, much to my chagrin and disappointment, the waitress informed me that Mr. Steer only puts cheddar cheese on their burgers, which kind of pissed me off. Cheddar cheese is a processed, blue collar, peasant cheese, and I was not happy that swiss could not be put on my burger. Swiss is the cheese that should be melted on the top of any really good burger, if you want to have a premium burger dining experience, i.e., a true HDH burger.
The Steerburger arrived cooked to my order (medium rare), with the bacon, onions and cheddar on top. The burger itself was kind of small and round (probably 5 ounces at most), and though cooked medium rare and pink inside, it was neither juicy nor could I taste that it had been on a grill. It actually tasted like it had been baked. Although I did eat the burger, it was very disappointing and not significantly better than McDonald's or Burger King in my judgment. Grade: C-
2. BATON ROUGE, COMPLEX DEJARDINS
I had a much better burger served to me at Baton Rouge. I ordered the Baton Rouge Burger, which is normally served with Bacon, Monterey Jack Cheese and Dijoinnaise, but I substituted Barbecue sauce in lieu of the Dijoinnaise. This burger was better than the one I ordered at Mr. Steer- it was bigger, juicier, and definitely had more of a charbroiled flavor. One disappointment was the Barbecue sauce which I ordered in lieu of Dijonnaise. The Baton Rouge Barbecue sauce has way too much molasses in it, and tastes so much like molasses that they really should rethink their recipe, because Sweet Baby Ray's and other barbecue sauces on the market whip ass on their sauce. Overall, however, I was very satisfied with the Baton Rouge burger. Grade: B+
1. WINNER: WINNIES, CRESCENT STREET
The shocking winner of round 1 of the Montreal Burger Taste Test, in a major upset, was Winnies a/k/a Sir Winston Churchill's Pub. So you may ask, how in the hell did I end up ordering a burger at Winnies? And how did it win? Well, here is the story.
I only went to Winnies on the day in question because the weather was beautiful, the terrase was open, and I wanted to have lunch on the terrase. I had no agenda of ordering a burger here. As soon as I arrived there, I got a call from a friend who said he would join me in a few minutes. As I waited for my friend, I examined the menu and noticed a table de hote lunch special which sounded interesting: raviliolis with smoked salmon and ricotta cheese in a pink sauce. My friend soon arrived, and after I told him what my dining intention was (the ravioli), he said to me: "at this place, stick to the basics."
So I noticed that Winnies had burgers on the menu and ordered one with bacon and swiss cheese. Winnies, unlike Mr. Steer, had no problems gracing their burger with a few slices of swiss. The burger arrived cooked slightly more than ordered (medium as opposed to medium rare), but nevertheless was juicy and had a wonderful charbroil flavor, as if it had just come off a grill. It had bacon, swiss, lettuce, tomato and red onion on top, and was served with ketchup on the side. Now I don't know if I got lucky or hit Winnies on a good day, as several people have told me that they are not known for good food. But on this day they served me up a championship calibre burger. That burger was so good I wolfed it down in about 2 minutes. The only negative was the fries, which were greasy, tasteless and definitely not very crisp. However the burger was so outstanding that I give Winnies the gold medal in Round 1 of the Montreal Burger Taste Test. Grade: A-
Does anyone have additional nominee downtown restaurants for Round 2, which will be upcoming in a few weeks when I return again?