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Not sure if i`m allowed to post this about unclean escort in mtl

kev3020

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so i figure out that phenomen never change since about 4 YEARS AGO i visited some agency some independant. here 2017 same shit. a lot of escort do not like to clean themself.or sorry the do not care about that .guys let try to change this for 2018. my solution is ; you take an apointement ,arrive, take shower,
meet the girl ,she is not fresh AVOID the place.
 

Julia Sky

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For a change, meet reputable, well-reviewed providers. Problem solved. Thank me later.
 

Kinky Cinderella

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Well....Even if a guy takes 27 showers once he is in her appartment, if it smells fishy when she drops her panties...his 27 showers won't help him out anyway...

If guys can't resist to shuv their sticks in any holes they see, no matter how fresh it smells/looks...they should stick to what they know best....(Damn! I was looking for the smiley another board has where you see a dude jerking off...but MERB doesn't offer it....)

PS: am I the only one who find it very awkward that we can use :painkiller: and :puke: , but when it comes to sex...there is sweet fuckall avalable...?! :crazy:
 

hornylouis

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You can try the emojistuff chrome extension on desktop. They have a lot of emoji you can use anywhere. You just have to be creative about the indecent stuff :)
 

Halloween Mike

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For a change, meet reputable, well-reviewed providers. Problem solved. Thank me later.

Exactly what i tough. I see SP for 8 years aproximatively, i seen around 50 different providers (rough number) and the worst that happened to me was some cigarette residual taste during kissing :\
 

UncleBob

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The Unclean Clients phenomenon (even after going out of the shower) is a lot more widespread.

Some Clients don't bother much I guess since they are not the ones getting bad reviews and nobody tells them...

It's certainly not an easy job.

However, a girl that does not clean carefully after each client may lose some business and have less repeats, get bad reviews etc...
As said by others, Unclean Girls is not something we see often from reputable Agencies/Indies...
(But those still have to deal with the unclean clients... So hats off to them!)
 

kev3020

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yes i agree with you uncleBob but some parlors force the clients to take shower, at least they try, what about the girls.
 

fran444

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For a change, meet reputable, well-reviewed providers. Problem solved. Thank me later.

Well said !! Never in 5 years i have to turn back because the ladie was not clean ... And you don`t have to pay the big price for this, just make good research and make your plans in advance, it always help !!!

If you decide that you need sex right now, you will find what`s remain on the market that night and you can have bad surprise ....
 
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Chigen

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For the most part, almost all SPs I mee are clean. To do otherwise is to jeopardize their reputation.
 

Halloween Mike

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yes i agree with you uncleBob but some parlors force the clients to take shower, at least they try, what about the girls.

Well... "force" clients?

Honestly if you to an incall its the very least to wash up before starting action. If you have shower home before going there, i can understand doing a "quicker" shower or even "handwash" with a "debarbouillette" especially in winter. But its always better to hit the bathroom. Make her much more comfortable. Ill admit i am more comfortable myself when girls ask to take a few mins in the bathroom (as i meet outcall) but i take for granted she showered at the previous clients place or at the incall tough.

Honestly i can't understand clients not washing properly before a meeting. I guess for incall they may want to "loose" less time possible but man would i feel ashamed if an SP would tell me i smell or something. Thats one of the reason i prefer outcalls. I leave home in the morning to go to MTL and my meetings are usually around 6 pm or so. I NEED to take a full fledge shower again before meeting. So i prefer to do it in the comfort of my hotel room, as i can take my time "out of the meeting time" doing it.
 

Steve.

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I was going to meet an SP last week, on my way she texted me -"do you want with condom or not ?"
So I asked her -"Do you provide sex without condoms ?"
SP -"Yes, but it's more expensive, if you are clean"
Me -"Even if a client is really clean, how do you know if he has no desise, I think this is totaly irresponsible."
SP -"With medical proof, my regular clients bring me their papers to prove it, this is not in my interest to catch anything."
Me- "Do you have your papers yourself ?"
SP -"yes, I test myself every 2 months."
Me -"Good luck hunny."
SP -"What do you mean?" -"If you are not coming you have to tell me."
Me -"No man with good sens should go to see you."
SP -"What?"
Me -"What you are saying don't make any sens hunny... You asked me if I wanted with or without condom to charge me more... I was on my way over, you knew I didn't bring my papers... And no, I am not going any more, I was at your door but I am turning around... Bye."

In that case, clean or not I dont shuv my sticks in any holes I see, (Alyssa Roze)

P.S.: I don't leave the SP name or number not to get any problems with this site.

Steve
 

Aryaan

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Thanks for the laugh this morning Julia...
Einstein said that ''craziness is repeating an experience and expecting a different result''?
Change your level of provider,you'll get different results...

I dont know if that was einstien. but the quote i love from him is " The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits".
 
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Who knows
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results
Einstein was credited with this saying, but probably, in reality, he was quoting somebody else.

my favorite from him is:

"Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth."

I think Feynman said something similar.
 

kev3020

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guys ,please are you realy need help from Einstein ,just to tell an escort go clean your self.what the f...
 
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