Historically mermaids were water spirits from folklore probably predating the seafaring Greeks, occasionally manatees in the Caribbean have been mistaken for mermaids during the early years of Caribbean exploration now if you like to eat “mermaids” I would like to warn you that manatees are on the endangered list and that would be a crime
Of sexuality and gastronomy: an allegory of the evolution of essential human needs
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Haha I was about to write the same
I like your post Foodie. Cant' wait for part 3.
Cheers,
PART III: Appetizers and foreplay
The language of sexuality borrows to that of gastronomy. Appetizers are an important part of a good meal and it is interesting to note the various synonyms used to describe what can increase our appetite:
Starter, first course, hors d’oeuvre, antipasto, amuse-gueule, amuse-bouche, mise-en-bouche, grignotine.
Foreplay represents a very pleasurable part of sexuality. It increases our sexual appetite, gets the juices flowing, stimulates the hormones.
It is even possible to feast on appetizers only, like having tapas!
I am a very visual person, just the sight of food or of the exquisite peaks and valleys of a sensual women does it for me. My Kisspeptine goes through the roof!
What is you favorite appetizer?
The language of sexuality borrows to that of gastronomy. Appetizers are an important part of a good meal and it is interesting to note the various synonyms used to describe what can increase our appetite:
Starter, first course, hors d’oeuvre, antipasto, amuse-gueule, amuse-bouche, mise-en-bouche, grignotine.
Foreplay represents a very pleasurable part of sexuality. It increases our sexual appetite, gets the juices flowing, stimulates the hormones.
It is even possible to feast on appetizers only, like having tapas!
I am a very visual person, just the sight of food or of the exquisite peaks and valleys of a sensual women does it for me. My Kisspeptine goes through the roof!
What is you favorite appetizer?
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Part IV: The aftertaste reveals more of your true appreciation.
The aftertaste reveals more of your true appreciation: it will determine if you will take another bite!
The actual tasting of food (sex) lasts but an instant, the aftertaste however lingers much longer. Even if the initial sensation is good, a bad or unpleasant aftertaste sometimes appears and makes you reluctant to repeat the experience. This is unexplainable and unpredictable, this is where the “human” connection intervenes.
My last encounter was very enjoyable, sensual and stimulating on many levels. I connected with a beautiful human, we shared ideas and experiences, got to know each other and made love. I left light-hearted and with a smile that to this day still lingers on. I definitely got more out of this encounter than just “sex, and this is why I am thinking of going back.
You may get the exact same meal served in the exact same manner: the human being you are sharing this meal with, your conversations, your glimpses and touches constitute the experience that will linger on.
F.C.
P.S. Part IV was inspired by a beautiful person that first made me realize the great importance of the “morning after” feelings. Thank you.
The aftertaste reveals more of your true appreciation: it will determine if you will take another bite!
The actual tasting of food (sex) lasts but an instant, the aftertaste however lingers much longer. Even if the initial sensation is good, a bad or unpleasant aftertaste sometimes appears and makes you reluctant to repeat the experience. This is unexplainable and unpredictable, this is where the “human” connection intervenes.
My last encounter was very enjoyable, sensual and stimulating on many levels. I connected with a beautiful human, we shared ideas and experiences, got to know each other and made love. I left light-hearted and with a smile that to this day still lingers on. I definitely got more out of this encounter than just “sex, and this is why I am thinking of going back.
You may get the exact same meal served in the exact same manner: the human being you are sharing this meal with, your conversations, your glimpses and touches constitute the experience that will linger on.
F.C.
P.S. Part IV was inspired by a beautiful person that first made me realize the great importance of the “morning after” feelings. Thank you.
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Part V: "Food of the gods"
In modern Greek: Brôma theôn, means "Food of the gods"
Allegedly said by Nero of the poisoned mushrooms with which his mother Agrippina the Younger murdered Claudius.
Food can kill you and so can sex. It is unfortunate that such pleasurable and essentials needs carry a small but significant risk of going with a smile. Whether the health hazards of eating and making love rely on a teleological basis is probable and could have contributed to reduce promiscuous behaviors.
Most humans have experienced with food poisoning. Simple measures can prevent it when traveling or eating out. Wash you hands, do not eat anything raw or that has not been peeled, only drink bottled water form a reputable source etc… Of course, the level of precaution will vary according to the place you are visiting and the type of foods.
When going to a restaurant, choose wisely, especially when you have a large choice. Do not forget that it is often the client that serves as the contaminant carrier… Large volume, low cost restaurants are always an option. Personally, I would rather have a sandwich at home than eat there!
F.C.
In modern Greek: Brôma theôn, means "Food of the gods"
Allegedly said by Nero of the poisoned mushrooms with which his mother Agrippina the Younger murdered Claudius.
Food can kill you and so can sex. It is unfortunate that such pleasurable and essentials needs carry a small but significant risk of going with a smile. Whether the health hazards of eating and making love rely on a teleological basis is probable and could have contributed to reduce promiscuous behaviors.
Most humans have experienced with food poisoning. Simple measures can prevent it when traveling or eating out. Wash you hands, do not eat anything raw or that has not been peeled, only drink bottled water form a reputable source etc… Of course, the level of precaution will vary according to the place you are visiting and the type of foods.
When going to a restaurant, choose wisely, especially when you have a large choice. Do not forget that it is often the client that serves as the contaminant carrier… Large volume, low cost restaurants are always an option. Personally, I would rather have a sandwich at home than eat there!
F.C.
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Part VI: The ultimate condom taste test
When it comes down to gastronomic pleasures of the tongue, taste is everything. No matter how good (or bad) the food looks, if you close your eyes or have a blindfolded taste test, it will heighten your senses and enable complete appreciation of the naked taste of food on the millions of sensors of your tongue.
When it comes down to sexual pleasures of tongue, there is a role reversal and sensations are mostly felt by the body part submitted to the expert action of the tongue.
The method: This brief but necessary introduction allows me to expose an important scientific sexual experiment that I performed during one of my initial encounters with an expert lady (Chef). When she offered me a choice of condoms, I realized that I did not have any preference. A brief discussion on the potential virtues of Brand A vs Brand B ensued, and we determined that the potential advertised advantages of one vs the other had to be rigorously tested during a future encounter.
The experiment: When the day of the experiment came, she cleverly designed a single-blind condom taste test. Her expert tongue (and mouth) would be used to apply a rigorously controlled stimulus on my erect penis covered with Brand A or Brand B condoms. As I was blinded to the order of applications, she diligently proceeded with scientific expertise and I was more that happy to serve as a guinea pig. With Brand A in place, I concentrated on the sensations and transmission of warmth. She then switched to Brand B and we performed the same experiment while I tried to make mental notes of the sensations and differences. After we tested brand B, I was “very excited” and she proceeded to a control experiment without condom.
The results: You are probably all anxiously waiting for me to give you the official results of this milestone scientific endeavor. I preferred Brand B, and so did she. This raises many interesting questions about the claims of condom manufacturers and how they are being tested!
Conclusion: I strongly recommend that you pass a condom taste test. It is inexpensive, fun, exciting and a great way to determine your preferences. It is delicious and I challenge you to last more than two brands…
F.C.
When it comes down to gastronomic pleasures of the tongue, taste is everything. No matter how good (or bad) the food looks, if you close your eyes or have a blindfolded taste test, it will heighten your senses and enable complete appreciation of the naked taste of food on the millions of sensors of your tongue.
When it comes down to sexual pleasures of tongue, there is a role reversal and sensations are mostly felt by the body part submitted to the expert action of the tongue.
The method: This brief but necessary introduction allows me to expose an important scientific sexual experiment that I performed during one of my initial encounters with an expert lady (Chef). When she offered me a choice of condoms, I realized that I did not have any preference. A brief discussion on the potential virtues of Brand A vs Brand B ensued, and we determined that the potential advertised advantages of one vs the other had to be rigorously tested during a future encounter.
The experiment: When the day of the experiment came, she cleverly designed a single-blind condom taste test. Her expert tongue (and mouth) would be used to apply a rigorously controlled stimulus on my erect penis covered with Brand A or Brand B condoms. As I was blinded to the order of applications, she diligently proceeded with scientific expertise and I was more that happy to serve as a guinea pig. With Brand A in place, I concentrated on the sensations and transmission of warmth. She then switched to Brand B and we performed the same experiment while I tried to make mental notes of the sensations and differences. After we tested brand B, I was “very excited” and she proceeded to a control experiment without condom.
The results: You are probably all anxiously waiting for me to give you the official results of this milestone scientific endeavor. I preferred Brand B, and so did she. This raises many interesting questions about the claims of condom manufacturers and how they are being tested!
Conclusion: I strongly recommend that you pass a condom taste test. It is inexpensive, fun, exciting and a great way to determine your preferences. It is delicious and I challenge you to last more than two brands…
F.C.
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I just wanted to stop by in your thread, "thankyouing" you to provide to my view your delicious writing skills.
I never had the pleasure to see it previously, so this is a nice "découverte" for me this morning.
"Longue vie aux plaisirs du palais" xox
I never had the pleasure to see it previously, so this is a nice "découverte" for me this morning.
"Longue vie aux plaisirs du palais" xox
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