pussy smell!

[lgna69xxx]

Lisa is one funny lady too............ ahahaha!

As the great Lisa Lampanelli says, the reason pussy has a certain smell is so a man can find it in the dark.

 

[YouVantOption]

Don't you tink that SPs aren't proud of their bod and try to take the outmost care about themselves and their hygiene ?

why, do you? if so, why is this topic up for discussion. clearly there are some that do not take the utmost care.

And then there are unexpected, occasional problems. I once boned a girl who normally had no smell at all. Her hormones were all whacked out (she was pregnant) at the time, and the smell was very strong.

Another friend I had sex with had an overwhelming odor. She was very clean and neat, well made-up. But her pussy. OMG. She would not let me go down on her the time I slept with her, and after boning her, I knew why. The entire room was filled with a very strong odor afterwards.

Just the way she was built. She's married now, with kids, I guess she found someone who accepted her entirely. Good for her.

 

[NathanJ]

Sh*t Doc,

Can't read all this. Too much stuff.
Ah... anyway !

This tread made me think of a girl once saying she loved going to the Grandprix but couldn't stand the noise and the smell of tires.

 

[Sexy_BBW_Véro]

there's is so much things to do to don't have bad odor down there ...
I just can't understand how a girl can have a bad smell down there and do nothing to change the situation.

Vagina shower help a lot ... even you'r not supposed to do it often , it's good to use sometimes ... I don't have any "periods of the month" but obviously this kind of shower is the best to eliminate odor after periods also.

wash wash wash ... take a long bath!

My god! Girls have their honor too ... you know??!! loll

btw ... I think there's some paranoia about the # of "Jonh" we have in a day and how we don't wash ourself between our rdv ... but I supposed you were not talking about "Indépendante" SP ...
because I will never see a customers without taking a good shower before ... that's why I ask 1h advance notice for all rdv!

 

[Ariane Valmont]

What has always amazed me about the boards is the number of delusional johns who believe that sp's just love total strangers kissing them and doing daty on them and the number of sp's that post saying they love it, i just LOL every time i read it. What a treat it must be for some 19 yr old to have a 40 or 50 yr old guy do this to them.

I am sure you have noticed that most Sps who participate on the boards and claim to love kissing and receiving oral are well over 19 years old.

 

[Ariane Valmont]

Yes and no doubt because they have been around longer most of them are probably more jaded then the 18 or 19 yr olds

Again, making assumptions. Tsk tsk.

I am 34 years old (yes, my real age) and started being an escort at 31 (yes, I did lie about my age back then). It's been 3 years but since I've stopped twice for several months, I have worked in total about 1 year and have been seeing more or less 2-3 clients a week.

So I don't think I've been "around" that much (for an SP anyway!). And if I were jaded, I would not waste my time chatting here on a regular basis. The same probably goes for most women participating to the board.

I don't know if you will ever get that. But I still have hope.

 

[Mike Mercury]

I remember a very tall, bone thin, blonde called Crystal that used to work for Jack's agency 7e Ciel, (now closed). The drag out on the condom was overpowering and this was after a shower.

 

[Sexy_BBW_Véro]

(Please note i'm generalizing)

Obviously!!!

WTF! Most part of my customers is between 25yo and 45yo ... I'm surely not the only one who have this pleasure!

 

[Merlot]

Delusional johns should start to imagine they're 20 year old gigolos & they regularly get calls to eat & screw wealthy & lonely fat jewish women in Brooklyn, where the average age of those women are from 45-60. Then pretend there are boards such as this one where these horny ol' broads (yes, BROADS!!!) who don't have much of a life spend the most part of their time posting stupidities in regards to their kinky sex lives & what they demand of their young gigolos. They write that Pete or Jim & Matt are absolutely great at eating their old pussies & of course, it's because they love it! Even the most of them now have false teeth, their gigolos absolutely love french kissing them. Even better, their gigolos absolutely love it when these old broads start sucking their big erect dicks & they always swear to them that they only see one 'client' per day. Heck, these young studs might even happen to follow the aforementionned 'boards' and put in their two cents once in a while, like posting they absolutely love eating & fucking these old "hobbyist" women & it's not just about the money. Yeah right.

If the above paragraph sounds ridiculous, it's because it is. And that's exactly my point.

(Please note i'm generalizing)

Hello Doc,

Excellent! Reversing roles helps make a great point. So does going over-the-top...maybe way over. Sure there are delusional "johns". Some very delusional. Your depiction points out the realities of the hobby very well and will hopefully spare some from delusion or exploitation. It's a great warning to "keep it real". But if it is meant to be a satire displaying what many hobbyists are looking for or what they really think, well, it's broad hyperbole.

I know we have met some of the same escorts Doc. One "bitch" was definitely the kind of leach who meant to exploit clients for all she could by any means necessary. So I understand why hobbyists might feel very negative about the intentions of escorts and tend to generalize about escorts and clients because of their bad experiences. But negative experiences do no make over-generalizations true, and I don't think the vast majority of clients are delusional. The vast majority of clients know the score. The few who are that far gone that they think an encounter is a truly genuine love experience probably can't be helped no matter what you tell them. But they are small percentage.

Cheers,

Merlot

 

[Dplus seeker]

Terribly juvenile of me, but I used to love this vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDnvsSJYW68

Talk about a candidate for a Brazilian though.....

 

[jiuju]

not an sp!

ok guys i guess my topic got into a wrong cruve it seems..I SAID IT WASNT AN SP!! ITS A GIRL I MEET ON A CHAT SITE..WEVE BENNE CHATING FOR A WHILE AND DECIDE TO MEET.SHE ASK ME TO HERE PLACE AND WE STARTED.NOW I HAVE SMELL A SLIGHT ODOUR COMMING FROM BETWEEN HERE BREAST..THEN THINK OF IT BUT AFTER WE DIDI IT THIS SWELL OF SWEAT AND ARM PITS JUST STANK THE WHOLE ROOM. NEXT DAY EVEN MY FINGE SMELLE BAD HAD TO USED VINEGER TO GET THE SEMLL OF..too bad she was a nice person but that just turn me off!

 

[Dplus seeker]

Was it PlentyofFish?

Sorry, I had to.....

<sits in corner>

 

[Halloween Mike]

Lol i was expecting these kind of reply, even people in my entourage say i am weird for that, some asked me if i was Bi or gay...wich i am not at all, i am all the way an hetero guy, but for some unknown reason(maybe the bad experience) i am not attracked by this particular region. Even the look of it dosen't interest me.

i mean if i see a movie, porn or normal, and a hot girl show boobs, that will turn me on, i LOVE boobs, i love a nice racing ass in a g-string, but i do prefer to see pictures of girl topless in a g-string than nude. I don't really know how to say it in english so for some part the post will be in french

Je sais pas trop, quand ya du poil ces pire, je suis juste pas capable, si ces rasé, sa va tant que ces pas "ouvert" mais quand les filles dans les porno s'ecarte les jambe et ouvre sa, ces genre ché pas, de la peau ratatiné, sa me fait penser a la bouche du predator dans le film avec Arny... on dirais un genre de hot dog desecher....

I don't explain it myself why i just don't like the sight of it, but well... I discovered also that i prefer oral sex(receiving) over vaginal sex, just love having a hot girl kneeling down and looking at me when she blow me, i guess the girl look submissive and i like it.

So personally i haven't had a GF since my 16 y.o, had 2 totals in my life, and to be honest, i kind of not want a real GF, i wouldn't say no to fuck friend, but i like to be free, not having to work anything with anybody. So if i want to game, i game, i have nobody announcing me that im forced to have diner at somebodies house, and i sleep when i want more or less(depending on jobs shift, but since i work for the familly business, im flexible on that)

So i never tried again to "explore" the region with a GF, if i got one someday(can happen even if your not looking for it) i may give it a second try, but right now, since i pay SPs, i don't need to cause im the client so i choose what i want(respecting her limits) and in every porno i watch, i just totally skip the pussy eating part...

 

[lgna69xxx]

Mike, this goes along the same line as naughtylady had posted........ but , ok, you mention you LOVE bj right? what if you get a gf who you truly love, but she says, no daty, then no bj (and lets assume shes amazing at it)....... just curious what you would say or do?

 

[Halloween Mike]

Igna : I don't know man... My roomate once met a girl who didn't do BJ, she didn't like it so she didn't do it, the story dosen't say if he was doing daty to her(i never asked, dosen't interest me) but well... Anyway the girlfriend thing is far from happenning to be honest.

Daddy : Lol easy to say than do, kind of remind me when my mother was trying to make me eat something i didn't want to, just getting it close to my mouth was enought to gag me...

 

[Techman]

If you aren't willing to go down on a girl then she shouldn't have to go down on you. Private life of course, not when you are paying for the service. I understand not doing DATY if there is a funky odor but other than that it's one of my favorite things to do.

Mike, if you have problems with just looking at a girl's pussy, even when watching porn, then that's a different kettle of fish so to speak. I can't get my mind around that at all because I thing that a vagina is a beautiful thing with endless variety from lady to lady. Just thinking about it makes my mouth water. But as long as you aren't attracted to penises I think there's still hope for you!

 

[protagoras]

I can't get my mind around that at all because I thing that a vagina is a beautiful thing with endless variety from lady to lady.

I just want to poke briefly my nose into this smelly thread. I don't want to contribute with a long post but just with a «draft».

I agree with Techman: vagina are beautiful and they are even the ORIGIN OF THE WORLD according to the French painter Gustave Courbet:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'Origine_du_monde

 

[Merlot]

If you aren't willing to go down on a girl then she shouldn't have to go down on you. Private life of course, not when you are paying for the service. I understand not doing DATY if there is a funky odor but other than that it's one of my favorite things to do.

Mike, if you have problems with just looking at a girl's pussy, even when watching porn, then that's a different kettle of fish so to speak. I can't get my mind around that at all because I think that a vagina is a beautiful thing with endless variety from lady to lady. Just thinking about it makes my mouth water. But as long as you aren't attracted to penises I think there's still hope for you!

ROFLMAO!!!

One has to wonder how a guy can be so repulsed by a woman's vagina and still let his manhood get anywhere near it. Only rarely do I hesitate to enjoy the taste of a woman when there is poor hygiene, or if I am stuck seeing an escort late in her shift. That's why I always try to be her first appointment. Otherwise, I can enjoy giving for hours, and sometimes not even care if there is any reciprocation. I love BJs too, but daty alone with the right woman is one of the most beautiful pleasures I can ever enjoy. So I cannot imagine where Mike is coming from. But I am very happy it's his issue and not mine.

Cheers,

Merlot

 

[Halloween Mike]

No like i said penis...i dosen't care, im not attracked by that, im not gay, but i do think they look less repulsive than a vagina, maybe because i have one myself. I don't understand why i don't like Vagina, believe me, wish i would, but like i said im attracked by womens, but i prefer them to keep the G-string on. I don't mind putting my dick in there with a condom, but like i said i rather have a good BJ...

But having my mouth and head close to that, i couldn't, i just dosen't like how its make. You guys ever played Halo 3? When you are in the flood space ship, and everything is organic and even doors are some kind of organic thing that open. Well it remind me of that, its just a hole, i don't see how i could get turn on by it...

Maybe i need a therapy, i dunno, but like i said personal life girlfriend is out of the picture for now, so well...

But i do think there is other way to give pleasure to a girl, with a massage, kissing her body, stuff like that.


And after all think about that, some girls love to do rimming, some find it disgusting, so i guess the personal taste are indeed personal taste. Some people like to eat shit(the scat lovers), other love being peed on(urophile), and the usual normal person find it disgusting. So i guess i work the other way around, what people find appealing about pussy licking, i don't....

 

[YouVantOption]

If you aren't willing to go down on a girl then she shouldn't have to go down on you.

the converse is true too. except, you haven't met my ex-wife, and if you have, my condolences. She couldn't come any way but having someone (mostly me when we were together, but not always) go down on her for 30 minutes or so. Now, the results were amazing, in that she came like a banshee, and I learned how to eat pussy, but she never, ever reciprocated.

Which is why when we split up, and the first girl I slept with told me 'I have chlamydia, do you mind if I just blow you' and then let me come deep in her mouth, I was smitten.

But then, I digress. We were talking about whether or not All Hallows Mike is gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.