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Halloween Mike

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I already tell you, im not gay, and even tought im not totally homophobe, as i have nothing against gay and what they do in there private life, i can't stand 2 gays kissing, it disgust me...
 

Techman

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Mike, I think I have a solution for you. SHEMALES! They have tits, some of them are very female looking and no vaginas to worry about! :D

And I have a great movie for you, it's called 'Teeth'. Maybe you have a valid reason for your dislike. :p

A new evolution of horror has arrived with the new film, Teeth. Teeth tells the story of Dawn O'Keefe (Jess Weixler), a young abstinent teenager who comes to find out that her "family jewels" are much more special than everyone else's; her vagina has teeth. When she comes to realize her "differences" she starts to battle with her sexuality and wanting to act on her impulses.

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/
 

Mike Mercury

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If it wasn`t for pussy I`d be impotent. It`s just the thought of what women have in their panties that attracts me to them. It wasn`t for pussy in magazines, films and internet what would I jerk off to?
 

Halloween Mike

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Techman said:
Mike, I think I have a solution for you. SHEMALES! They have tits, some of them are very female looking and no vaginas to worry about! :D

And I have a great movie for you, it's called 'Teeth'. Maybe you have a valid reason for your dislike. :p



http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/

Wow buddy your disgusting.... :rolleyes: Even tought i can understand some man like shemale(some partially gay dude or bi guys) i am disgusted by that pratice and i think shemale are like frankensteined, they are not natural and are a freaking not natural way of life.... YURRRRRRRRRK

LIKE I SAID im totally hetero and i do love womens, you think i would pay for women if i was gay or such? Its just that the pussy area dosen't attrack me. What can i do about it? I have no idea....
 

lgna69xxx

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how about put on a blindfold, and a clothespin on your nose, and just "DIVE RIGHT IN"!!!!!!!

i still say you have NO IDEA what your missing:rolleyes:





Halloween Mike said:
LIKE I SAID im totally hetero and i do love womens, you think i would pay for women if i was gay or such? Its just that the pussy area dosen't attrack me. What can i do about it? I have no idea....
 

protagoras

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Smell pussy...what next?

The next generation of escorts site will comme with a new device: scratch a snatch. That way you'll be able to smell the pussy of the girl you want to call. No more bad surprise, no more fishy smell. But beware, the term «bait'n switch» will have a new meaning.
 
Smell pussy...what next?

The next generation of escorts site will comme with a new device: scratch a snatch. That way you'll be able to smell the pussy of the girl you want to call. No more bad surprise, no more fishy smell. But beware, the term «bait'n switch» will have a new meaning.


protagoras424965,

I think you meant to say " Scratch & Sniff " :D


DA_DA_DA - Yes...Yes...Yes
 

Halloween Mike

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Lol that would be funny...

how about put on a blindfold, and a clothespin on your nose, and just "DIVE RIGHT IN"!!!!!!!

But its funny because i am known to be the biggest pervert of my circle of friends, but i am blocked when it comes to that...
 
Lol that would be funny...



But its funny because i am known to be the biggest pervert of my circle of friends, but i am blocked when it comes to that...


Remember a commercial on TV...the little boys brother who gives him a new cerial to try first, before he tries it.

He says " give it to mikey, he'll try anytihng"

So Mike, come on man...give it a try "you might like it" or even better "luv it" :D


DA_DA_DA - Yes...Yes...Yes
 

Halloween Mike

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Well one thing for sure, no way i would do that with an escort, so even if i decide someday to give it a try, its gonna be in personal life, and for the moment, a girl in personal life is like winning at the loto, chances are very low.
 

Merlot

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Surgeon General Reports: Eat More Pussy.

Hello All,

The Surgeon General of the U.S. has just released the results of a 28-year study on the benefits of eating pussy...especially doing it well. Many of the benefits were a bit surprising, and may not apply in all cases. But several were universal. Those benefits are:

Significantly increased sperm production.

Harder, bigger, longer lasting erections.

More shots on goal.

Much more intense orgasms.

46% Lower blood pressure...after sex.

92% Lower cholesterol.

38% Increased muscle mass ( without weight lifting )

Significant healthy weight loss...without other exercise or dieting.

84% less risk of cancer.

15-35 More IQ points.

Credit Scores of 765 or higher.

Having the dream job.

A life of luxury.

Balding reversal to 74% hair regrowth.

Lost teeth regrowth.

Living 14-18 years above expectancy ( with excellent sexual health )

7-Figure Swiss bank accounts.

Friendly service at the RMV. ;)

Immunity from tax audits.

Liver and brain impervious to alcohol. :cool:

All the fantasy women you can handle. :p

61% less crime.

36% less war.

Many more perfect sunny days...when you want them.

The Mods kissing your heine.

all that or

A very grateful woman eager to provide a mind-blowing BJ. :)

http://www.oralcaress.com/cunnilingus_cartoon.htm

Note: guys not willing to provide daty were not included in this study since they are all GAY! ;)

Cheers,

Merlot
 
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montreal_monk01

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ok guys i guess my topic got into a wrong cruve it seems..I SAID IT WASNT AN SP!! ITS A GIRL I MEET ON A CHAT SITE..WEVE BENNE CHATING FOR A WHILE AND DECIDE TO MEET.

Ah ok. Sorry Jiuju. I too thought it was an sp. But that also can happen with sps as well (no need to name some here, but there are sps known for that).
 

lgna69xxx

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Why not an escort? :rolleyes: i would bet most of the girls in this business take care of their bodies as good or better than most women NOT in the business.......



Well one thing for sure, no way i would do that with an escort, so even if i decide someday to give it a try, its gonna be in personal life.
 

benxxx

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Why not an escort? :rolleyes: i would bet most of the girls in this business take care of their bodies as good or better than most women NOT in the business.......

igna, why try so much to bring mike to the virtues of pussy?
maybe he`s better of this way, my life would sure be simpler if i wasn`t addicted to it like i am...:rolleyes: but honestly, i wouldn`t change it for anything...
to each their own...
 
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