pussy smell!

[Halloween Mike]

Jeff : Im the total opposite of what a girl want, so im not hiding myself, i have near 0 chances to get a women in real life. Im not physically attractive, so BAM 1 strike, im very middle class, no car(no driving for the moment) , life in an appartement, i got no money put aside, i live weeks by weeks... that could be Strike 2, and last im spending most of my time on xbox live, because thats what i like, i hate going in bars, i hate the music general girls of today like(dance, thecno, rap) so all these bars and clubs i don't wanna go there, and im shy with girls anyway. Strike 3 ...

And after that you have to take into consideration that i like being independant, i don't want to live with a girl, i don't want to be controlled in any sort, when i take decision i want to take them myself alone, and not having to deal with a girlfriend. If saturday i feel like playing xbox live with friends, i don't want to have a girlfriend who want to "watch tv" or watch a girly drama movie and insist that i watch it with her. If on thuesday i feel like watching hockey with friends drinking beers, then i wanna do it. Being in a relationship is a lot of trouble i don't want. Sure some girls are more open than others, but still if you keep on doing you things all the time, she will think you don't love her and will not like it.

Now to Igna...

First because like i say i won't pay for doing something i don't wanna do in the first place, its not like this business is cheap, you pay 180$ for around 40-45 minutes excluding the shower at the end and the chit chat at the beginning. Its not that much

Secondly because... well no offense to the escort here,but considering how many cocks where there before me, even with condoms, huh no thanks...I know she shower at the end and such, but still ... I know when kissing an escort, it could be the same thing, especially if she do CIM(and thats what im looking for) but i try to get them first night of the shift, and i presume(would be normal) they brush there teeth in the day...so well. Have you ever guys think about that, if you DFK with an escort in late shift, and even if your the second client, that she had a lot of cocks and maybe sperm there... i don't think escort carry there dental cares tools with them at every client...that trouble me...

Of course i am somebody that check everything like that a lot, for exemple i don't like to smoke weed using a "common tool" cause everybody put there mouth on it and that just make me unconfortable. I guess not everybody is like me....

 

[Possum Trot]

I am glad to see a young man who is so full of confidence when it comes to picking up a member of the opposite sex in real life

I didn't think there was anyone past the age of 18 that was sexually active that hadn't gone down on a woman. Amazing

 

[Halloween Mike]

Yeah i am unique, but i was always like that since my young age, different from anobody...

 

[Ricky bonds]

heres a topivc and a opinion guys.i had the bad chance to have 3 girls 2 that there pussy smelled like fish and one that smelled like sweat after sex..that realy turned me off.the two fishe one i didnt even do it..after i took there g string off fiouuuu! i left.the last one was right after sex but before i had a little hint from between here breast.some say it because of there hormones!

i felt bad epsecialy the last one since she was nice person but that turned me off(luckaly i was a bit hammer when i didi it)

so guys had you ever experience a bad situation like this and how do you deal with it to tell the other person even it seems like being an asshole?

I just came( as we speak) from a girls place..close to Sauve metro. And I just experienced the dreaded stench !!
Everything was fine, at first. She was even fresh out the shower when I walked in.!
So we begin the usual rundown.. Everything is still great.. She gets on top of me..
I enjoyed it.? But then when I started to go from behind ..,.,., WTF "" there was this gradually increasing scent , that kept spreading out to a wider radius .. So I'm blocking my nostrils ( without my fingers.. Lol)
., and at one point it was too much ! I went limp., and forget it.. I didn't even ask for a refund ( like she would of given it to me anyways ...) got up didn't even wipe , threw on my clothes and bolted out of there faster than a speeding bullet.
I've noticed slight odors in the past from some girls, but this was just ridiculous!!

Now Im not sure if it was from not properly washing, or being with too many cooks in the same small kitchen ,,
but there's limits !! I already have to deal with the fact that many times : what you see , isn't what you get,
then you have to invent a whole array of excuses to actually get out the house !!
And now on top of that ,, I have to feel like im sticking my dick in a dead fish I just picked up along the "rivière DES prairies""??

So what does a gentleman do after this ? Do you tell her bluntly that her "y" smells like ass??( like i'm sure any escort would do if the client isn't properly washed )))
No a gentleman posts it on merb , hoping that she will see this ... And either get to the bottom of her genital stench, or go walk up and down lajeunesse..were people don't seem to mind odors !!

 

[HG Hunter]

So what does a gentleman do after this ? Do you tell her bluntly that her "y" smells like ass??( like i'm sure any escort would do if the client isn't properly washed )))
No a gentleman posts it on merb , hoping that she will see this ... And either get to the bottom of her genital stench, or go walk up and down lajeunesse..were people don't seem to mind odors !!

A real gentleman would say to her "You know what sweetie, I suddenly feel like taking a shower with you. Showering with a beautiful woman is one of my favourite things."
That way, you can be sure she's clean and you can then divert your attention elsewhere if still necessary.

 

[TheDon]

Just do her in a position where your nose is furthest from her pussy.

This happened to me once when I went doggy on a girl and once she bent over I smelt it right away. Luckily it wasn't over powering and I got what needed to get done. I just made sure she didn't rub her pussy on my sheets.

 

[Mike Mercury]

The worst I ever had was Kristal of the old 7ieme ciel. This 5-10, 100 pound anorexic blonde had a terrific pussy. But the drag out smelled terrible. It reeked. A shower did not nothing for that.

 

[CLAVIE]

It was not the grade, even if that girl is most beautiful in the world, but feels terrible when you approach her too near. In sexe, hygiene is the bottom of everything, before the beauty and the entertaiment at this people had. I personally have given several important criteria to the girl who take care herself, it shows that this person deserves the respect or no, before you want me to respect you, so you should to respect yourself, Keep youself clean.

 

[cloudsurf]

www.kindgirls.com

I just fell in love with Anita Pearl....wow!!!

 

[Henry Jones]

heres a topic and a opinion guys.i had the bad chance to have 3 girls 2 that there pussy smelled like fish and one that smelled like sweat after sex..that realy turned me off.the two fishe one i didnt even do it..after i took there g string off fiouuuu! i left.the last one was right after sex but before i had a little hint from between here breast.some say it because of there hormones!

If you ever find yourself with extra funky pussy smells on your finger, use orange mechanics hand soap ( you can find it at Canadian Tire ) Its the only thing that I know that works.

 

[YouVantOption]

The worst I ever had was Kristal of the old 7ieme ciel. This 5-10, 100 pound anorexic blonde had a terrific pussy. But the drag out smelled terrible. It reeked. A shower did not nothing for that.

Women smell funky for a variety of reasons. Sometimes, it is a yeast infection. Sometimes over-douching can cause that. Sometimes, under-douching can cause that too. Can't say I smell like a daisy all the time, either. Sometimes, its roses.

 

[Ricky bonds]

Smelly pussy....
I had a very traumatic experience involving pussy smell ...
And I think I'm having post traumatic stress...!!
....
I met a Jamaican girl on the weekend .. Under unique circumstances. We had a lot of fun, laughs, drinks...
And ended up back at my place.
As the usual rundown goes., one thing went to the next...
And she found herself between my legs giving me a fantastic blowjob......
After 15-20 minutes she asked me if it's allright that she takes a shower.. Before we proceed..?
I say fine.., and browse through my emails while waiting for my Jamaican queen to come join me in my room.
.....she comes back fully nude., and picks up where she left off.
We were both perfect strangers.. *So I skipped any daty.
Instead I put on my Jimmy hat., and positioned myself behind her.( she then said something about the condom..? As if I would ever raw'dog a girl I just met...! Lmfao..)
.. So I rubbed my equipment against her y... And immediately.
I was bombarded by these very strong whiffs of stench !!
... I paused for a second to catch my breath... And there it was.? My trusty gag reflex.
And Then again it hit me.. The scent was unbearable.!
Like being stuck at a light with garbage trucks to your left, right,front., and back...!
I didn't know what to do..
And just when I thought I might have to make up an excuse.?
Mini bonds pulled off his legendary dissapearing act... And made it perfectly clear, that he wasn't coming back out.
....so I played the old "tired" card.., and never spoke a word of that godforsaken stench ...
I'm shocked, scared, horrified, and disgusted..!
I mean.. I've came across some odours in my life....
But this girls 'hot box' fumes , they take the cake .
....so what is the meaning of all this ?
She showered, and the rest of her smelled great.....
Was this an infection..? Or a lack of hygiene specifically around her 'privates'....? Who knows.... And I don't think I even wanna know.. I'm just glad it's all over.
I never even put my equipment inside her garage...
A few rubs against her "y" , and the room started to get smaller.....
What a damn nightmare.
( I know it's irrelevant because she wasn't an sp.., I still thought I'd share this..)

P.s..... I was seriously so intoxicated by these rotten puss fumes ., that I threw out the towel she used, all facecloths lying around.., and anything she could of touched.. Including my special bath spongue...!!!!!! * **

 

[EagerBeaver]

Probably was a yeast infection. They create a very bad odor.

 

[jellydo]

Ricky - thanks for the vivid description - I can practically smell it now - thanks.

 

[johnmbot]

So I rubbed my equipment against her y... And immediately. I was bombarded by these very strong whiffs of stench !!

a whole new definition of "scratch-n-sniff"...

 

[smuler]

Sounds like BV to me...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacterial_vaginosis


Best Regards


Smuler

 

[Morocco Mole]

Always try to be the 1st client in!

?????? First client or five clients later, there should be no smell. There is a smell if there are deposits left from the last clients.

 

[HG Hunter]

Ricky,
Too bad about your experience. It sounds to me like she is fully aware of her problem as she requested a shower at a time when someone would normally just let the mood move them to the next natural level of intimacy.
Imagine how tough it must be for her if she has to live with that all the time.

 

[Kansas Frank]

In my limited experience, all of the SP's I've seen excused themselves after they call the driver and then go "freshen up" in the bathroom before the sessions began.

In any event, everyone may have odor problems now and then for various reasons other than poor hygiene, including diet and infections

My last supper will be DATY! And then I will fly up to the Heavens. Yeah, right! LOL. Having sex without DATY is like eating supper without any bread, grains or vegetables. Not very fulfilling. And if the Y smells, ask the lady to shower and join her. DATY is part of any healthy diet.

 

[Harvey]

Some women believe that guys like the smell, I prefer the non smelly.