Originally wanted to post this in the Ukraine invasion thread, but decided this is more like comedy, from the man himself:
Russian President Vladimir Putin said on Wednesday that Russia had not lost anything as a result of its ongoing military actions in Ukraine.
www.cnn.com
Putin: "We have lost nothing and are not going to lose anything. Our main gain is the strengthening of our sovereignty. We didn't start anything, in terms of military action, but are only trying to finish it," Putin told the audience.
In the last 4 days since that statement, Ukrainians have routed the Russians from the NE of Ukraine and regained over 1000 km2 of territory. In the last 6 months, Russians have lost over 50K men and more than 10K vehicles.