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Skym

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Random thought but...
....ever heard of UberEats???
Well...I think it be cool if Uber had a new feature, UberPussy.

Where guys can order a SP on app.
And even sort out what kind of woman they want, thru a search filter...like what race, what height, what body build, cup size, etc..

And same thing for the women, if any women is having a craving or feeling a little horny, they can use UberDick.

And sort out which dick they want, what size, what color, etc lol
 
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LeDodo

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Can you guess what it is?
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LC18

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Random thought but...
....ever heard of UberEats???
Well...I think it be cool if Uber had a new feature, UberPussy.

Where guys can order a SP on app.
And even sort out what kind of woman they want, thru a search filter...like what race, what height, what body build, cup size, etc..

And same thing for the women, if any women is having a craving or feeling a little horny, they can use UberDick.

And sort out which dick they want, what size, what color, etc lol

That’s literally tryst or tinder, more than that is both lazy and borderline trafficking. Humans aren’t a product
 

LC18

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I don’t know if this belongs here but this thought has been stuck in my head.

Am I just extremely lucky or not being charged or basically receiving free sessions happen to others as well?

I had the pleasure of spending 3 hours with an MP on my last day in Montreal. She gave me an authentic GFE session the entire time. I was about to give her a good sum at the end but she didn’t want to accept it. She only charged me the massage rate. I’ve only met her twice for 1 hour sessions before this.

She must think you’re attractive, maybe things are a bit slower and she’s trying to have you come back or idk she’s not a business person
 

LeDodo

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The guy had a whole setup like a huge metallic tripod at the back to hold the big ass flag
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twenty4seven

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There's something cute about the way nipples get pressed in lingerie in photoshoots. Like sometimes it's dead on and it presses it down into the areola like a flat circle but often it's pressed into a weird angle like a mini thumbs up or down (or left/right).
 

LeDodo

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BMO Real Financial Progress Index survey showing millennials spend $252 on average per date, up 32% from 2025, as part of overall U.S. date costs averaging $189.
 

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BMO Real Financial Progress Index survey showing millennials spend $252 on average per date, up 32% from 2025, as part of overall U.S. date costs averaging $189.
Ya I get an hour and a half of hot fun with an Indy driving to me for that ! These dates are scams pay get nothing