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Julia Sky

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Would you want to be friends with someome who regularly leaves their trash on the table in fast-food restaurants?
No. My friends are on the complete opposite of that spectrum, I've had a friend stop his car on the side of the road to pick up the trash that someone threw out the window from another car. Lol

Fast food employees don't get paid enough to pick up invidividual customers' trash.
 

mtlspacial

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Now I remember why I don't go to the gym at 4pm.
 

Lunaseraphim

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I really love traveling. It's really don't wonders for my mental health and I'm looking forward to my next trip! But I miss my cats when I leave
 

ChloeCoeur

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If you're not eating dark chocolate before coitus, start doing so. Improves blood circulation something shocking, was able to stay hard an inordinate amount of time before busting just because I ate some dark chocolate a few hours earlier.
I don't drink coffee but I often have dark chocolate as part of my breakfast heheheh
 

AnthonyAnderson

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I saw a guy the other day coming out of a discount store while carrying a mattress a his head, then to realize he had a parking ticket. That's not going to be as good a discount as you expected, bud! Don't we just love watching the average man in action?
 

Hmmm…

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If French is the language of love, I wonder if a booking entirely in French changes the vibe at all.
 

urquell

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Dungeon Crawler Carl got greenlit for a live action version! Yay! But on Peacock, so maybe ...Boo? Time will tell! Cautiously excited...... :)
 

AnthonyAnderson

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De réaliser, en parcourant un quartier "ordinaire" de Montréal, en ce jour de la St-Jean, qu'il y a plus de drapeaux du Canada et de pays étrangers (en lien avec la Coupe du Monde) que de drapeaux du Québec (un grand total de 2), nous fait réaliser, que nous avons atteint le point soit de l'indifférence, ou de l'effacement, dans notre propre nation.
-A.A.
 

LeDodo

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I got the very same problem with CrossFit routines.
Can you imagine being the only guy in a session with a dozen of firecrackers and seeing on board initials of Burpee Box Jump?… Hummmmmm….
Pretty sure you might not be the only having a laugh when seeing those initials
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bodick7

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De réaliser, en parcourant un quartier "ordinaire" de Montréal, en ce jour de la St-Jean, qu'il y a plus de drapeaux du Canada et de pays étrangers (en lien avec la Coupe du Monde) que de drapeaux du Québec (un grand total de 2), nous fait réaliser, que nous avons atteint le point soit de l'indifférence, ou de l'effacement, dans notre propre nation.
-A.A.
Et de se faire traiter de peuple raciste par le ROC… et ah oui l’office de la langue française sont des nazis.

 
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