Lol. Get me worked up enough with the rest, and I'm the one doing the insisting.
But to add to what you are saying. There are men who also suffer with ED, often medication helps, but in some of the rare cases, penetration might be a thing of the past. The other options suggested provides pleasures, reguardless of the ability to get hard or not. Sometimes tricks can be found in the process of discovery, and I have seen what in all intense purposes was a flacid penis, still ejaculate.
These are people who likely would not write reviews, as they want to keep the expieriences of their visits private. Understandably