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Two things have been consuming my thoughts of late.

1. Esoteric spirituality will always be right wing in the most fundamental sense - of seeing civilization itself being a function of, and in the service of transcendence and divinity.

2. Ashley @ Sensation.
 
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bodick7

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Damn... trying to get home has become a maze with all the blocked roads and 1 way directions when your trying to go the opposite direction. :oops::eek:
And every day gets worse. My detour routes now have detours :rolleyes:
Sorry but I don’t know what you are talking about. I became some kind of a backcountry redneck and I just don’t wan’t to get back in town. ;)
 

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Just got back from Vancouver and I'm bowled over by the guys at perb. Some of the reports in the massage section are about 300 words long, with excruciating detail. Obviously they enjoyed themselves. The scene over there is gigantic too - there's 1 that specializes in asian MILFs and another 3 or 4 with at least 5 girls each.

Plus the price points are all over the place - starting from $220/hr all the way up to $600.

If you ever missed Penthouse letters, check perb out. LOL.
 
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Everytime I walk passed this building I have the same random thought: is it supposed to be a septum ring, nipple ring or Prince Albert?
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If SPs could rate clients, most of us would be 5... 5 inches, 5 minutes
 
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If SPs could rate clients, most of us would be 5... 5 inches, 5 minutes
if this is true i would be happy i am 6inches and always feel small... giving me severe performance anxiete... the main reason i stoped civvie dates aftern separating from last relationship
 

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In a world where people hate eachother, if they shared a meal prepared by the wife, mother, or grandmother of their enemies, they would not wake up as enemies.
 

bodick7

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If SPs could rate clients, most of us would be 5... 5 inches, 5 minutes
Didn’t have a clue how long it was until my first favorite asked me…of course, I couldn’t answer such simple question.
 
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if this is true i would be happy i am 6inches and always feel small...

It's a healthy reminder. It is true. Most men are 5-6 inches. You are perfectly normal. At 6 inches, you might even be "slightly above average" (that's what they tell me lol)
 
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if this is true i would be happy i am 6inches and always feel small... giving me severe performance anxiete... the main reason i stoped civvie dates aftern separating from last relationship
There is no reason to have performance anxiety. Your the average size. It means half the population is less endowed than you are. I'd say embrace what you have and be proud. Size isn't how a man is judged in the bedroom anyways. His eagerness to please and not just looking for his own pleasure, disreguarding hers is.
 

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Je ne sais pas pourquoi mais cette discussion me ramène un drôle de souvenir….

Suis dans le nord avec ma blonde et mes amis. On est pas mal tous réveillés et encore un peu éméchés de la veille avec un café dans les mains.
Un de la gang se réveille, sort de son sac de couchage et se dirige vers les toilettes.
Imaginez un monsieur de soixante cinq ans grisonnant et bedonnant en bobettes déambuler le salon et la cuisine.
Je remarque que la poche des bobettes est plutôt volumineuse et très en évidence. Probablement du à la combinaison de l’envie de pisser et de la “bande” du matin.
Je m’exclame: “Hé Monsieur!!!”
On a tellement rie qu’on a tous manqué d’air.
 
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