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Who the F in his right mind thinks escorts got magic sticks to teleport themselves during traffic time?
Who the F in his right mind thinks escorts got magic sticks to teleport themselves during traffic time?
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It’s only acceptable if it’s followed by “which was a big turn off” but I doubt that’s what happened in that context
I am thinking…
I love men that are well dressed when we go out but I had a dinner date yesterday with a man who booked a fancy restaurant and showed up in sweat shorts and a t shirt. It strangely turned me on, not because I know what he looks like naked, besides the point. I was thinking it’s funny to show up to a fancy restaurant and not care about how you dress. He knows I like to dress nice and gives me occasions to do so, he knows he can pay the bill without having a heart attack. He’s not trying to impress anyone and that is so hot.
TLDR: A man who dress modestly, lets you be the star and can afford to take you to nice places is a bigger turn on than a man who dresses to impress, takes you out to nice places to impress and then complains about the bill.
I love men that are well dressed when we go out but I had a dinner date yesterday with a man who booked a fancy restaurant and showed up in sweat shorts and a t shirt. It strangely turned me on, not because I know what he looks like naked, besides the point. I was thinking it’s funny to show up to a fancy restaurant and not care about how you dress. He knows I like to dress nice and gives me occasions to do so, he knows he can pay the bill without having a heart attack. He’s not trying to impress anyone and that is so hot.
TLDR: A man who dress modestly, lets you be the star and can afford to take you to nice places is a bigger turn on than a man who dresses to impress, takes you out to nice places to impress and then complains about the bill.
I try to dress down, with a little class and to comfort, I would like all eyes to be on the lady i am with.
The only attention towards me, should be about how lucky i am to be with a classy and oh so smoking hot lady.
If I really wanted to impress anyone, I'd come shirtless 
Not sure they would let Hulk enter in a chic resto...maybe if he's mad.If I really wanted to impress anyone, I'd come shirtless
The restaurant will be fine, Hulk already smashed before dinner.
Been away for awhile looking for my ex-wife's killer, searched the seedy bars even found the dark web. Disappointed as nobody would take the job.
An edit is needed: It’s a joke.
Anthony Jeselnik fan, one of his.
An edit is needed: It’s a joke.
Anthony Jeselnik fan, one of his.
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Next time please indicate so from the start. I was ready to send you a NDA and contract.
Next time please indicate so from the start. I was ready to send you a NDA and contract.
I should have put it in the joke section I guess but that would have ruined the effect.
Looking back people at his shows probably expect that line, with me here not so much.
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It's a bit like if you say you have a bomb in your luggage to a customs officer...not a good idea.Next time please indicate so from the start. I was ready to send you a NDA and contract.
If I really wanted to impress anyone, I'd come shirtless
I’d like our conversations to remain private Sylar
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