Next time please indicate so from the start. I was ready to send you a NDA and contract.Humor
Next time please indicate so from the start. I was ready to send you a NDA and contract.
It's a bit like if you say you have a bomb in your luggage to a customs officer...not a good idea.Next time please indicate so from the start. I was ready to send you a NDA and contract.
If I really wanted to impress anyone, I'd come shirtless
Been away for awhile looking for my ex-wife's killer, searched the seedy bars even found the dark web. Disappointed as nobody would take the job.
An edit is needed: It’s a joke.
Anthony Jeselnik fan, one of his.
I should have put it in the joke section I guess but that would have ruined the effect.
Looking back people at his shows probably expect that line, with me here not so much.
I will attempt to be the person I pretend to be on Tinder..
That's is a reply written by the gods lol. Best one liner everThe restaurant will be fine, Hulk already smashed before dinner.
It's okay. I pretend to be the Hulk, while I look like Shrek.I will attempt to be the person I pretend to be on Tinder..
Special material for the shorts, and hulk must be going comando, due to all the lost undies in the past, the weggies must have gotten to him.Did you ever noticed that Hulk never busted his panties?
My random though of the day:
What a flex it is that tomorrow I get to go to a sex club, with 2 sexy bi civi girls who are apparently both excited to, and have been looking forward to, the opportunity to make out with me. . Oh the trouble I intend to get into with them. . Master won't be there, so no men for me... but I have been granted permission to play with all the girls I want.
God when it is good to be me, it is REALLY good.
My random though of the day:
What a flex it is that tomorrow I get to go to a sex club, with 2 sexy bi civi girls who are apparently both excited to, and have been looking forward to, the opportunity to make out with me. . Oh the trouble I intend to get into with them. . Master won't be there, so no men for me... but I have been granted permission to play with all the girls I want.
God when it is good to be me, it is REALLY good.
It's okay. I pretend to be the Hulk, while I look like Shrek.
That sounds exciting. I have never been to a sex club.My random though of the day:
What a flex it is that tomorrow I get to go to a sex club, with 2 sexy bi civi girls who are apparently both excited to, and have been looking forward to, the opportunity to make out with me. . Oh the trouble I intend to get into with them. . Master won't be there, so no men for me... but I have been granted permission to play with all the girls I want.
God when it is good to be me, it is REALLY good.
I don't speak for them. Lol. But apparently I am the treat they are looking forward to lol. They are free to do whatever they want. We are looking forward to the exhibisionist/voyeurism opportunity at the local.Can I join and fuck the 2 bi girls while you watch? It's still my b-day week