Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately?

[MindYourBeesWax]

Been away for awhile looking for my ex-wife's killer, searched the seedy bars even found the dark web. Disappointed as nobody would take the job.
An edit is needed: It’s a joke.
Anthony Jeselnik fan, one of his.

I might suggest a mirror if one is that bitter, after all if you want something done right you know what they say haha. Or do the opposite like I do, meditate, workout everyday, and learn to channel your negative energy towards practicing love, kindness and fairness towards all, sounds like you might need it.

 

[LC18]

I should have put it in the joke section I guess but that would have ruined the effect.
Looking back people at his shows probably expect that line, with me here not so much.

Well that was an extremely random thought. Congrats on respecting the title of this thread

 

[Holdmedown]

I will attempt to be the person I pretend to be on Tinder..

The love of 1 genuine soul is worth more than random sex with 10 super models.

“Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.” -Rumi

 

[cru_33]

The restaurant will be fine, Hulk already smashed before dinner.

That's is a reply written by the gods lol. Best one liner ever

 

[Sylar]

I will attempt to be the person I pretend to be on Tinder..

It's okay. I pretend to be the Hulk, while I look like Shrek.

 

[Rebaynia]

Did you ever noticed that Hulk never busted his panties?

Special material for the shorts, and hulk must be going comando, due to all the lost undies in the past, the weggies must have gotten to him.

 

[Rebaynia]

My random though of the day:
What a flex it is that tomorrow I get to go to a sex club, with 2 sexy bi civi girls who are apparently both excited to, and have been looking forward to, the opportunity to make out with me. . Oh the trouble I intend to get into with them. . Master won't be there, so no men for me... but I have been granted permission to play with all the girls I want.

God when it is good to be me, it is REALLY good.

 

[LC18]

My random though of the day:
What a flex it is that tomorrow I get to go to a sex club, with 2 sexy bi civi girls who are apparently both excited to, and have been looking forward to, the opportunity to make out with me. . Oh the trouble I intend to get into with them. . Master won't be there, so no men for me... but I have been granted permission to play with all the girls I want.

God when it is good to be me, it is REALLY good.

Girls night takes another meaning ( •̀ᴗ•́)و

 

[AirBo]

My random though of the day:
What a flex it is that tomorrow I get to go to a sex club, with 2 sexy bi civi girls who are apparently both excited to, and have been looking forward to, the opportunity to make out with me. . Oh the trouble I intend to get into with them. . Master won't be there, so no men for me... but I have been granted permission to play with all the girls I want.

God when it is good to be me, it is REALLY good.

Can I join and fuck the 2 bi girls while you watch? It's still my b-day week

 

[laid_back_alex]

Until last night I had always thought that « nerve-wracking » was spelled « nerve-wrecking ».

Even the logic behind it made sense to me as in the situation is wrecking your nerves.

 

[ThunderLipps]

It's okay. I pretend to be the Hulk, while I look like Shrek.

I met a blind date once and told her if you see a well dressed man that looks like George Clooney it is not me.

 

[Sylar]

My random though of the day:
What a flex it is that tomorrow I get to go to a sex club, with 2 sexy bi civi girls who are apparently both excited to, and have been looking forward to, the opportunity to make out with me. . Oh the trouble I intend to get into with them. . Master won't be there, so no men for me... but I have been granted permission to play with all the girls I want.

God when it is good to be me, it is REALLY good.

That sounds exciting. I have never been to a sex club.
Are you going as their SP, or are they friends of yours?

 

[Sylar]

I've experienced a few and more frequent episodes of PE (Premature Ejaculations) lately. I am going to go through the threads on this board and see if I can find a solution.

 

[Rebaynia]

Can I join and fuck the 2 bi girls while you watch? It's still my b-day week

I don't speak for them. Lol. But apparently I am the treat they are looking forward to lol. They are free to do whatever they want. We are looking forward to the exhibisionist/voyeurism opportunity at the local.

 

[LC18]

I've experienced a few and more frequent episodes of PE (Premature Ejaculations) lately. I am going to go through the threads on this board and see if I can find a solution.

Maybe your dates are just too hot

 

[Rebaynia]

That sounds exciting. I have never been to a sex club.
Are you going as their SP, or are they friends of yours?

They are friends of mine. But this is my kind of girls night out. I am the guest by 1 friend, and my other friend is in dire need for a girls night out, so will be getting her a membership.

Besides I'm tasked by master to figure out what swingers club I prefer, as memberships for couples is much higher a price than going as a single woman.

I turned him down for a trip to cinema lamour back when he suggested that, as it is something I imagine I will not enjoy. It's just not enough atmosphere to make it something I can relax and get in the mood for. For me it sounds more anxiety inducing. The club offers fun and I can get turned on partying before moving on to what would be anxiety inducing if I'm not ready yet.

 

[bodick7]

I've experienced a few and more frequent episodes of PE (Premature Ejaculations) lately. I am going to go through the threads on this board and see if I can find a solution.

I would prefer to see the glass half full. It's way better than no shot at all.

 

[lovethaifood]

Cottage Cheese is an acquired taste.

 

[LC18]

Cottage Cheese is an acquired taste.

Congrats that’s a pretty random thought

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

Cottage Cheese is an acquired taste.

Oh damn! Just when I was about to have lunch!!!