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Sylar

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Hello Merbites,


Here we are, day in day out, giving our ratings on SPs that we visit. Let's turn things around and rate ourselves for a change. (SPs are very welcome to join this activity!)
I will start:

Date / Frequency of Service: Varies a lot - Sometimes weekly, sometimes long hiatus for months

Age (This is how old you look, not your actual age): 32-36

Face: 7.5/10 - Obviously it depends on the individual preference, but I don't look like Quasimodo and women generally consider me attractive

Body: 9/10 - I try to stay in shape

LFK & DFK: 7/10

DATY: 8/10 - more practice than with DATO ;)

DATO: 7/10

Good Hygiene: 9.5/10 - I floss the morning of and my nails are always trimmed, no body order, or stubbles

Sexual Performance: All regular positions available. Not the best stamina, but 50% success on MSOG :p

Personality: 8/10 - I can hold my conversations and am courteous

Biggest Strength: Always on time

Biggest Weakness: Very picky and high expectations - Very rarely repeat with the same SP

Restrictions: Extreme BBW and prefer non-Asians
 

tishina

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Feb 8, 2013
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What an interesting idea.

Date / Frequency of Service: About a week, twice a year, many sessions in the week. Multi hour sessions.

Age (This is how old you look, not your actual age): 35-45

Face: 7/10 -

Body: 8/10 - I'm on my way to fit.

LFK & DFK: 5/10 I genuinely have no idea what I am doing there.

DATY: 8/10 - I have some moves/patterns, know where everything is, and pay attention to feedback

DATO: 7/10 - yeah I have no idea what I'm doing here either, but I mix it up and no complaints

Good Hygiene: 9.5/10

Sexual Performance: Good cardio stamina, improved my masturbation technique so I'm more sensitive (no more death grip) so I don't last forever, very broad minded

Personality: 9/10 - I am a joy to be with lol

Biggest Strength: Very respectful of SP time, and I try not to make their day harder

Biggest Weakness: I've done most everything I've ever wanted, so now I'm unsure of what I want. Wait, no, I want oral.

Restrictions: SPs who go through a routine.
 
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Sylar

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Sylar

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Thank you for highlighting this thread. I spent a good hour on it already and cannot remember the last time I was this entertained.
I would also like to add +2 to each of my previous ratings on myself.
 

clemieux6

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Age 30

Face: 8 I have a youthful look which either you love it or dont

Body: 8 Played hockey all my life and always stayed active

LFK & DFK: 10 probably my fav thing to do and ive had comments on my lips and smile

DATY: 8 Im a oddball with this, ive only done it to women ive had a strong connection with or my gfs

DATO: same applies as DATY

Good Hygiene: 10, dentist twice a year, hands always clean, nice body odor and woman always say I have nice skin haha

Sexual Performance: Always depends on the connection and vibe I have with someone, if im into you it can be multiple rounds, if the vibe is off I wont want it

Personality: 9 Im introverted with a extroverted personality, shy and reserved but can strike up a intelligent convo with any stranger in the street. Playful banter is a strong point

Biggest Strength: Being a good listener

Biggest Weakness: Im a indecisive Libra and im always happy (some women hate this)

Restrictions: Bad breath, heavy smokers, zero class, tasteless tattoos, substance abuse
 
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puss1985

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Date / Frequency of Service: this summer almost weekly. Before once a month or so

Age: 35? Maybe older



Face: 6/10 - not sure tbh but some women find me attractive



Body: 8/10 - daily exercises etc. But could be better



LFK & DFK: 7/10 need to confirm with my next sp



DATY: 8/10 - my estimation



DATO: n/a



Good Hygiene: 10/10



Sexual Performance: good endurance, almost any position



Personality: 5/10 - I can hold my conversations but since I’m a bit geek my interests can be boring fore some



Biggest Strength: not sure. Always leave tips in form of money or gift card s regardless of quality of service I got



Biggest Weakness: trust people too much and hard to say no sometimes



Restrictions: anal and anything related to it
 

Bucky

Pimpin' ain't easy...
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Hello Merbites,


Here we are, day in day out, giving our ratings on SPs that we visit. Let's turn things around and rate ourselves for a change. (SPs are very welcome to join this activity!)
I will start:

Date / Frequency of Service: Varies a lot - Sometimes weekly, sometimes long hiatus for months

Age (This is how old you look, not your actual age): 32-36

Face: 7.5/10 - Obviously it depends on the individual preference, but I don't look like Quasimodo and women generally consider me attractive

Body: 9/10 - I try to stay in shape

LFK & DFK: 7/10

DATY: 8/10 - more practice than with DATO ;)

DATO: 7/10

Good Hygiene: 9.5/10 - I floss the morning of and my nails are always trimmed, no body order, or stubbles

Sexual Performance: All regular positions available. Not the best stamina, but 50% success on MSOG :p

Personality: 8/10 - I can hold my conversations and am courteous

Biggest Strength: Always on time

Biggest Weakness: Very picky and high expectations - Very rarely repeat with the same SP

Restrictions: Extreme BBW and prefer non-Asians
Date / Frequency of Service: 4-5x/Year
Age 54
Face 3/10 full hair, blue eyes
Body: 1/10 Fat
LFK & DFK: 8/10 Gourmand
DATY 10/10 Love it, squirt lover
DATO 5/10 With good hygene why not?
Good Hygiene: Shower with extra scrubbing just before, lite perfume
Sexual Performance: 3/10 ie: body
Personality: Nice, polite and trying to be funny.
Biggest Strength: Respect
Biggest Weakness: Self confidence
Restrictions: BBW, body hair, bad odor, drugs.
 
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AirBo

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I guess I'm a 7/10 for body & face.

My "beauty" scale being:

10 = Perfection (like finding a unicorn)
9 = DDG (it's rare)
8 = Beautiful
7 = GND+
6 = GND
5 = GND-

So I'm Guy Next Door+

I can be 9/10 sexually with the right girl... but I can also be too much for some

My demeanor is usually 9/10. I'm confident and super easy to get along with

Hygiene is 10/10. Respect for the girls.
 

sorengard

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This exercise reminds me of a time in business school when the professor asked each student to rate themselves relative to the rest of the class. 90% of us rated ourselves above average.
 

Obvio-0bvio

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It's absolutely delightful to witness fellow members engaging in the art of crafting their own unique self-descriptions. Truly, it's like a window into their fascinating personalities. Now, let's get to the juicy stuff - my physical appearance. I won't beat around the bush, I'm not exactly towering in height. But hey, who needs height when you've got a slender figureal thought this may vary depending on the season.And let's not forget my medium-length black hair and a face that's simply irresistibly cute.Did I mention that I possess a nine-inch... attribute in a certain area of my body?Now, when it comes to those service providers, I like to take things slow and steady. Why rush into the bedroom when we have a whole glorious hour together? No need to jump straight into bed like a kid on a sugar rush. Although, I must confess, I'm not exactly renowned for my stamina in the realm of intimate encounters. Let's face it, those service providers usually want to wrap things up quickly. Can't blame them, really. But here's the secret sauce - by taking my sweet time and building a connection, I've discovered that it's a winning strategy. It works like a charm in a whopping 99% of my experiences, resulting in top-notch services and an atmosphere charged with positive energy.And here's the cherry on top - I've been told time and time again that service providers simply adore spending time with me. Why, you ask? Well, it's all thanks to my relaxed and respectful demeanor as a true gentleman. They just can't get enough of my easygoing nature.By the way, I'm in my early 40s. Lucky me, right?
 
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333tde

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Date / Frequency of Service: Varies a lot - never had the courage to see one

Age (This is how old you look, not your actual age): 23-25

Face: 8/10

Body: 8.5/10

LFK : 7/10

DFK: 6/10

DATY: 6/10

DATO: 0/10

Good Hygiene: 9.5/10

Sexual Performance : 6/10. Need to work on stamina.

Personality: 9/10, I’m a people pleaser & a great friend to go get a drink with!
 

bodick7

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as a true gentleman.
A chaque fois que je vais rencontrer une nouvelle, ma plus grande peur est de ne pas plaire. Alors je m’arrange et je fais tous pour que la dame soit aux anges de la première à la dernière seconde.
 

Obvio-0bvio

"Bond. James Bond" Obvio007
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A chaque fois que je vais rencontrer une nouvelle, ma plus grande peur est de ne pas plaire. Alors je m’arrange et je fais tous pour que la dame soit aux anges de la première à la dernière seconde.
Malheureusement, dans le monde réel, les femmes ne valorisent pas et ne respectent pas les hommes gentlemans,gentils et attentionnés, elles cherchent plutôt à les utiliser à leur avantage. Je ne parle pas des sp’s, mais des femmes dans la vie quotidienne. C'est triste, mais c'est vrai. Rien de mieux dans la vie que de profiter d'une vie célibataire.
 
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