Rude booking experience with Euphoria agency

[Nightwalker]

btw, how do they know if someone is using a texting app?

 

[Jordd]

In his mind it was probably a good business decision. It’s all about the bottom line and the number of $$$ signs he can put next to your name. With the content of your text message it was hard for him to take you seriously as a revenue generating client.

First enquiring about rates for 30 minutes, meaning less $$ signs, second the “fake” number, meaning there is every possibility you might just be a 17 year old behind his computer screen playing him and wasting his time.

So why bother instead of focusing on the ones that will generate more revenue. It was a business decision in his mind because you didn’t exude enough dollar signs.

i certainly don’t condone his poor choice of words but through text messages, it’s also easier to say things you would probably not say in person.
-Is it polite the way he spoke to you ? No.
-Does he have to be polite ? Not necessarily but obviously it’s always preferable to be
-Should he have been polite and kind on a moral level ? Yes Probably
-should he have been polite and kind on a business level meaning Did he loose money not being ? No
-Would he have made more money had he been polite ? No

So business wise it was just not worth to answer in a considerate manner and a good business decision
-Is it sad clients are treated that way ? certainly.
- Are most people in this type of job well mannered and worry about formalities ? i highly doubt it.
-Should they be mindful of customer relations on a moral level ? Preferably
Do they have to mind their manners on a business level ? No

Furthermore I think your experience highlights a shift in the way agencies and clients communicate with each other nowadays.

From what I have been hearing, almost nobody calls anymore to book. And even when they do they’re still asked to text their info.

Mostly it’s all done through text messages so the way people communicate with each other in text message is certainly not the same as on the phone.
I think text messages are partly responsible for your poor experience.

Had you tried maybe calling directly instead of texting, from an identifiable number, you might’ve had a different experience once the booker realized you were for real.

However I’d be really surprised if he still would’ve called you cheap and told you he was going to block you had you called him directly and spoken to him to lower the red flags considering your “fake” number was already a concern.

Personally i still prefer to pick up the phone and call to talk directly to the booker than texting, so I know who I’m talking to and vice versa if anyone tries to call me cheap !

It’s never a good business decision to alienate clients or potential clients, for example, by being rude or making booking more difficult. I guess they can get away with it, because of the high demand.

Never tried rebooking with Euphoria since they stopped allowing texting apps.

No problems with XO - always a pleasure to deal with and booking is easy peasy.

 

[UncleBuck]

I don’t blame them for getting wigged out. The message you sent them made it pretty easy:

Me - Dec 21 11:33:
hi, I would like to book Cersei at the earliest available time. And do you have 30min 45min prices too. And address.

1) You assumed Cersei was even available LOL. If you did some research beforehand, you’d know she’s one of the toughest to book considering she’s one of their highest-demanded and excellently-reviewed girls.

2) As a first time client, an ‘asap’ time request for one of their top girls for less than an hour not only gives off a cheap vibe, but also sets the stage for a less-than-palatable experience for the SP, considering it leaves very little time to establish what is and is not on the menu for you.
SPs hate having to say ‘No’ in the moment, or even worse, having to physically stop you from doing something they’re not down with. That’s the shit most girls on leolist have to go through.

3) You asked an agency for their address straight up, which is often a no-no before a booking is even made/confirmed. If it was in concern to what area of town you’d be expected to travel to, the town of their incall location(s) is mentioned plenty of times throughout several of their girls ‘incall’ reviews.

In all honesty I’m glad they steered clear from this type of first time booking. Might suck for you, compadre, but it helps keep the great girls around for us *shrug*

 

[charmer_]

LOL. Mike is still around. After all these years.

This is exactly what I was thinking. If you've dealt with Goodgirls in the past, you know exactly what @Numerati is referring to, LOL

 

[charmer_]

Me - Dec 21 11:33:
hi, I would like to book Cersei at the earliest available time. And do you have 30min 45min prices too. And address.

Euphoria - Dec 21 11:39:
Shes fully booked

We dont accept cheap clients. 1h minimim

And we dont accept fake number. Im blocking this number now

Geez....alot of white knights on this thread. The message from the OP wasn't perfect, but it certainly wasn't rude either. Bookers don't want a long message, they want it straight to the point. Also even though I don't do 30 or 45 mins myself, I know alot of ppl that do. It's not an unusual question. Only questionable thing in that message from the OP is asking for the address right away.

That response though, was rude and unlike the norm of Euphoria. Obviously that's not James. The fake number part though I wonder about...especially since the OP says he's using his own number. There must've been something that triggered that accusation.

 

[Gazoo64]

^^^^
I totally agree. The OP wasn’t rude, I found his text perfectly fine. He was JUST asking about 30 or 45 min appointments, not insisting.

I don’t understand the response or why he was blacklisted.

 

[2fast2slow]

yes the punishment does not fit the crime

 

[wolfie7]

This is exactly what I was thinking. If you've dealt with Goodgirls in the past, you know exactly what @Numerati is referring to, LOL

Wrong Mike. Pretty sure Numerati was referring to Miguel...

OP had bad luck trying book on one of those rare days. I’ve been a fan of Euphoria from the very beginning - but the white knights of MERB need to chill out. Lol...

 

[Halloween Mike]

I wouldn't be surprise there is more to the story that is not disclosed but lets say for the sake of this reply this was exactly how it got...

Personally i try to be as precise and straight to the point as well while still being polite. Usually my text will be

"Hi, is there still availabilities with (insert girl name) today Anything between xx and xx would be good for me. Thanks

Most of the time they will reply giving me a time or telling me there is no availabilities left. Its common fact bookers deal with tons of clients and they don't have time for small talk that is not usefull to the booking. So going straight to the point and keeping it short is a better approach imo.

I think what triggered the booker here is likely the demand for 30m, and the number thing. Euphoria and Xo in particular runs very well, there girls are likely always booked with very few open spots past a certain time in the day. They even stopped (or decrease significantly) doing outcall because the roll in is good enough in incall. I remember a time where some agencies would list 30m rates but this time is long gone and you shouldn't have asked for it. As for the number, due to fake calls its understandable they prefer to avoid text apps and such. If you do not want to use your real number (wich is understandable), i would suggest getting a proper second phone. I think some may even let you pick a random name. Text apps are too easy to mess with.

So ultimately i think the client here wasn't rude or anything, but did make a few misteps. That said the booker likely had a bad day or was over his head in bookings. It was not a nice reply. But as others pointed out i doubt it will decrease his business. Likely he may had even expect you to text/call again using a real number in the futur, because he knows that often even if clients are "offended", if they want to see a certain girl, they will go over their pride.

 

[Numerati]

Wrong Mike. Pretty sure Numerati was referring to Miguel...

Can’t stop laughing on this one.

He should change his name to Billy.

Ahem. If you were around back then you will know what I mean.

 

[Numerati]

Also if the OP requested say a four hour dinner/lunch or whatever with Cersei or whomever that is ‘hard’ to book she will be available. Like what some of you mentioned it is all about $$$$ the bottom line.

 

[MCTJ]

That's certainly the most entertaining thread of the Holidays on MERB!

 

[bobbyc]

ok so this little boy did not get what he wants, i'm also a last minute guy and when i text euphoria asking for a specific time they answer me very politely with a yes she is available or no she is not, they will offer me a time where she is available if not they offer me another girl and if its not to my convenience i reply no thanks another time, and they always reply no problem you just cant get what you want all the time, this is a business and even though i'm not a regular i can vouch that euphoria is a class act with great service

 

[MrProfiteroles]

Pretty simple! If you can't afford to book at least an hour with a wonderful lady at Euphoria book with another agency! Lol!
Other reputated agencies that like to "maximize" their cut may offer less than 1h but definitely NOT with Euphoria!

 

[cpp433]

All you guys are reading waaaaaaay much into this. The booker was probably having a bad day. Demand is much greater than supply, so the agencies don’t give a shit and booker chose to be an asshole. Simple.

It fits, business is so good theyve essentially told their outcall clientele to bugger off, heads may have gotten a bit swollen, nothin u can do

 

[nothinghere]

Interesting to note that a lot of "Independent providers" actually state in their biography that texting from an anonymous app and/or bargaining for options not listed in their price menus gets immediate refusal.....fail on the basic "pre-screening" process hehe

 

[Fradi]

Geez....alot of white knights on this thread. The message from the OP wasn't perfect, but it certainly wasn't rude either. Bookers don't want a long message, they want it straight to the point. Also even though I don't do 30 or 45 mins myself, I know alot of ppl that do. It's not an unusual question. Only questionable thing in that message from the OP is asking for the address right away.

That response though, was rude and unlike the norm of Euphoria. Obviously that's not James. The fake number part though I wonder about...especially since the OP says he's using his own number. There must've been something that triggered that accusation.

I agree totally, while they don’t want to do 30 or 45 minute bookings I usually do 90 minute ones, there is no need to be rude a simple we don’t do anything under an hour would have been enough, asking for the address ? ok so what, how many new people don’t know better than to ask for it. He could have replied that we are close to this metro or other landmark. I usually ask for approximate location when contacting a new Indy if it is not mentioned on their web sight so I can see if there is street or payed for parking near by as I don’t like using public transportation in the winter, I don’t want to be waiting outside in freezing temperatures as I always arrive 15-20 minutes early and wait in my car I don’t like being late or making someone wait for me.

This is exactly why I don’t use agencies, I hate dealing with middle men, I prefer dealing with an Indy and one that is usually referred by my ATF or another lady I have seen often.
I have never had any Indy reply to me in a rude fashion.

 

[Fradi]

Pretty simple! If you can't afford to book at least an hour with a wonderful lady at Euphoria book with another agency! Lol!
Other reputated agencies that like to "maximize" their cut may offer less than 1h but definitely NOT with Euphoria!

No that is not an excuse for being that rude.
Wonder how this booker talks to the ladies at Euphoria if this is the way he handles potential clients.
For me this booker was just an asshole with zero class. It would have been very easy to say we don’t book anything under an hour and we are located in walking distance to this metro or some other landmark.
I have zero tolerance for people who are this rude without any real provocation.

 

[MrProfiteroles]

No that is not an excuse for being that rude.
Wonder how this booker talks to the ladies at Euphoria if this is the way he handles potential clients.
For me this booker was just an asshole with zero class. It would have been very easy to say we don’t book anything under an hour and we are located in walking distance to this metro or some other landmark.
I have zero tolerance for people who are this rude without any real provocation.

Then you should try to be a booker one day with hundreds of textos entering per hour with some people keep asking and bugging the booker. So you will probably have enough too and being rude in your reply. I can guarantee you it will be my case! Lol!

 

[charmer_]

Pretty simple! If you can't afford to book at least an hour with a wonderful lady at Euphoria book with another agency! Lol!
Other reputated agencies that like to "maximize" their cut may offer less than 1h but definitely NOT with Euphoria!

All he did was ask if there were 30-45 min rates. Booker could have just told him there wasn't, and maybe we would've booked the hour.