Semen Demons

[splayjester]

Just wondering if anyone ever had an encounter or some type of experience with such creatures known as semen demons. I do knw that there is a tremendous number of those in Montreal (city that I am born and raized).
I'm trying to avoid them a liitle bit more nowadays that's all,

So please do a little bit of searching about the question before replying, Thank you folks.

 

[Lion Heart]

Just wondering if anyone ever had an encounter or some type of experience with such creatures known as semen demons.

I've seen many of these Semen Demons in Montreal... but I don't have much problem with them...

These are probably not the type of demons you're talking about...unless of course you're a disciple of GG...

Care to enlighten us about your particular demons?

Lion Heart

 

[splayjester]

The semen demon in question:

1. semen demon

one who is a bandit of man juice and uses it for the purpose of dark and sinister purposes

i.e ''watch out for the semen demon (aka cinthya) she shall rob your clean sheets''

Many more are now doing incalls on ann123 or craigslist. Keep posted.

 

[metoo4]

Splayjester, can you try being more cryptic? The info you're giving is already totally inchoerent so, I wonder if you can make it even worst?

The 3 explanation you give in the above post don't match, IMHO. How does "dark and sinister purposes" relates to "clean sheets'' and to some girls announcing themself for incalls? How do incalls rob your "clean sheets''?

 

[korbel]

Splayjester, can you try being more cryptic? The info you're giving is already totally inchoerent so, I wonder if you can make it even worst?

The 3 explanation you give in the above post don't match, IMHO. How does "dark and sinister purposes" relates to "clean sheets'' and to some girls announcing themself for incalls? How do incalls rob your "clean sheets''?

Hello Metoo4,

Does this sound like a "Tony" joke or what...lol.

Not again,

Korbel

 

[metoo4]

Kirbie, I was thinking about it but, it's not a "first post" thingy... Maybe Tony is getting more refined?

 

[splayjester]

All I'm saying is SD.

All I need to say is, watch where your ejaculates gets disposed or HOW, mp costumers watch out, EVEN TONYE!#%$%#@@$$...

BTW english is itself , is one hell of cryptic language, so that intervention needed a bit more arguments.

You get a bj.., the broad give you DT you cim. and down up it goes, the semence contains tremendous genetic coded information and so on , a bit more serious than BLOOD.
Now get ready to swallow that merbist,. Those semen demons collects your DATA lol. not funny%.

Incalls... clean sheets... did you not know...

I love this community but when some rare taboos come up here, the comic guys get shooked.

 

[metoo4]

All I need to say is, watch where your ejaculates gets disposed or HOW, mp costumers watch out, EVEN TONYE!#%$%#@@$$...

BTW english is itself , is one hell of cryptic language, so that intervention needed a bit more arguments.

You get a bj.., the broad give you DT you cim. and down up it goes, the semence contains tremendous genetic coded information and so on , a bit more serious than BLOOD.
Now get ready to swallow that merbist,. Those semen demons collects your DATA lol. not funny%.

Incalls... clean sheets... did you not know...

I love this community but when some rare taboos come up here, the comic guys get shooked.

When it's put that way, I think he's right!

Think about it: they collect your sperm in their mouth and then, they give it to the MIB who in turn, put it in a UFO departing for Alpha-Centaurus. Once there, they split it in 2 vials. One is used to inseminate a beautiful grey-greenish, slimmy-skinned, 8-legged lady with 5 eyes and no boobs (what a waste!). Sadly, the baby born out of this experience always commits suicide soon after birth because he inherited his dad's paranoid side and, when mixed with the superior intellect of his mom, the burden is too strong to bare. The content of the second vial is also analyzed, causing the ET to wonder how we were ever able to survive with such genetically-encoded paranoia.

 

[splayjester]

B_i_n_g_o

When it's put that way, I think he's right!

Think about it: they collect your sperm in their mouth and then, they give it to the MIB who in turn, put it in a UFO departing for Alpha-Centaurus. Once there, they split it in 2 vials. One is used to inseminate a beautiful grey-greenish, slimmy-skinned, 8-legged lady with 5 eyes and no boobs (what a waste!). Sadly, the baby born out of this experience always commits suicide soon after birth because he inherited his dad's paranoid side and, when mixed with the superior intellect of his mom, the burden is too strong to bare. The content of the second vial is also analyzed, causing the ET to wonder how we were ever able to survive with such genetically-encoded paranoia.

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