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Sex in public. Yes or no?

Would you do it/have you done it?

  • Yes

    Votes: 50 87.7%
  • No

    Votes: 7 12.3%

  • Total voters
    57

Thor Jr

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Hell yeah, maybe not as much these days, cause at my age, trying to run with my pants around my ankles is not any fun. One time, at was at a party and went out to the back yard and we ended up under a berry bush, we just went at it. Well let me tell you, there were lots of berries under the bush also, and we had stains everywhere. It was a bloodbath, my socks were all red, her skirt which was hiked up to her breasts was, well was very colorful. And it was not entirely yellow anymore. Long story short, had to leave the party and i drove the lady home which is not the end of the story, shower for two please.
Back of a pickup in a mall parking lot, not comfortable at all. Does the roof of an apartment building count as public? How about the gondola at Killington Vermont ski lodge, 30 minute ride up to the top, still had time for lunch afterwards.
 

Thor Jr

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So we exchanged contact numbers as we both had to get somewhere else, and now I am wondering if I should start to look for some church that is unlocked at night! Lmao
Well at least I wont be lonely in Hell, Ill save you a recliner right next to me. Not that wish this on anyone, but i hope all the ladies on merb do evil things also.:p
 
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Cap'tain Fantastic

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In my country when I use to got to church for celebrations like Christmas; I use to see people fucking frequently and loudly (lol) in the church toilets or in an area where it was really dark at night. I was really younger then. Now I don’t really go often to church but I won’t feel comfortable having sex in a church. It’s like The little Jesus is watching me haha.
I never go to church, not a believer and wasn't raised with religion which is quite rare for a quebecois of my age.
 
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Thor Jr

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I never go to church, not a believer and wasn't raised with religion which is quite rare for a quebecois of my age.
What happened to "never say never"? Lol. I agree with you about church, i dont go to church and i dont plan too. Its not to say that i haven't been to church, just dont believe in things i know nothing about. Not the way i was raised. Anyway, sex in a church, its naughty, sinful and cant be too bad.
 

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In my country when I use to got to church for celebrations like Christmas; I use to see people fucking frequently and loudly (lol) in the church toilets or in an area where it was really dark at night. I was really younger then. Now I don’t really go often to church but I won’t feel comfortable having sex in a church. It’s like The little Jesus is watching me haha.

God said be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth, they took it literally and didn’t lose a second. They heard the priest say it and went to the bathroom
 

Thor Jr

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I understand but for me church or a cemetery are not places where I’m open to fuck. Those places for me are not meant to be used to fuck. I’m not a big believer anymore but I do respect some holy or spiritual places.
Well you got a rise out of me, and with the stories your putting up young lady, you are not sporting a halo. Lol.
 

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It used to be something I really enjoyed but as I grow older, I now stick to underground parking lots, balconies and occasionally beaches.

What about you guys?
Always been curious about the Montreal ferris wheel at night if we could pull off a quickie
 
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Thor Jr

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God said be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth, they took it literally and didn’t lose a second.
And then man created condoms and God threw his arms in the air and said: Why do i even bother with these people.
 
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MtlGuyNow

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I understand but for me church or a cemetery are not places where I’m open to fuck. Those places for me are not meant to be used to fuck. I’m not a big believer anymore but I do respect some holy or spiritual places.
College week in Bermuda years ago. Hookup & I leave a pub for a walk or a park, hands everywhere. We pass a Cathedral and she’s checking the doors. One opened. She was game. Maybe she was from NJ.
NFW for this then already lapsed Catholic.
The small graveyard was off limits too.

Mostly secluded beach in Phuket late afternoon.
Beach Blanket Bingo start.
From Here to Eternity / Swept Away finish
Youngins will have no idea what I’m talking about. Too bad.
 

Thor Jr

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No need to get angry at me for giving MY point of view.
keep in mind I used the word “comfortable” not “never” and I certainly didn’t say it was a bad thing to have sex in those places! I didn’t judge your choices I just say I ( myself Alisha) am not comfortable to have sex in a holy or spiritual space. I’m far from being a saint; I’m literally a SW. I did and do a lot of naughty and sinful things but you know the word “limits”? Well for me my limit is not to fuck in a church or in a cemetery or a temple or a morgue. Those places freak me out not in a good way. The same way forest at night freaks me out (not talking about camping situations). Just not my type of fun. Everyone do what they want and what they are comfortable to do.
When i say a rise, it means something else, not angry with you and i did put lol at the end, i was just joking. :p
 

Thor Jr

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Okay I didn’t understand what you meant at first. I hope you were able to release yourself or I can help while being in a church! hahahaha
No harm, this is why i would rather chat face to face, to see expressions and the tone, much easier to read into. In a church!!! You see, you are a naughty girl. Hahaha, this is why MPs exist. But thank you for the offer.
 
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bodick7

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Last year at the Chablis, the window was wide open and I could see people walking on side walks from bed. During action a trucker who seen us pumped his brakes while he was stop at a red light. It didn’t disturb me, in fact I found it funny. Ha!Ha!
 
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