Smelly client ass….

[hob12]

Although I take it that this was meant to be a flippant response, car washes rely on high pressure water blasts to clean caked on dirt and grime in the irregular recesses of cars (like the license plate well), and one doesn't need to be an engineer and hydrologist to appreciate that these same principles of high pressure water blasts combined with soap apply with equal effectiveness to irregular recesses and cavities of the human body such as the anus and asshole and the surrounding crack.

In any event, this thread has all the information in it that anyone needs to apply to their daily hygiene. You just need to go out and do it.

A much more interesting topic is dental hygiene and how often one brushes, uses mouthwash and/or fluoride rinse and flossing frequency. My dentist friend peeked at MERB and asked me to remind everyone that a smelly ass doesn't cause anything to fall out of your body, but poor dental hygiene will cause you to lose teeth and he has seen it firsthand. So he told me to tell all of you that when you need to pay $6000 plus for an implant down the road because you spent more time preoccupying with asshole hygiene while ignoring dental hygiene, you will understand your priorities are fucked up. He also asked me why there was no thread on MERB about dental hygiene. He thinks you are all totally messed up.

Now this reply made me realize I should start brushing my teeth too!

 

[Enjoying life]

And much of my expierience wasn't as an SP. But just in the dating world. Wives needing to clean their husbands skid marked underwear is more than just a joke. There's a few relationships I had that didn't last long with that being part of the reality.
SPs require a client to be clean. Women in the civi world don't often get that kind of respect.

Terrible how can you have skid marks as an adult! I understand when your small!

 

[Fradi]

He also asked me why there was no thread on MERB about dental hygiene.

Because we think SP without any teeth are highly prized.

 

[Thor Jr]

Terrible how can you have skid marks as an adult! I understand when your small!

There's no age limit on skid marks...

 

[EagerBeaver]

Real men clean their own dirty laundry and don't expose the world to it!

 

[Hemme]

Now this reply made me realize I should start brushing my teeth too!

Well the post was about brushing your ass. Not necessarly with the same brush.

 

[Sylar]

How old was everyone when you found out that you need to wipe from front to back and from back to front to clean yourself fully with wet wipes?

I bet some folks will read this and have a revelation after their next bowl movement.

 

[Hemme]

How old was everyone when you found out that you need to wipe from front to back and from back to front to clean yourself fully with wet wipes?

I bet some folks will read this and have a revelation after their next bowl movement.

Since i registered to merb

 

[T'storm]

Although I take it that this was meant to be a flippant response, car washes rely on high pressure water blasts to clean caked on dirt and grime in the irregular recesses of cars (like the license plate well), and one doesn't need to be an engineer and hydrologist to appreciate that these same principles of high pressure water blasts combined with soap apply with equal effectiveness to irregular recesses and cavities of the human body such as the anus and asshole and the surrounding crack.

In any event, this thread has all the information in it that anyone needs to apply to their daily hygiene. You just need to go out and do it.

A much more interesting topic is dental hygiene and how often one brushes, uses mouthwash and/or fluoride rinse and flossing frequency. My dentist friend peeked at MERB and asked me to remind everyone that a smelly ass doesn't cause anything to fall out of your body, but poor dental hygiene will cause you to lose teeth and he has seen it firsthand. So he told me to tell all of you that when you need to pay $6000 plus for an implant down the road because you spent more time preoccupying with asshole hygiene while ignoring dental hygiene, you will understand your priorities are fucked up. He also asked me why there was no thread on MERB about dental hygiene. He thinks you are all totally messed up.

Time to floss my ass crack to make my dentist happy.

 

[Fradi]

How old was everyone when you found out that you need to wipe from front to back and from back to front to clean yourself fully with wet wipes?

By the time some find out they are too old to do it and need someone else to do it for them.

 

[hob12]

Not necessarly with the same brush.

Damn you guys should've told me before!

 

[DouMan]

Well the post was about brushing your ass. Not necessarly with the same brush.

Yup, one of them rechargeable toothbrushes should do the trick.
Just be sure your ass hair is trimmed or else may be very awkward (and painful) to untangle