How long does it have to get? For sure men get rug burn in their ass if it’s that long. If freshly washed, I’d be down to make dreadlocks tho - at least give it some style you know.
Smelly client ass….
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I dunno what would be better, dreads or braids to keep out the intruders
One or the other. Reminds me that once upon a time on a beach in Negril, Jamaica, a local on the beach offered to braid my chest hair for $40. I declined. I had a shaved head at that time, so there wasn't anything else for her to braid. Although I declined, I privately marveled at her entrepreneurial spirit, LOL. She wasn't bad looking, and if I was equally entrepreneurial in spirit, I could have proposed a HJ for $100. At that time, they did have these private beach huts where such activities could taken place.
Because my chest isn't that hairy. There was barely enough hair to braid and I couldn't conceive of how it would be worthwhile. You need to have sufficient hair. It's not like grass that you can make grow. What's there is there. You can't use fertilizer like on grass. LOL.
Maybe she could’ve installed extensions!!! Hahahah
Holy shit (slight pun) unbelievable how much awe and disbelief this topic rises.
We as gents don't hesitate in the least to raise a stink (ouu another slight pun) if ever one of our partners has the faintest odor of unfreshness anywhere on her body. But here we are commenting on the basic act of washing our own ass.
Gees, makes us wonder that being treated as an asshole may imply more than we think (oupsy, almost wrote stink)
We as gents don't hesitate in the least to raise a stink (ouu another slight pun) if ever one of our partners has the faintest odor of unfreshness anywhere on her body. But here we are commenting on the basic act of washing our own ass.
Gees, makes us wonder that being treated as an asshole may imply more than we think (oupsy, almost wrote stink)
Manscaping just got more acrobatic than I thought
Come on, big girl, wax my ass! I'm scared but I can take it, just for you
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Are you insane miss cantaloupi? I’m scared to wax my pouçie and get my labia majora ripped off.
side note: my ex asked me once to shave his ass. I couldn’t not laugh. The view I was getting as he crouched, balls hanging hahahaha
I fkn love laser too girl!!! So funny when we have to hold our asscheeks open for the aesthetician to zap our ayhol
If you accidently pass a silent while lasering the ahole ... does it ignite, poof?I fkn love laser too girl!!! So funny when we have to hold our asscheeks open for the aesthetician to zap our ayhol
And if it doesn't ignite... Kind of a catch-22 situation
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