Smelly client ass….

[EagerBeaver]

Guys,

Stop acting like we are a bunch of cavemen. This is 2024, soon to be 2025, and all you need to do is to spend a few bucks on Amazon for a high pressure shower head that will equal the nearby fire hydrant.. All of you should have showers equipped with one of these shower heads or you are not living in 2025:

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

Dude, seriously, you think we live like cavemen up here or what?

 

[Hemme]

So far i m very happy with this one

 

[T'storm]

Go to Amazon and buy a portable bidet. There is a wide variety. Whenever I travel, I carry one of those electrical. I have also noticed that some SPs have it in their purse.

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That's fine for ladies since they go all over with their purse but what about us men....maybe I'll get a satchel like Indiana Jones and walk around with a portable bidet inside it? Just saying !

 

[laid_back_alex]

You need a heavy pulsating stream of water from a shower head to properly conduct such a cleansing. A bidet is less than optimal.

Have you ever used a bidet. You can adjust the water pressure. At the maximum level you will feel it ripping your asshole a new one.

Also, people who use bidets also wash their assholes with soap and water in the shower. Not sure why you would assume that they don’t.

 

[Rebaynia]

My 2 cents worth on this topic is, I have come across enough men in my life who don't clean that part of the body well enough. So much so, I tend to avoid men's asses as much as possible. And often someone who wants play there, needs to specify, and freshly wash it right before I do.
And it's not just when going to the toilet, something as common as a fart also can get between the cheeks dirty, and few people think to clean after passing wind.

 

[Enjoying life]

My 2 cents worth on this topic is, I have come across enough men in my life who don't clean that part of the body well enough. So much so, I tend to avoid men's asses as much as possible. And often someone who wants play there, needs to specify, and freshly wash it right before I do.
And it's not just when going to the toilet, something as common as a fart also can get between the cheeks dirty, and few people think to clean after passing wind.

Clean properly not just a couple of wipes cause you are lazy

 

[JustPhil]

Smelling is one of my biggest fears(ok...farting too ) .
I always clean up everywhere on arrival and then a few more times everything in the crotch and crack region. Last thing I want is reducing the little attractiveness to the pleasure zones
That, and it's basic respect. I don't go to the dentist with bad breath, I don't go to the barber with dirty ass hair. I definitely won't go see an SP with a dirty dick or ass.
honestly if you go see an SP with smelly bits it's a total lack of respect for another human being.

 

[Fradi]

Guys,

Stop acting like we are a bunch of cavemen. This is 2024, soon to be 2025, and all you need to do is to spend a few bucks on Amazon for a high pressure shower head that will equal the nearby fire hydrant.. All of you should have showers equipped with one of these shower heads or you are not living in 2025:

I use a 5000 psi pressure washer and turtle wax after.
The shine almost blinded an SP.

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

I use a 5000 psi pressure washer and turtle wax after.
The shine almost blinded an SP.

@Turtle Wax comes handy!

 

[Rebaynia]

Clean properly not just a couple of wipes cause you are lazy

And much of my expierience wasn't as an SP. But just in the dating world. Wives needing to clean their husbands skid marked underwear is more than just a joke. There's a few relationships I had that didn't last long with that being part of the reality.
SPs require a client to be clean. Women in the civi world don't often get that kind of respect.

 

[Seven007]

That's fine for ladies since they go all over with their purse but what about us men....maybe I'll get a satchel like Indiana Jones and walk around with a portable bidet inside it? Just saying !

Use baby wipes. That’s what I use when I have to use an outside toilet. I put 4 in a ziploc bag and carry them with me incase.

 

[Seven007]

My 2 cents worth on this topic is, I have come across enough men in my life who don't clean that part of the body well enough. So much so, I tend to avoid men's asses as much as possible. And often someone who wants play there, needs to specify, and freshly wash it right before I do.
And it's not just when going to the toilet, something as common as a fart also can get between the cheeks dirty, and few people think to clean after passing wind.

This is gonna be gross. But every morning I wipe my ass with a baby wipes. Sometimes nothing is there, most of the time the wipe gets dirty. And this occurs even though I wash my ass with a hand held toilet hose in 1 hand and clean my ass with the other hand (I’m Arab, this is normal where I come from). AND I squat in the shower and actually clean my ass crack from top to bottom with tons of soap lather.

 

[S.S neo]

Good lord... ! Looks like no one on this planet knows how to wipe ... no need for a bidet, just put water on T.P when you wipe after taking a shit !!! If the t.p. has no shit on it then your ass is pretty much clean ...

 

[DouMan]

Holy shit (pun intended) this is almost hilarious to read. What is written is basically what we teach our kids when they are still youngsters. Unbelievable that we think we are man enough to fuck when we can't even clean our asses properly.

 

[Rebaynia]

Use baby wipes. That’s what I use when I have to use an outside toilet. I put 4 in a ziploc bag and carry them with me incase.

Lol.. I keep baby wipes in my purse for a similar reason. Sometimes it's just needed for a spontaneous extra cleaning once in a while.

Also, not everyone seems to have cloths, and there are many other uses for baby wipes, that arrive. Better to be over prepared than under prepared.

 

[hob12]

This thread made me wash my ass this morning and gave me a new perspective on life.

 

[Hemme]

This thread made me wash my ass this morning and gave me a new perspective on life.

Bout time!
Son, you re a big boy now.

 

[EagerBeaver]

I use a 5000 psi pressure washer and turtle wax after.
The shine almost blinded an SP.

Although I take it that this was meant to be a flippant response, car washes rely on high pressure water blasts to clean caked on dirt and grime in the irregular recesses of cars (like the license plate well), and one doesn't need to be an engineer and hydrologist to appreciate that these same principles of high pressure water blasts combined with soap apply with equal effectiveness to irregular recesses and cavities of the human body such as the anus and asshole and the surrounding crack.

In any event, this thread has all the information in it that anyone needs to apply to their daily hygiene. You just need to go out and do it.

A much more interesting topic is dental hygiene and how often one brushes, uses mouthwash and/or fluoride rinse and flossing frequency. My dentist friend peeked at MERB and asked me to remind everyone that a smelly ass doesn't cause anything to fall out of your body, but poor dental hygiene will cause you to lose teeth and he has seen it firsthand. So he told me to tell all of you that when you need to pay $6000 plus for an implant down the road because you spent more time preoccupying with asshole hygiene while ignoring dental hygiene, you will understand your priorities are fucked up. He also asked me why there was no thread on MERB about dental hygiene. He thinks you are all totally messed up.

 

[hob12]

Although I take it that this was meant to be a flippant response, car washes rely on high pressure water blasts to clean caked on dirt and grime in the irregular recesses of cars (like the license plate well), and one doesn't need to be an engineer and hydrologist to appreciate that these same principles of high pressure water blasts combined with soap apply with equal effectiveness to irregular recesses and cavities of the human body such as the anus and asshole and the surrounding crack.

In any event, this thread has all the information in it that anyone needs to apply to their daily hygiene. You just need to go out and do it.

A much more interesting topic is dental hygiene and how often one brushes, uses mouthwash and/or fluoride rinse and flossing frequency. My dentist friend peeked at MERB and asked me to remind everyone that a smelly ass doesn't cause anything to fall out of your body, but poor dental hygiene will cause you to lose teeth and he has seen it firsthand. So he told me to tell all of you that when you need to pay $6000 plus for an implant down the road because you spent more time preoccupying with asshole hygiene while ignoring dental hygiene, you will understand your priorities are fucked up. He also asked me why there was no thread on MERB about dental hygiene. He thinks you are all totally messed up.

Now this reply made me realize I should start brushing my teeth too!