What about a fire hydrant?Ever thought of trying a firetruck pump? I’m pretty sure you will get plenty of pressure!
What about a fire hydrant?Ever thought of trying a firetruck pump? I’m pretty sure you will get plenty of pressure!
That's fine for ladies since they go all over with their purse but what about us men....maybe I'll get a satchel like Indiana Jones and walk around with a portable bidet inside it? Just saying !Go to Amazon and buy a portable bidet. There is a wide variety. Whenever I travel, I carry one of those electrical. I have also noticed that some SPs have it in their purse.
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Have you ever used a bidet. You can adjust the water pressure. At the maximum level you will feel it ripping your asshole a new one.You need a heavy pulsating stream of water from a shower head to properly conduct such a cleansing. A bidet is less than optimal.
Clean properly not just a couple of wipes cause you are lazyMy 2 cents worth on this topic is, I have come across enough men in my life who don't clean that part of the body well enough. So much so, I tend to avoid men's asses as much as possible. And often someone who wants play there, needs to specify, and freshly wash it right before I do.
And it's not just when going to the toilet, something as common as a fart also can get between the cheeks dirty, and few people think to clean after passing wind.
I use a 5000 psi pressure washer and turtle wax after.Guys,
Stop acting like we are a bunch of cavemen. This is 2024, soon to be 2025, and all you need to do is to spend a few bucks on Amazon for a high pressure shower head that will equal the nearby fire hydrant.. All of you should have showers equipped with one of these shower heads or you are not living in 2025:
@Turtle Wax comes handy!I use a 5000 psi pressure washer and turtle wax after.
The shine almost blinded an SP.
And much of my expierience wasn't as an SP. But just in the dating world. Wives needing to clean their husbands skid marked underwear is more than just a joke. There's a few relationships I had that didn't last long with that being part of the reality.Clean properly not just a couple of wipes cause you are lazy
Use baby wipes. That’s what I use when I have to use an outside toilet. I put 4 in a ziploc bag and carry them with me incase.That's fine for ladies since they go all over with their purse but what about us men....maybe I'll get a satchel like Indiana Jones and walk around with a portable bidet inside it? Just saying !
This is gonna be gross. But every morning I wipe my ass with a baby wipes. Sometimes nothing is there, most of the time the wipe gets dirty. And this occurs even though I wash my ass with a hand held toilet hose in 1 hand and clean my ass with the other hand (I’m Arab, this is normal where I come from). AND I squat in the shower and actually clean my ass crack from top to bottom with tons of soap lather.My 2 cents worth on this topic is, I have come across enough men in my life who don't clean that part of the body well enough. So much so, I tend to avoid men's asses as much as possible. And often someone who wants play there, needs to specify, and freshly wash it right before I do.
And it's not just when going to the toilet, something as common as a fart also can get between the cheeks dirty, and few people think to clean after passing wind.
Lol.. I keep baby wipes in my purse for a similar reason. Sometimes it's just needed for a spontaneous extra cleaning once in a while.Use baby wipes. That’s what I use when I have to use an outside toilet. I put 4 in a ziploc bag and carry them with me incase.
Bout time!This thread made me wash my ass this morning and gave me a new perspective on life.
Although I take it that this was meant to be a flippant response, car washes rely on high pressure water blasts to clean caked on dirt and grime in the irregular recesses of cars (like the license plate well), and one doesn't need to be an engineer and hydrologist to appreciate that these same principles of high pressure water blasts combined with soap apply with equal effectiveness to irregular recesses and cavities of the human body such as the anus and asshole and the surrounding crack.I use a 5000 psi pressure washer and turtle wax after.
The shine almost blinded an SP.