Smelly client ass….

[Valentina]

It's a little bit ridiculous to start a thread on hygiene and declare that it varies based on national origin or race as opposed to individual to individual. It is just trolling, and the Mods should edit your post. That being said, for any man who sees escorts, regardless of race or country of origin, good personal hygiene should be non-negotiable and is not really worthy of any thread debate on that point.

Absolutely! I don’t agree on race either! ♥️

-I’ve had squeaky clean men of all races TOP NOTCH HYGIENE - the one that makes me perform my best (hubba hubba) YCMV : cleanliness may vary.

- Then I’ve had good cleanliness, meh, and absolutely horrible that I had to call a priest to perform an exorcism at my place. Again, from all races.

Butt* I do agree on the ass hygiene - some guys have this mentality: “oh, she’s only sucking my peesh… why would I wash my ass?” and it shows… and or smells lol.

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

and it shows… and or smells lol.

I heard some even leave skid marks on the sheets!

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

I heard some even leave skid marks on the sheets!

Don’t see this as a joke, twice I heard this from different providers.

 

[ThunderLipps]

But I have to agree that, in all americas, the strictly dry wipe is an absolute non hygienic thing. I don’t understand how people can go about their day carrying poop residue sticked to their butt!!! Gross

I am blessed that my morning dump wakes me up and then a shower after and good for another 24 hrs unless I go to Taco Bell during the day. Have not used a bidet, when I was in Turkey the toilet had one but never used it since my shower was next.

 

[EagerBeaver]

Bidets are ineffective for removing (from a client's hairy ass) stool detritus that has caked into the clients hair. Only a good scrubbing with soap and a small brush with soft bristles is taking out those clumps. I would bet money that some of these so called "smelly ass clients" are lazy-ass bidet users who skip the good ole shower and vigorous soap scrub.

In my opinion, bidets, while useful after one has showered during the day, are a lazy substitute for showering good and hard immediately before you see an escort. Which any able bodied man can do!! I must say that reading the posts in this thread have made me very disappointed in my fellow MERBistes who are allowing the comforts of modern technology to act as a cheap, lazy substitute for good old hard fashioned work at showering oneself clean and ready to go. This laziness is unfortunately endemic to modern society, and reflective of it. Do you guys think Humphrey Bogart or Errol Flynn used bidets before banging all the women they did in their lives????

 

[Thor Jr]

I always take a shower before leaving the house and also once I arrive at my desired location. I am very anal about my ass being clean, along with the pipe and bearings.

When I visit my favorites, most of the time, as I am disrobing, the shower is turned on for me before she leaves the room. And its not done as a hint, only because they know I insist on showering before and after.

The last thing I want is a dingleberry swinging in the jungle.

 

[Turtleneck]

I use the deep squat posish in the shower and scrub my ass with a washcloth with soap. After i rinse my ass with telephone shower.

Apparently, lots of quebecois dont use washcloths in the shower? I cant get my head around this….

 

[EagerBeaver]

Washcloth is OK but will not help so much with caked on stool. If you and the other guys want to raise up your hygiene game, and assuming you have $10 to invest, get a Butt Brush:

The Butt Brush

The Butt Brush is dedicated to cleaning your butt and nothing else. Its brush head lathers nicely with shower gel and its ergonomic grip will never slip. Use the butt brush to level up your personal hygiene.

buttbrush.com

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

Apparently, lots of quebecois dont use washcloths in the shower?

Wtf dude! , this kind of assumption associated with a specific nationality is not only ignorant and absurd, it also points towards something close to an attempt to belittle it.

Btw, I never seen any washcloths in Japan, and I never bumped into a smelly japanese neither.

 

[Frenchwomen#1]

Get in there and wash your ass with soap

 

[Turtleneck]

Wtf dude! , this kind of assumption associated with a specific nationality is not only ignorant and absurd, it also points towards something close to an attempt to belittle it.

Btw, I never seen any washcloths in Japan, and I never bumped into a smelly japanese neither.

I know 2 person here in montreal that dont use washcloth. They just use soap and hands. My commentary are based on true storys.

 

[Thor Jr]

I know 2 person here in montreal that dont use washcloth. They just use soap and hands. My commentary are based on true storys.

You know that there's almost 9 million people in Quebec, so to say that you know 2 people in total out of almost 9 million can not be considered lots.



Survey, how many members here on merb, do not use a wash cloth, raise your hand.

My hand is not raised, just in case you were wondering, lol.

 

[Valentina]

I’m perplexed… is it because some man ass is hairy and can clog up? First time I hear about using a butt brush. Genuinely fascinated.

 

[AirBo]

Catching up on this thread while having breakfast feels amazing

 

[Fradi]

Just swallow a hose the night before and turn on the water next morning when it is time.

 

[bobbyc]

i can't believe we have a thread about this jesus christ wash your ass before leaving home and wash it again when you reach the incall isn't that just logical

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

I know 2 person here in montreal that dont use washcloth. They just use soap and hands. My commentary are based on true storys.

Exactly what I was saying, totally absurd and ignorant!
You know 2 persons that don’t use it, wow! Such an exhaustive sampling! Did you ever thought about writing a thesis?

 

[Sylar]

I don't use a washcloth or a butt brush. I did not even know the latter was a thing. I take good care of my hygiene and never had complaints. What's wrong with just using hands and soap?

 

[IamNY]

Ass brushing, dressing correctly, 90 minute showers, I forget, do we still get to bang the girl or just get a report card from the SP To display here on MERB?

 

[Jordd]

Catching up on this thread while having breakfast feels amazing

Same. Nice read with my coffee and crumpets.

This topic seems to have touched a nerve.

One of the reasons is that we have no idea what it looks like down there, as opposed to the front. We don’t have eyes (or nose) on the spot, as opposed to our partner. Any reasonable person would scrub it down if they realized it.

I’m perplexed… is it because some man ass is hairy and can clog up? First time I hear about using a butt brush. Genuinely fascinated.

Definitely. The longer the hair, the more likely things are to get trapped. Hence the importance of keeping everything well groomed.