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EagerBeaver

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I know it is not the subject of this thread but... wondering hey ladies what about smelly dicks ?
Just hoping that all men knows how to wash their dicks!
I heard some real horror stories from unfortunately not only one girl but many mores... go figure!

Agency ladies are not allowed to discuss such issues on MERB, but Indies can. The Agency is deemed to be the respondent in these situations and they are never going to throw a client under the bus unless he seeks BBFS or seeks to harm the escort physically.

Around 8 years ago an Eleganza escort, towards the end of that agency's run, wrote a bad review on a client in response to the bad review the client had written about her. She wrote detailed, unflattering comments both of the cient's hygiene and his anatomy. Her review was deleted by the Mods pretty swiftly, but not before I read it. I objected to the deletion and requested restoration of the review by the Mods. The Mods refused, and retorted that: (1) the Agency should respond in this situation (which they are never going to do unless BBFS is attempted as well), and (2) the allowance of such bad client reviews tends to "chill" clients from posting reviews on a review board. Indeed, perhaps prophetically to what the Mods at the time said, after that excoriating "bad client" review, that client never posted on MERB again, at least not under that handle. He had read and responded to the unflattering retort, and his sur-reply was also deleted. It was meek and defensive and reeked, to me, of admission..

To be fair to the 2010 Mods, that Eleganza escort's review was way over the top, sarcastic, extremely detailed, and was a clearcut retribution, although it did put the initial bad review on her in a proper context. It was also the 1st bad review that particular escort received on MERB.

That whole episode bothered me for some reason, and I posted my own personal objections to the MERB policy on not allowing agency escorts to comment on their reviews in some detail. I guess the bottom line is that on a review board mostly catering to male clients, some protections need to be given to the clients to protect their "right" to post reviews of their experiences without being "assailed". Readers, therefore, basically have to read between the lines on bad reviews they read on MERB, which has always been the case when there are reasonable but unstated reasons for a particular client's bad service as stated in his review. On these kinds of issues, the knowledge of the local SPs behind the scenes is VASTLY superior to the MERB readers who do not receive the information that the agency ladies and/or indies have from b/c communication with each other.
 

henri007

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I disagree with this. If a girl pushes water and god knows whatever else into her vagina several times a day, she is a lot more likely to get infections (due to Ph imbalance) more often. The vagina is a self-cleaning organ, I mean of course it is okay to wash ourselves (the vulva, of course, and I personally like to ''finger myself under shower'' haha), but to douche (as in fill one's pussy with water/some liquid (vinegar is often used)) after every service is not super safe...

https://www.webmd.com/women/guide/vaginal-douching-helpful-or-harmful
https://www.verywellhealth.com/are-vaginal-douches-safe-3520434

I would disagree with this. You are saying like you didn't use condom. We pay so we want the girls to be clean (girls always ask us to take shower btw). So if you think taking too many guys that it is hard for SPs to take shower everytime, it is not the customers' problem, but the SPs' choice. I will not repeat with unclean ladies.
 

Julia Sky

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Henri007 as Hanna said showering and douching are two different things. My god how could you misunderstand my comment even with the links I posted... Lol...... I'm a little shocked that you would think I don't shower lmao. Also whats with that part about use of condoms? Hygiène matters regardless of the use of condom lol what kind of logic was that I am confused

Though I am kinda glad you did not understand because... At first I thought you understood and thought it was extremely rude to be like "I am paying so I am entitled to you getting an infection and be unable to work for days" hahaha
 

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I've had "pussy" issues in the past. Some from girls smelling from the get-go, and others after time. I'm assuming this is just discharge from being stimulated during the session. But if that happens, I definitely stop with the DATY.

I've also had one time where it didn't smell, but boy did it taste bad for whatever reason. And this was a super hot girl that I was dying to eat out. I tried my best, but then eventually I just had to give up. Bummer... :(
 

2fast2slow

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so nobody has ever told an sp their pussy smells....

it is too hard to do when you only met them once. But if i saw an sp a few times i could easily tell them, the problem is if their pussy smells i cannot repeat, catch 22

i also beleive it can be just the way they are. no infection, no irritation, just naturally smelly pussy. we need a gyno to way in...
 

jalimon

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I was approached by a major fragrance company to sign a major deal. They want to go global with Eau de Cologne de penis de Hungry.

All the men are going to wear it and the the women are going to love it.

Haha I had missed out on this post. Please contact me for your follow up fragrance I will partner with you with my "Eau de Limon!"
(I tend to sweat a lot when I do kinky stuff so you get where the "eau" will come from ;) )

Reading this thread is a bit discouraging as some dudes seems to never learn... I prefer your kind of post Hungry ;)

Cheers,
 

Sol Tee Nutz

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Look behind you.
so nobody has ever told an sp their pussy smells....
But if i saw an sp a few times i could easily tell them, the problem is if their pussy smells i cannot repeat

You would repeat with a SP with a smelly pussy, a few times? Once would be enough for me.
 

Kinky Cinderella

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This thread should be in the health section. I for one don`t enjoy reading it while having my morning coffee.

Sorry cloud, but why you opened a thread named "smelly pussy" in the first place??? LOLL
 

MrProfiteroles

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hungry101 said:
I also try to work pineapple into my diet just prior to a hobby trip.
Haha! I'm doing the same too and know two other bodies here that are doing the same and bothering their kids with their pineapple diet! ;) I like also to cover my Mr Jonhson with whipp cream or dip it in my glass of sparkling wine so the ladies can enjoy too! :D
 

jalimon

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Switched to vodka last summer, way less calories..... and as always buds.... :smile::smile::smile::smile:

I should switch too. Iced vodka with fresh lime hum... And I am a bud guy too. I did try all these fancy beer. I enjoy them but always go back to a simple bud light at home ;)

Joyeux Noel to you all!

Cheers,
 

Sol Tee Nutz

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Look behind you.
And I am a bud guy too. I did try all these fancy beer.

Cheers,

Wrong type of bud.... For vodka either Grey Goose or Belvedere, 4/5 soda and 1/5 cranberry juice.
 

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I've had the type where doing doggy the smell would rise up to my nose from the draw. That's a few feet of rise. By then I just go limp and can't recover, the mood is over.

I've experienced it this week as well as maybe 4-5 times, I've kind of lost track, the past 4 years. It's a heavy, smell of stale and / or rot. For me it's always the same smell across all different ladies. Only one time with 1 lady, who it was my first time with her, I could smell it with my face inches from her pussy. The others, only from the draw, abiet with various degrees of heavy. I try to move my head left, right, higher... to gasp, breath fresh air... can't escape it.
 

MrProfiteroles

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I don't use latex condoms for a while because I hate the smell of latex in fs! No bad smell anymore since I'm using Skyn condoms!
 

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I guess I got lucky because I have had 3-4 escorts in my 2 years in the hobby and always had very fresh and delicious daty...
 
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