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SPs with pathological fear of condom slippage

Sol Tee Nutz

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I have had condoms break ( SP supplied, thicker than a car tire with no sensation ) but never roll off and have since brought my own ( kumoto, something like that ), ultra thin and you can probably pull a 4X4 out of a swamp with them, very tough.
 

tiannas

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How about when you pull out and the Trojan Ribbed condom is now just a decorative cock ring? I have had two break. It is never a Kodak moment.
Funny now that you mention it, the times I've been with someone and the condom broke, they were Trojans too.
 

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Pay attention to the freshness date on the condom package

I buy lots of latex/ nitrile gloves at work

They " go off " very quickly.. Like F1 qualifying tires

So do condoms

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Smuler
 

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I think some b***tards remove it on purpose specially during doggy or spooning without the lady noticing it. Its really irresponsible and bad practice, I think there is a thread regarding this practice. it happens very often ...I met 2 ladies that were paranoid like that. Can you blame them?

I pay to have sex with women. For the amount of money I pay, I expect it to be good and pleasurable. A girl that hold the condom with her hand, that prevents me of going all the way in her pussy and who is paranoid ruins the experience and make it neither good or pleasurable. Like I said, if a girl is so scared of that happening, she should change job.
 
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Lily from Montreal

It happened once that the condom (not mine) sort of melted and turned into a cockring because my date had standard massage oil on his hands when he put the condom on...not compatible,
since then I always use my own lotion who is both massage and lubricant so never had that issue again...

Only time I will hold the bottom is at the critical moment when we are done and we are puling apart, do not want to risk spillage but a condom who stays inside without body fluids inside is no big deal...not sexy to fish for it when we realized where the thing is ,but it does makes for a very GFE moment loll...and it is rare,happened to me maybe 3 times in 4 years...mostly because the condom was too big...
 

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Are guys really that careless to pull out without making sure the condom does not slip off?
 

Sir Richard Branson

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Ultimate condom slippage!!!

One one occasion I saw and SP and when I was all done, I got up quickly to wash up and leave. Pulling out I left the condom inside her. I figured that she would pull it out and dispose of it. On the next occasion she tells me that she discovered this condom when she went to take a piss at Starbucks and this unusual spray of piss went all over the place. She looked down and saw that there was a condom hanging out.
 

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To Bird's point. Perhaps slippage is just an excuse to prevent the john from getting balls deep for various reasons including preventing any skin contact in that region, pain etc.
 

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Ultimate condom slippage!!!

One one occasion I saw and SP and when I was all done, I got up quickly to wash up and leave. Pulling out I left the condom inside her. I figured that she would pull it out and dispose of it. On the next occasion she tells me that she discovered this condom when she went to take a piss at Starbucks and this unusual spray of piss went all over the place. She looked down and saw that there was a condom hanging out.
Meaning to say ,The SP did not shower after your encounter?
She did not look at you pulling out ?
This story is kind of the book on what not to do !

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Booker
 
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Lily from Montreal

BookerL ,you take the words out of my mouth,burk! burk! Not even a little cleaning after? This is the most disgusting thing to read before breakfast!
 

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HUH!

BookerL ,you take the words out of my mouth,burk! burk! Not even a little cleaning after? This is the most disgusting thing to read before breakfast!

When I'm done having a round with an escort the first thing I do is pull off the condom, that almost never just slips off, flush it and wash immediately. It's an unavoidable routine. The story above is certainly a huge BUUURRRRRK!!! Gross as hell. But to start with, how does a guy not notice he didn't have to remove the condom...or not notice it when he cleaned up? Also considering how much sensitivity a woman has in her privates how does she not notice some strange feeling as she moves around with that plastic-like thing inside, and that's after the chance of her failing wash at all? Maybe if they were pretty high or very drunk both parties were too out of it to realize what happened, but both of them had no realization a condom had disappeared??? I'd have to be way way way out of it to miss that, too out of it to have had sex at all. Still, I guess stranger things have happened.

yikes,

Merlot
 

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After removing the condom I like to use wet wipes - the sanitizing baby wipes - to wipe off the cock. A lot of SPs will run to the bathroom and hand me a wet towel as a supposed gesture of politeness, but I prefer the more sanitary route of using a disinfecting wipe than a wet towel.

I would recommend to SPs that they keep a stash of wet wipes on hand if asked for one.
 
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Lily from Montreal

Merlot,not to be gross here but the sensitive part is the first 2 in or so,we wear tampon or sterilet and don't notice even when sober (!),a condom without a male appendice included is not noticeable once inside...
 

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After removing the condom I like to use wet wipes - the sanitizing baby wipes - to wipe off the cock. A lot of SPs will run to the bathroom and hand me a wet towel as a supposed gesture of politeness, but I prefer the more sanitary route of using a disinfecting wipe than a wet towel.

I would recommend to SPs that they keep a stash of wet wipes on hand if asked for one.

The women who are really good at what they do supply condoms in various sizes, body wash, mouthwash and wet wipes . The ones who I like the best are the women who take the time to tell you to just relax, they then get a wet wipe, remove the condom and clean you a little then hand you the container of wet wipes to finish the job for your self while they dispose of the condom. The attention to detail and taking care of me afterwards is greatly appreciated.
 

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When I'm done having a round with an escort the first thing I do is pull off the condom, that almost never just slips off, flush it and wash immediately. It's an unavoidable routine. The story above is certainly a huge BUUURRRRRK!!! Gross as hell. But to start with, how does a guy not notice he didn't have to remove the condom...or not notice it when he cleaned up? Also considering how much sensitivity a woman has in her privates how does she not notice some strange feeling as she moves around with that plastic-like thing inside, and that's after the chance of her failing wash at all? Maybe if they were pretty high or very drunk both parties were too out of it to realize what happened, but both of them had no realization a condom had disappeared??? I'd have to be way way way out of it to miss that, too out of it to have had sex at all. Still, I guess stranger things have happened.

yikes,

Merlot

There are some of us that make huge loads, this might make for lube around the penis to slide out. The lady may have been in a hurry herself and not have noticed the condom thinking that it went with the guy. If she slips on a pair of panties the condom may have folded and seald the liquids in. I have never left a condom inside like that, but in BBBJs I have cause the ladies to go mmm, mmmm,mmmmmmmmmm and have to run to the bathroom to spit out the load when I cum in their mouth.
 
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