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Lunaseraphim

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Hopefully they are not dual posting on the agency and Indy sections!
It's kinda misleading to clients that their ads are posted there by the booker.. But it's not these provider's fault. I know a lot of clients who book these providers on a regular basis are aware that it's an agency or that these women are working for a ''booker'', but not everyone does
 

Thor Jr

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Okay, so, I bought these joe boxers and they are riding up my butt crack, very uncomfortable. They were on sale, now I believe that theres certain things in life that you shouldn't skimp on, your underwear and socks. Comfort should be mandatory and should not be taken lightly.
I know girls like this, as they wear thongs that creep up their beautifully rounded asses on purpose, and I love it, for them.

So, if you see a guy walking around tugging at his back side. Its me trying to unwedge the material from my crack.

These things are going to goodwill, if they make it through the day. I may be going commando by lunch.
Thor is not happy with his choices lately .

I hope you are having a better day then I am.
If I go for a massage today. Im leaving these ass Crack invaders behind.
 

Giselle Montreal

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Okay, so, I bought these joe boxers and they are riding up my butt crack, very uncomfortable. They were on sale, now I believe that theres certain things in life that you shouldn't skimp on, your underwear and socks. Comfort should be mandatory and should not be taken lightly.
I know girls like this, as they wear thongs that creep up their beautifully rounded asses on purpose, and I love it, for them.

So, if you see a guy walking around tugging at his back side. Its me trying to unwedge the material from my crack.

These things are going to goodwill, if they make it through the day. I may be going commando by lunch.
Thor is not happy with his choices lately .

I hope you are having a better day then I am.
If I go for a massage today. Im leaving these ass Crack invaders behind.
Hahaha!

You should try a thong, you'll see how different it is then briefs going up the crack. I love thong because they don't move from where they're supposed to be!

By the way, you wrote the exact script of the last Manmade ad.
 

LeDodo

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Hahaha!

You should try a thong, you'll see how different it is then briefs going up the crack. I love thong because they don't move from where they're supposed to be!

By the way, you wrote the exact script of the last Manmade ad.
And the underwear edge doesn't pop out on your pants.
I should bitch about that. When it pops out, it catches your (unwanted) attention on it.
 

Thor Jr

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Hahaha!

You should try a thong, you'll see how different it is then briefs going up the crack. I love thong because they don't move from where they're supposed to be!

By the way, you wrote the exact script of the last Manmade ad.
I have tried on thongs, and they are not comfortable, you can keep them.
I didn't know what you were talking about, so I googled it, I don't think it was exactly the script per say, But humorous.
This is the bitching thread after all.
 

Thor Jr

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I almost exclusively wear underwear for clients. In my day to day I tend to go commando lol
Thats nice, I would of figured you for the cheeky panties, those are my favorites, on women . I dont have the ass to pull them off.

I tend to go commando when I golf, theres days that are brutal with heat.
 

Lunaseraphim

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I almost exclusively wear underwear for clients. In my day to day I tend to go commando lol
Same lol in the winter I do. Or I wear cute briefs and sports bras.. now that my bra size have increased I need to buy new sets tho
 

Fradi

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Bitching about the men texting “what’s your address I’ll be there in 30 mins”

You don’t even know if I will be there in 30 mins relax it’s not Tony Pizzeria here
Have you ever received a pizza that you ordered in 30 min lol.
It is quicker to see an escort sometimes than to get a pizza.
 

Lunaseraphim

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Have you ever received a pizza that you ordered in 30 min lol.
It is quicker to see an escort sometimes than to get a pizza.
With Uber eats and other similar apps you can get food delivered pretty fast lol I think people are used to convenience
 

LC18

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Have you ever received a pizza that you ordered in 30 min lol.
It is quicker to see an escort sometimes than to get a pizza.

Yes often but I ordered from downtown or a populated area. Never tried from a place where restaurants are a good distance from my place

Also Pizza Pizza has a “30 mins delivery or it’s free” policy…or at least it did a few years ago
 
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