Doc Holliday said:The way i looked at things, why bother spending an hour to make a pizza when i can just call & order one & it'll be here in less than 30 minutes?
Funny but one of your favorites, the now long gone Emely of Eleganza, used to compare ordering an escort to ordering a pizza. I remember her asking me if I regularly called for girls, and I played dumb and asked her what she meant by "calling" for girls. She said, "you know, calling and ordering a girl, like ordering pizza?" She had a sort of interesting flippant sense of humor.