Montreal Escorts

The JoelCairo Habs Suck hockey thread

Status
Not open for further replies.

joelcairo

New Member
Jul 26, 2005
4,711
2
0
By the way, since my favorite team is out of the playoffs, my current favorite playoffs team are the Bruins. After watching them perform during these playoffs, it's impossible for me to root against them. Go Bruins!

You SHOULD be rooting for the Bruins Doc - after all they are very quickly turning into the team that Brian Burke built!
 

Doc Holliday

Staying hard
Sep 27, 2003
19,789
1,290
113
Canada
Memo to morons: CH does not stand for Cretins and Hooligans

by Mike Boone, The Gazette

MONTREAL – An open letter to male Montrealers, ages 15 to 25, whose idea of a good time involves wreaking havoc in the downtown core:

Dear Dimwits,

There will be a hockey game tonight at the Bell Centre. The Montreal Canadiens trail their Eastern Conference semi-final three games to two and face elimination at the hands of the Pittsburgh Penguins.

In other words - and there's a need to simplify when addressing this demographic - Game 6 could be the last of the long 2009-10 season.

There's also a chance the Cinderella Kids could rally to set up Game 7 in Pittsburgh on Wednesday night. Depending on its outcome, the conclusion of the game will send dejected or euphoric fans spilling out of the Bell Centre. Chants of "Go Habs go!" will echo for a while, then almost everyone will go home.

If you are thinking of lingering to mourn or celebrate by rocking a few cars and breaking many bottles, a word to the less-than-wise:

Don't.

This is not the latest example of Uncle Grumpy-Pants telling kids to get off his lawn. Having survived nights that began with tequila shots and ended in Hawkesbury motel rooms, with no idea of how I got there or why I was wearing women's clothes, Uncle G-P can party with the best of 'em.

But in a city where fans suffer chronic shoulder dislocation by patting themselves on the back for sophisticated appreciation of hockey, this extracurricular nonsense has become an embarrassment.

Yes, as Montrealers keep telling themselves, this is a city that puts the joy in joie de vivre. There is, however, nothing remotely festive about streets clogged with unlettered oafs who haven't learned to drink.

Yes, Montrealers love our hockey team. Passionate devotion to the Canadiens is the grand truc rassembleur that unites a diverse population.

The Canadiens have done a masterful job of parlaying their proud heritage into a marketing juggernaut. You can't walk 20 metres without seeing that familiar logo.

But the CH does not stand for Cretins and Hooligans. La ville est hockey, elle n'est pas imbécile.

The Canadiens have taken steps to deal with bad behaviour in the Bell Centre. After performances of the Star-Spangled Banner were booed by occupants of the (not-so) cheap seats during first-round games against Washington, PA announcer Michel Lacroix began beseeching fans to show some respect for the national anthem of the country where Canadiens Scott Gomez, Brian Gionta, Hal Gill and Paul Mara were born.

It worked. Fans have refrained from insulting their own Yanks.

Sadly, Lacroix's pleas for decorum can't be heard outside the building. Instead, would-be celebrants will be confronted by the police presence that has become standard operating procedure following important games:

Cops on horseback, riot squad on a side street, ready for hats-and-bats action, and a hovering helicopter, regrettably not napalm-enabled.

In addition to siphoning off personnel needed for important police work, such as breaking up life-threatening dice games in Montreal North and running construction businesses on the side, the deployment must be costing a small fortune for a cash-strapped city that has neither a chamber pot nor a recent Stanley Cup in which to relieve itself.

There is, of course, precedent for hockey-related civic unrest in Montreal. On March 17, 1955, the Richard Riot resulted in $100,000 in damages - real money in those days - to the Forum and businesses within a 15-block stretch of Ste. Catherine St. Twelve policemen and 25 civilians were injured; there were 41 arrests.

Canadiens superstar Maurice Richard had been suspended for slugging a linesman who got between him and a Boston Bruins antagonist. Canadiens' fans perceived the disciplinary action as another example of their beloved Rocket being victimized by the anglo hockey establishment, its power wielded by Clarence Campbell, a dour WASP right out of Central Casting.

Some historians see the Richard Riot as the first salvo of the Quiet Revolution. It had political, social and cultural significance totally lacking in subsequent disturbances, notably the idiotic cop car-burning frenzy of 2008.

Short of NHL commissioner Gary Bettman personally slipping itching powder into Jaroslav Halak's protective cup, there will be nothing to justify any street theatre tonight.

Memo to morons: Just go home.

You're giving anarchy a bad name.

3009912.bin


http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/Memo+morons+does+stand+Cretins+Hooligans/3007335/story.html
 

Doc Holliday

Staying hard
Sep 27, 2003
19,789
1,290
113
Canada
Ste. Catherine St. to close for Habs-Pens Game 6 11-block stretch to close for safe

11-block stretch to close for safe

MONTREAL – Closing major downtown streets to motor vehicles may become a regular safety precaution during events with large crowds – like Monday night’s hockey playoff game – a high-ranking Montreal police officer says.

Chief Insp. Sylvain Lemay was commenting about the planned closing Monday night starting at 6 p.m. of Ste. Catherine St. between Guy and University Sts. – an 11-block stretch – during Game 6 of the National Hockey League Eastern Conference semifinal game at the Bell Centre between the Montreal Canadiens and the Pittsburgh Penguins.

Lemay said it will be up to police officers on the scene to determine when to reopen the street to traffic. But it could well be closed until at least 10 p.m.

“We’re trying it out. We’ll see what the results are,” Lemay said. “This could be a step toward doing this for other large-scale events.

“We want to avoid incidents between people and cars.” He said people could be seen on top of cars on the street after a recent playoff game, although no major incidents of vandalism were reported.

He could not say what other downtown events might warrant closing streets to cars other than hockey games at the Bell Centre, located two blocks south of Ste. Catherine at Mountain St.

Lemay noted the city’s Just for Laughs, Jazz and other festivals close streets, and so does the Grand Prix du Canada.

Police have been working on the idea for some time.

“We coordinated with the Société de transport de Montréal, firefighters and businesses. This way everybody wins. Businesses will be open. Pedestrians who want to party can do so safely.”

Closing the street as of 6 p.m. allows those who are parked on the street to have time to leave, he said. Cars that are still parked there during the game, which starts at 7 p.m., will be towed.

The Habs are down 3-2 in the best-of-seven series against the Penguins.

3010015.bin


http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/Catherine+close+Habs+Pens+Game/3008643/story.html
 

SexyNadya

New Member
May 8, 2008
7,817
0
0
The Band-Wagon !!!!

Yes The Band-Wagon is on !!

Block the Streets and Stop the Press !!! There will be a ....

""' Game Seven """
 

lgna69xxx

New Member
Oct 3, 2008
10,414
11
0
Congrats Nadya and Tech, i can honestly say you 2 are two of the more real habs fans in here, thru thick and thin you have supported your team, congrats, and i will be here wednesday night with a tissue for you both when the habs are FINALLY eliminated by "THE CROSBY SHOW"! .... hihi, sorry, couldnt resist...
 

Techman

The Grim Reaper
Dec 23, 2004
4,195
0
0
Will that be the 'Cindy' Crosby show? The guy whines and cries like a 12 year old girl who lost her Barbie doll. Hasn't been playing much better than one either.
 

lgna69xxx

New Member
Oct 3, 2008
10,414
11
0
he is frustrated by the habs to say the least, im sure he will be ready to go wednesday, he is due to have a big game


Will that be the 'Cindy' Crosby show? The guy whines and cries like a 12 year old girl who lost her Barbie doll. Hasn't been playing much better than one either.
 

benxxx

retired
Dec 21, 2008
563
0
0
44
Montreal
he is frustrated by the habs to say the least,

Bwahahahah! that's the same habs you keep going on and on and on about how lousy they are? seeing them stick it to the best teams and frustrate their key players... maybe not so lousy after all...
 

Jman47

Red Sox Nation
Jan 28, 2009
1,296
0
0
he is frustrated by the habs to say the least, im sure he will be ready to go wednesday, he is due to have a big game

Due to have a big GOLF game maybe...:p

Comon' Iggs for one game you can be a Habs fan...some inspiration...;)

montreal-canadiens-hockey-girl.jpg
 
Last edited:

gohabsgo

Habs Fan
Aug 27, 2003
1,900
1
0
MTL.
Visit site

gohabsgo

Habs Fan
Aug 27, 2003
1,900
1
0
MTL.
Visit site

SexyNadya

New Member
May 8, 2008
7,817
0
0
Dear Igna !!!

Congrats Nadya and Tech, i can honestly say you 2 are two of the more real habs fans in here, thru thick and thin you have supported your team, congrats, and i will be here wednesday night with a tissue for you both when the habs are FINALLY eliminated by "THE CROSBY SHOW"! .... hihi, sorry, couldnt resist...

Thank you Darling ! And trust that I'm enjoying the Crosby Show !!!
Give me a Kleenex please ... snif ... snif ...


:rolleyes:
 

Doc Holliday

Staying hard
Sep 27, 2003
19,789
1,290
113
Canada
I’ll say it again: it’s May, there’s playoff hockey in Montreal and all bitter, jealous and frustrated Leaf fans can talk about is the Habs (and their fans) :D

You dumbass! You didn't even notice that the articles i posted were from the Montreal Gazette? What a doofus!!! LOL!!!!!
 

TigerWould

Well-Known Member
Mar 23, 2010
801
378
63
We have to face facts Habs fans...the deeper the Habs go in the playoffs, the more frustrated the "Hab-haters" become...it's been like that for many decades now. They're pretty quiet when the Habs get knocked out (maybe a few days of rants, but thats it). But when we win series, all they do is talk about how lucky the Habs are, how rowdy the fans are, how we'll get knocked out in the next series, etc...For myself, I'd be pretty much the same if the Leaves were in the playoffs, and I'd be pretty frustrated if they actually won a series or two...but then again, who knows, I've never lived those moments!
 

joelcairo

New Member
Jul 26, 2005
4,711
2
0
For myself, I'd be pretty much the same if the Leaves were in the playoffs, and I'd be pretty frustrated if they actually won a series or two...but then again, who knows, I've never lived those moments!

And you probably never will - the leafs in the playoffs? That's about as likely as lggy winning the Nobel Prize for physics!
 

CLAVIE

sexe on the beach
Sep 6, 2006
537
9
18
www.pornoxo.com
Tomorrow will be Penguins's elimination official day !

I guesse Canadian: 4 Penguins : 2
 
Last edited:
Status
Not open for further replies.
Toronto Escorts