The JoelCairo Habs Suck hockey thread

[Doc Holliday]

great article as always, thanks for posting, btw, who was your source?

I found it on some site called www.habsalwayssuckbigtime.com

(the link doesn't always work)

 

[Doc Holliday]

Wow ! you know it all... dont you ?

Well, that one wasn't too difficult to come up with. But thanks anyway.

 

[JH Fan]

Hey Doc ! try this one www.nombrildumonde.com...maybe you'll get busy !

And don't worry ! www.mapleleafssucks.com works all the time !!!

 

[JH Fan]

What's going on tonight? No rioting on the streets of Montreal!!! How come?? Oh, that's right....THE HABS LOST 6-0 !!!!!!!!!

That's right, the idiot Habs fans only riot when their lousy team wins!!!!!!!!!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ole, ole, ole, ole..........ole, ole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man, i love that song!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is a city that doesn't even know why they riot ! MMwouhahaha !!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WZtRw9II2s

 

[Doc Holliday]

Here is a city that doesn't even know why they riot ! MMwouhahaha !!!!

So you're justifying the current rioting after the Habs games. I see......

 

[Special K]

Jman, now why O' why did you have to show us a pic of you and one or your 2 stooges on such a beautifull day? and what exactly are you looking for in there? an excuse as to why the habs got destroyed last night maybe? heh heh , ok, ok,,, it was only one game, but man, a game like that just adds fuel to phillys fire and shakes the confidence of the scabs. interesting to see game 2 and how both respond, hopefully same results!

blinded by the bandwagon scabs colors again i see...... you know, your stooges are not gonna like you showing their pics here, which one of them is it btw? ahhhh nevermind, i really dont want to know ROFL!

Typical awful Iggy responses.

Translation: I know you are, but what am I???!!!!??? Bwwwaaahhh!!!!

 

[joelcairo]

I totally agree with you, Mr. Iggy.

There's a REAL surprise: you agreeing with the most important person in your life! Golly, who could have seen THAT one coming?

(By the way, I thought YOU were the dominant one in the relationship, so it's legimately surprising that you call him MISTER lggy.)

 

[joelcairo]

GhG, Ms. Cairo, and now our dear Jman who can't help but put his foot in his mouth! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The other three live in their own delusional hockey world & i don't even know why we bother mentionning their names. They obviously don't know dick-shit about professional hockey. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You could be right: I confess that I never knew that "Sittler was finished when they shipped him off to Vancouver" until YOU posted it. I also confess that I didn't realize the Habs would be gone from the playoffs this year "after 4 or 5 games in the first round" until YOU posted it. Furthermore, I admit that I did not realize the 2009-2010 hockey season was "a very exciting time to be a leafs fan" until YOU posted it. Gee Doc, you and your lapdog sure do have a ton of hockey knowledge...NOT!

 

[joelcairo]

Okay...i've made up my mind. I'd like to do an unofficial poll until tomorrow morning. I want to switch scapegoat teams. As everyone knows, i've chosen the San Jose Sharks as my scapegoat team from day 1. Just like Ms. Cairo and her Detroit Dead Things. She's a Scabs fan, of course, but we decided it was okay for her to pick a scapegoat team to make it fun. I picked San Jose, Iggy picked Pittsburgh, and so on. Will you all give me permission to switch from the Sharks to the Flyers?

I'll await your decision.

You've probably supported all 30 teams at one point or another just like you do every season. Also, I see you continue to be as sexually confused as your partner - you know, the one that you affectionately refer to as "Mr. lggy" (or maybe you only do so in those "special" moments you share when you're "hanging out").

 

[joelcairo]

Ohh, ayuk, ayuk...bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I guess you got me on that one Iggy... Lemme swallow my foot. So sorry, I forgot this was the basement dwellers thread for 29th place and worse team supporters. Ya know after all those ears of being a Sox fan, I should team up with you guys...'cause we invented that "it will be better next year mantra" bullshit you are constantly spewing here...lol...

Well genius...the piece of my post you conveniently deleted was dated 10-31-2009...now get out your calender and we will count the weeks together... Just a few more than 5...

I must say this completes your official indoctrination into the fucking moron® club...LOL!

Have fun,

Jman

PS I wasn't poking any sticks in the bb thread. Sucks when your team does not do well doesn't it my man?

Excellent post Jman. Just one correction required: lggy has not just "completed his official indoctrination into the club" - he is the PRESIDENT FOR LIFE (with respectful apologies to the great Joe T.)

 

[joelcairo]

Okay, once again, you're absolutely right. Thank you for being the voice of reason ONCE AGAIN.

GO SHARKS!!!!!!!!

Aw gee Doc, it's always SO touching to see how you and lg support each other through thick and thin. Your devotion to each other in sickness and in health till death do you part is truly deserving of respect.

 

[joelcairo]

So, enough of this, lets get back to Hockey!, Flyers will win the series 4 games to 2, then go on to win the Cup

lets ask these guys what they think.....

Well undoubtedly you're right, as you have so often been in the past.
Uhh, wait a minute - just to be sure, I flipped back and did some research...and I found that you have NEVER been right in the past (and I'm not just talking about hockey - you've never been right about ANYTHING).

 

[joelcairo]

Hello Doc,

Have Fun...IDC who your scapegoat team is...lol

Hello Iggy,

Next time don't follow so close...

Have fun,

Jman

Hmm... the LAST time these two were photographed in a similar position was when they were "hanging out" at a photocopy machine. Same posture, new venue.

 

[joelcairo]

Halak, 25, has been brilliant throughout these playoffs & is the sole reason why the Habs aren't currently spending time on the links with the stinkin' maple leafs, who as usual reserved their April tee times before the 2009-2010 season even began.

Interesting - thanks Doc.

 

[joelcairo]

great article as always, thanks for posting, btw, who was your source?

And the lovefest continues...

 

[joelcairo]

Typical awful Iggy responses.

Translation: I know you are, but what am I???!!!!??? Bwwwaaahhh!!!!

There's a simple reason that lggy writes the way he does. You see, SK, a leopard never changes its spots and a dimwit never changes his posts.

 

[lgna69xxx]

i would say very effective responses so much so that the female of the three stooges has beat her own record and just posted 10 posts in a half an hour it seems, i dont have time to read her spineless posts anymore but it is fun seeing who she quotes/responds to, and count the amount of posts we have driven her to on a daily basis, UNREAL!!!!! i guess she is making the best of her 1700plus posts.... (there ya go mrsc, i just fed you some more crying material, post away! ) heh heh. suckers, you have no clue , but your great entertainment!

Typical awful Iggy responses.

Translation: I know you are, but what am I???!!!!??? Bwwwaaahhh!!!!

 

[lgna69xxx]

would you expect anything less from a scabs fan? really??? they ALL wear the white blue and red blinders, all except a couple on here.

So you're justifying the current rioting after the Habs games. I see......

 

[joelcairo]

i would say very effective responses so much so that the female of the three stooges has beat her own record and just posted 10 posts in a half an hour it seems, i dont have time to read her spineless posts anymore but it is fun seeing who she quotes/responds to, and count the amount of posts we have driven her to on a daily basis, UNREAL!!!!! i guess she is making the best of her 1700plus posts.... (there ya go mrsc, i just fed you some more crying material, post away! ) heh heh. suckers, you have no clue , but your great entertainment!

Why don't you at least TRY to distinguish the differences between men and women? Your lifestyle choice is your business but I bet that most of the guys you hit on are not very pleased.

 

[Doc Holliday]

Why don't you at least TRY to distinguish the differences between men and women? Your lifestyle choice is your business but I bet that most of the guys you hit on are not very pleased.

Please try to stay on topic. This is a Habs bashing thread. Not an annoying church lady bickering thread.