The JoelCairo Habs Suck hockey thread

[joelcairo]

Please try to stay on topic. This is a Habs bashing thread. Not an annoying church lady bickering thread.

Please note that I was responding in kind to a post from your very good friend lggy. You may notice that your very good friend's post had nothing to do with the Habs, bashing or otherwise.

 

[Doc Holliday]

Habs once again blanked in Philly

PHILADELPHIA------For the second game in a row, the Habs were shooting blanks at the Philly net & the Flyers easily beat the visitors by a score of 3-0. Jaroslav Halak let in a soft goal, but couldn't be blamed for the other two. However, how can you win a hockey game when you can't score goals?

To the surprise of many, boozing Sergei Kostitsyn was inserted in the lineup. The same Kostitsyn whose teammates have told management that they want off the team. A player that is not respected & wanted by the large majority of his teammates. However, against his veterans' wishes, coach Jacques Martin decided to bench underachieving Benoit "The Mummy" Pouliot in favor of the partying Kostitsyn, a player who once again demonstrated tonight that he has no heart & likely won't be back with the team next season. Also sitting was big defenceman Ryan O'Byrne, in favor of midget Marc-Andre Bergeron. Next game is Thursday night in Montreal. Leave your cars at home!

(Damn! I was so happy after tonight's game that i felt like going outside, break a few windows & destroy a couple of cars! )

 

[Merlot]

To Habs and Habs NOT.

PHILADELPHIA------For the second game in a row, the Habs were shooting blanks at the Philly net & the Flyers easily beat the visitors by a score of 3-0.

Hello Doc,

I was paying attention to the Red Sox and Celtics last night and missed everything about the hockey game. Let me get this straight. The Canadiens didn't score yet in two games? Wasn't hockey invented in Canada (at least from all the boasting I would presume so) ? Incredible! Maybe a reminder is in order. Hey Canadiens: when you have two groups of men in two different uniforms, all wearing skates, helmets, carrying a stick with a bent flattened end, and you're chasing a small black disc around the ice, the goal is to put the disc into the net behind the heavily padded guy with the other uniform more times than the guys with the other uniforms do to your net. Hope this helps.

Not looking so easy huh. At least the Bruins could actually...like...score.

Note: No riot??? Never thought the kook faction (not all) Habs fans would be so depressed they couldn't work up a riot.

Go Habs GO AWAY.

Merlot

PS

If Montreal goes scoreless in the series (now looking almost realistic) change the nickname to the Habs Not.

 

[gohabsgo]

At least the Bruins could actually...like...score.

At least the Habs could actually...like...beat their second round opponent.

 

[Doc Holliday]

Let me get this straight. The Canadiens didn't score yet in two games? Wasn't hockey invented in Canada (at least from all the boasting I would presume so) ? Incredible! Maybe a reminder is in order.

You've got it straight. No goals for the habs since the series started. They're making Leighton look like Bernie Parent! LOL!!!!

Yes, hockey was supposedly invented in Canada, but let's not forget that the habs don't have many Canadians on their roster. Most teams in the NHL have more Canadians on their rosters than the habs do, and that includes the Philadelphia Flyers, who have a couple more. That's why i've nicknamed the habs 'Team UN'. Lots of Russians, Czechs & Americans on that team. Not that many Canadians....other than Mike Cammalleri, the other ones they have are pretty marginal.

Other than Cammalleri, they have half-pints Brian Gionta & Scott Gomez, who are both Americans. Gionta is a pretty good player who can score, but Gomez has hands cement when it comes to scoring goals. Imagine being the highest-paid player on the team's roster (and one of the highest paid in the NHL) and you can barely score 10 goals a season, yet getting paid nearly $8 a season!!!! Wow!!! That's just under $1 million per goal!!! LOL!!!!!! Enough said!

 

[gohabsgo]

ass clown

You've got it straight. No goals for the habs since the series started. They're making Leighton look like Bernie Parent! LOL!!!!

Yes, hockey was supposedly invented in Canada, but let's not forget that the habs don't have many Canadians on their roster. Most teams in the NHL have more Canadians on their rosters than the habs do, and that includes the Philadelphia Flyers, who have a couple more. That's why i've nicknamed the habs 'Team UN'. Lots of Russians, Czechs & Americans on that team. Not that many Canadians....other than Mike Cammalleri, the other ones they have are pretty marginal.

Other than Cammalleri, they have half-pints Brian Gionta & Scott Gomez, who are both Americans. Gionta is a pretty good player who can score, but Gomez has hands cement when it comes to scoring goals. Imagine being the highest-paid player on the team's roster (and one of the highest paid in the NHL) and you can barely score 10 goals a season, yet getting paid nearly $8 a season!!!! Wow!!! That's just under $1 million per goal!!! LOL!!!!!! Enough said!

Remind me again fool, how are the Leafs doing in this year’s post-season? Yeah, that’s what I thought …

 

[JH Fan]

So you're justifying the current rioting after the Habs games. I see......

Rioting in Mtrl isn't done by Habs fan ! and Rioting isn't just a Mtrl thing !
You have to be ignorant, less educated and less informed to believe it and try to spread this around ! But then again... it doesn't surprise me anymore !!!

 

[JH Fan]

Hello Doc,

...At least the Bruins could actually...like...score.

Note: No riot??? Never thought the kook faction (not all) Habs fans would be so depressed they couldn't work up a riot.


Merlot

PS

If Montreal goes scoreless in the series (now looking almost realistic) change the nickname to the Habs Not.

Seems to me you forgot about 2004 Merlot !

We didn't have someone killed in a riot here in Mtrl like in Boston.
You guys had what 2 or 3 killed already ?

Here we break some glass !

When was the last time Boston won a Stanley Cup ??? 72 ? Shit man ! I know why you are fullfru like the Leafs fan !!!

 

[Jman47]

Well as the Habs find themselves in a familiar position, down 2 - 0 in a series against a higher ranked foe with throngs of soured Leafs fans rooting against them...they are back home tonight and heres hoping they kick some Flyer ass...I actually hate Philly fans more than Yankee fans...lol.

The novice know nothing hockey fan who proclaimed his allegiance in October says:

GO HABS GO!!!

Have fun,

Jman

 

[Merlot]

Hello all,

Rioting in Mtrl isn't done by Habs fan ! and Rioting isn't just a Mtrl thing !
You have to be ignorant, less educated and less informed to believe it and try to spread this around ! But then again... it doesn't surprise me anymore !!!

Seems to me you forgot about 2004 Merlot !

We didn't have someone killed in a riot here in Mtrl like in Boston.
You guys had what 2 or 3 killed already ?

Here WE break some glass !

When was the last time Boston won a Stanley Cup ??? 72 ? Shit man ! I know why you are fullfru like the Leafs fan !!!

I see Go Habs isn't the only one who can't deal with reality. The first video shows the 2008 riot during the first round. At 1:45 you will see hockey fans in Montreal with Canadiens banners, flags and jerseys rioting around looted stores, burning cars and businesses. The fact is the worst of the Canadiens fans lower themselves to riots, thuggery, vandalism, arson, and brutality...far more than breaking glass. We remember the Boston fans who got stomped on and put in the hospital by Canadiens fans. Rioting, your fans seem to do it in every round of the playoffs like some sort of pagan ritualistic rite. Already they've done it twice this year alone with two rounds left to play.

Now, no one ever made any excuses or denied there were 2 or 3 deaths in 2004 after the World Series victory. It was hideous and evil. It wasn't around Fenway, but it was at the same time. I'm not going to deny this tragedy. It's the truth. My question is why are you and Go Habs lying? Aren't either of you man enough to say yes, it happens?

In the second video you can see how Bruins fans handled the absolutely classless and crude booing of the American national anthem in Montreal during a playoff game just prior as shown in the third video. I'm not saying Boston fans don't have the same thuggish element present as among any cities sports fans, but I can take tremendous pride in the Boston fans reaction to how Canadiens fans humiliated themselves with such a disgusting display of unsportsmanlike venom by booing the American anthem as the Boston fans cheer Oh Canada ...all the way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho3OVroEM3M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TxpxFqAV4I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIWlKqbA3Gk

If you can deny what goes on then you must either be devoted to your team to total delusion or you have real personal issues.

BTW...2 things:

Hey Lulu Belle...you said Habs fans don't riot, then you say they break glass. Which is it?

How the hell is winning anything related to the issue of rioting?????????

Love Canadians...loath the Canadiens thug element.

Ish,

Merlot

PS

Try not to riot at the end of these playoffs.

 

[Doc Holliday]

Remind me again fool, how are the Leafs doing in this year’s post-season? Yeah, that’s what I thought …

My scapegoat team is still in the playoffs. My other favorite team, the Flyers, are leading in their series with the Scabs. So what's your problem dickhead? Stalking me again? Are you another Johnny Weir groupie? If so, watch out....i know a missy who'll be truly pissed off at you! LOL!!!!

 

[Doc Holliday]

Rioting in Mtrl isn't done by Habs fan ! and Rioting isn't just a Mtrl thing !
You have to be ignorant, less educated and less informed to believe it and try to spread this around ! But then again... it doesn't surprise me anymore !!!

The ignorant, uneducated & uninformed are the idiots who keep claiming that Scabs fans don't riot. They have absolutely no clue what the Richard riot was all about. Go back in this thread & read (if you can read) the various posts i've made in regards to Scabs fans rioting....the ones showing up in court wearing Halak jerseyes....and you might learn something.

Now, since the Scabs will likely win tonight, go out & go burn a few cars & bust some store windows in order to show how great a Scabs fan you are! LOL!!!!!

 

[Doc Holliday]

Here we break some glass !

Hah!!!! So all YOU do is break some glass!! So now you're admitting that you're also one of those sorry punk asses who go out onto the street after a Scabs win & destroy public property in order to CELEBRATE! Shame on you!

 

[joelcairo]

How can you win a hockey game when you can't score goals?

Good question Doc. I was thinking of calling up Brian Burke or Ron Wilson to find out the answer...until I remembered that Burke and Wilson don't KNOW how to win.

 

[joelcairo]

No goals for the habs since the series started. They're making Leighton look like Bernie Parent! LOL!!!!

So I guess "Bernie" shut out Montreal for a third straight game tonight, right Doc? Let me check.
Hey, wait a minute! It seems the Habs scored five goals on "Bernie" tonight.
Don't tell me you were AGAIN guilty of premature gloating Holliday? Because if you were, it means you have AGAIN broken your own world record for empty-headed, unfounded, and totally ridiculous blabbering. Congratulations on that!

 

[joelcairo]

My scapegoat team is still in the playoffs. My other favorite team, the Flyers, are leading in their series with the Scabs. So what's your problem dickhead? Stalking me again? Are you another Johnny Weir groupie? If so, watch out....i know a missy who'll be truly pissed off at you! LOL!!!!

Hey Holliday, are you talking for two tonight? Usually your soulmate is side by side with you in writing your childish and inane posts. (You know, the OTHER twit who doesn't know what the word "scapegoat" means. ) Or, is the poor guy just tired from all the "hanging out" you two constantly do together?
By the way, isn't it a little inaccurate to refer to your "other favorite team" when you change colors just about every day, depending on who's winning and who's losing?
But hey - no hard feelings: enjoy your figure skating tapes, and good luck with your "special" friend rejoining you soon.

 

[JH Fan]

Hah!!!! So all YOU do is break some glass!! So now you're admitting that you're also one of those sorry punk asses who go out onto the street after a Scabs win & destroy public property in order to CELEBRATE! Shame on you!

Wow ! me a sorry punk ass ? Ha ! you are really short of arguments !

Tell me do you know anything about the riots in Boston ? Maybe you should ask Merlot !
They even got people killed more than once !

You guys are the sorry asses always trying to bitch about Mtrl and the Canadiens on a forum about Mtrl SPs.

Now...any comments about scoring after yesterday's game ?

Poor you. Maybe if you knew anything about scoring you wouldn't loose so much of your time posting here !!!

 

[JH Fan]

The ignorant, uneducated & uninformed are the idiots who keep claiming that Scabs fans don't riot. They have absolutely no clue what the Richard riot was all about. Go back in this thread & read (if you can read) the various posts i've made in regards to Scabs fans rioting....the ones showing up in court wearing Halak jerseyes....and you might learn something.

Now, since the Scabs will likely win tonight, go out & go burn a few cars & bust some store windows in order to show how great a Scabs fan you are! LOL!!!!!

No clue ? you're the one who is showing here that you don't even know what the riot was really about.
Tell me ! since you know everything... and since you think that a small riot has been degrading Montreal to face of the world because CNN talked about it... Give me the % or coverage in the media for this riot vs. the win.

Since you know so much about Montreal's image... tell me how much it has given a 'bad image' of Mtrl all over the world... and while you are it... get the stats about how many people knows in the world about the Habs. You'll see !

You'd be surprise just how much you don't really know anything about it !

Maybe it's just that you're jealous about Mtrl and the Habs.
Frankly I'd be if I were you.

I bet you were the same about Edmonton when they got the cup many times.

 

[JH Fan]

My scapegoat team is still in the playoffs. My other favorite team, the Flyers, are leading in their series with the Scabs. So what's your problem dickhead? Stalking me again? Are you another Johnny Weir groupie? If so, watch out....i know a missy who'll be truly pissed off at you! LOL!!!!

What you have the Leafs, the Sharks and the Flyers as your favorite teams ?
Why don't you take the Bruins, the Caps and the Pens ?

Wow seems to me this year my favorite team will be the Habs, the Habs, the Habs and Habs !!!
And if they don't win the cup they still will be the favorite one and I will still bitch about them when they don't play as good as they can because I deserve to bitch about them.

I deserve it because I love them and I want them to be the best team.
That's how they became a dinasty !

Not a freakin' loosing team that tried and tried to win just by putting down some more cash !
There is too many of them like that ! And we just beat 2 of them.

Both of which you're kind thought there was no chance in the world we could beat.

And you know what ? if the Flyers win this one ?
I won't be that sad because at least they are playing hard and they show character and that's what we want on the ice.

No just dumb stupid sorry arrogant asses like this Ovechkin !

 

[JH Fan]

My scapegoat team is still in the playoffs. My other favorite team, the Flyers, are leading in their series with the Scabs. So what's your problem dickhead? Stalking me again? Are you another Johnny Weir groupie? If so, watch out....i know a missy who'll be truly pissed off at you! LOL!!!!

So what's the matter ? no comment about last night ? what's happening Dickhead ? and where's you're chien de poche ?
Hey ! is he the one who tried to start a riot yesterday in Mtrl wearing a Habs Jersey ?

Didn't really work hey ? Maybe you guys should stop bleaching a little ! This way you could fool more people trying to past as Habs fan !