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[Doc Holliday]

Anyone remember big Georges Laraque, the last 'tough' guy ever to play for Mtl?

Big Georges having a blast at the Montreal gay pride parade

 

[JH Fan]

Big Georges having a blast at the Montreal gay pride parade

What were you doing there Doc ?
Beside taking pictures

 

[borsalino17]

i hope we win and score 5 goals on tuesday

 

[Doc Holliday]

i hope we win and score 5 goals on tuesday

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mod, please move this post to the Jokes thread.

 

[JH Fan]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mod, please move this post to the Jokes thread.

Ben non ! the real joke here is a Leaf's fan who's venting his anger on the Habs Thread.
Don't worry we know how Leaf's fan can't help themselves at knowing, reading, watching and writing about the HABS.

That's ok ! There's a plethora of group therapy specially devoted to Leaf's fans... so I'm sure you'll get over it once you get the appropiate treatement !
Here is one on facebook http://www.facebook.com/loserssince67
You'll be able to 'exchange' with over 24K people

And if it can make you feel better we do have a Habs suck page on facebook too.
Only there's 4 times less people on it than the Leafs but hey ! you will be able to vent your anger on it I'm sure...

So don't wait to get to the point where you feel you have to start putting a bag over your head or throw waffles...

It's very bad for blood pressure Doc !
Off all the people... you should know !
http://www.daylife.com/photo/0gDV2dY2ageZR

 

[JH Fan]

Anyone remember big Georges Laraque, the last 'tough' guy ever to play for Mtl?
Big Georges having a blast at the Montreal gay pride parade

BTW... here's something to read ... to make you think a little !
http://www.thestar.com/sports/hockey/article/761516--leafs-saddened-by-loss-of-brian-burke-s-son

 

[Doc Holliday]

Doc obviously accompanied Brian Burke to the parade. And after seeing all the pics he's posted I wouldn't be surprised if he was a closet homo.

The only HOMO on this board is named Octavian.

You're gay, you're gay, you're gay....you're gay, you're gay.....

 

[JH Fan]

The only HOMO on this board is named Octavian.

You're gay, you're gay, you're gay....you're gay, you're gay.....

C'mon guys... you sound like 12 years old !

My post was 'justement' to let you realize that this is stupid judgement !
Now you both look like homophobic !

 

[Doc Holliday]

Beam me up, Scotty!

The $8 million dollar bust with two of his 'very close' buddies

 

[Doc Holliday]

Will the habs suffer one of the greatest collapses in NHL history?

Here are the habs' next games: Saturday in New Jersey; Tuesday at home against Chicago; Thursday in Ottawa; Saturday in Toronto.

I wouldn't be entirely surprised if they lost every single game. It's quite possible that next week's game in Toronto might be the 'make it or break it' game for both those teams.

Carolina has 5 games left & are 5 points behind the Habs. If they win 3 or 4 of those games, they might surpass the habs in the standings. It'll be a nail-biter right to the end!

 

[JH Fan]

Will the habs suffer one of the greatest collapses in NHL history?

Nop ! can't do !

The Greatest Collapse in NHL History is the winning less Leafs since 1967.

That's 2 years before Man actually walked on the moon !

That's what I call major fr*akin collapse man !

 

[Doc Holliday]

Habs free agents after this season:

RFA

Andrei Kostitsyn
Benoit Pouliot
Max Pacioretty
Tom Pyatt
David Desharnais
Ryan White
Josh Gorges
Yannick Webber
Alexandre Picard
Dustin Boyd
Nigel Dawes

UFA

Jeff Halpern
Mathieu Darche
Andrei Markov
Roman Hamrlik
Hal Gill
James Wisniewski
Brent Sopel
Paul Mara
Alex Auld

One question for you guys:

What has Pierre Gauthier been doing all season long? I don't know of a single team in the history of the NHL with so many free agents!

Add to this the two unmoveable contract of Scott Gomez & Mike Cammalleri. Some may want to include Brian Gionta's contract.

This bum still has a job? Unbelievable!

 

[JH Fan]

I'm a fan but the Habs SUCK big time. They deserve no to make the playoffs.

They're still in the race and at 14th they're still in the first half... so yes they're not doin' great (and yes I'd make a lot more $$$ if they don't make it because they gave away Halak) but.... they still deserve to make the playoffs just to piss off the Leafs

 

[Doc Holliday]

they still deserve to make the playoffs just to piss off the Leafs

Why should the Leafs care if the habs make the playoffs or not? It's not even that big of a rivalry anymore. Montreal has a much bigger rivalry with Boston, and the Leafs have a bigger rivalry with Ottawa.

The days of the Adams & Norris divisions killed whatever rivalry the Leafs & the habs had.

I for one am hoping the habs do make the playoffs. I can't wait to see the likes of the great Zdeno Chara & tough-guy Milan Lucic destroy the half-pint habs!!

Seriously, the playoffs are boring to watch if the habs are not in the playoffs. I really do hope them make them....but it will be a bit tough if you look at their schedule.

 

[JH Fan]

Ok so now Hurricanes are down to 12% of chances to go in playoffs and Leafs to 0.1%...

Tonight's the night mon Raoul !

 

[SexyNadya]

Habs in ... Leafs out ...

Ok so now Hurricanes are down to 12% of chances to go in playoffs and Leafs to 0.1%...

Tonight's the night mon Raoul !

And THE HABS are in !!!!

 

[Doc Holliday]

And THE HABS are in !!!!

Carey Price is in! Well done for a great young goalie who carried the team on his shoulders for the most part of this season!

I'm happy that the habs are in since they make playoffs-watching more interesting!

(Even if it'll be for only one series.....)

NOW........TIME FOR HABS FANS TO GO & DESTROY DOWNTOWN MONTREAL!!!!! LET THE BONFIRE PARTY BEGIN!!!!

 

[SexyNadya]

Dear Doc !!!

Carey Price is in! Well done for a great young goalie who carried the team on his shoulders for the most part of this season!

I'm happy that the habs are in since they make playoffs-watching more interesting!

Babe having both The Leafs and our Canadiens part of the 2011 NHL playoffs would of been the
Icing on the cake !

NOW........TIME FOR HABS FANS TO GO & DESTROY DOWNTOWN MONTREAL!!!!! LET THE BONFIRE PARTY BEGIN!!!!

Hmmm not tonight !

However I can hear the chant of the Fans saying ...
PK ! PK ! PK !

 

[gohabsgo]

Habs free agents after this season:

RFA

Andrei Kostitsyn
Benoit Pouliot
Max Pacioretty
Tom Pyatt
David Desharnais
Ryan White
Josh Gorges
Yannick Webber
Alexandre Picard
Dustin Boyd
Nigel Dawes

UFA

Jeff Halpern
Mathieu Darche
Andrei Markov
Roman Hamrlik
Hal Gill
James Wisniewski
Brent Sopel
Paul Mara
Alex Auld

One question for you guys:

What has Pierre Gauthier been doing all season long? I don't know of a single team in the history of the NHL with so many free agents!

Add to this the two unmoveable contract of Scott Gomez & Mike Cammalleri. Some may want to include Brian Gionta's contract.

This bum still has a job? Unbelievable!

At least there will be hockey in Montreal after April 11 - coincidently thats the same day golf season begins in Toronto ...

 

[gohabsgo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkEzL9h8a7U