I'm imagining the reviews now lol:
"Face 8/10
Body 7/10
Service 9/10
Incall 2/10
Put my money in the vending machine, hit G3 for Funyuns and nothing happened. Sp wouldn't refund my $2 and said they'd speak to the guy when he comes to refill it, but HOW'S THAT GOING TO DO ME ANY GOOD?!?"