This just in...Severe stripper shortage!!!

[breadman]

This just in...severe stripper shortage. If you cant produce the talent locally they'll try to import

http://www.edmontonsun.com/News/Canada/2005/10/29/1283949-sun.html

 

[Uncle Kracker]

"We're seen as a contributing factor in the international trafficking of sex slaves," he said.

Last time I checked, "slaves" weren't paid...