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Willgill

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No, this is not yet another fucking thread on whether you should tip or not. No, not at all. If you want to tip, tip. If you don't, don't. It is appreciated but not expected.

This is about travel tips, or tips in general on how to make your encounters more smooth. I wish all our more experienced fellows would like to contribute on this topic to help less experienced ones.

Below is a list from mine, initially published as part of a trip summary, and then was notified that trip summary is no longer allowed, and will get deleted. So I am posting it here, for what is worth. And more importantly, as an old Chinese saying, "I throw a stone in hope of that jade will follow":

1. The ultimate formula of blow-job: “The length of your genital in girls’ mouth = cock length – pubic hair length”. Ever since I shaved my balls, I get exponentially many more DTs.
2. If you CIM in the first shot, then it’s more difficult to succeed a second shot.
3. A box of Ferrero opens ice in no time.
4. The farthest distance to cross is not the distance between life and death. It is when you are at the gate of the incall, and your cell phone dies. Be well prepared.
5. 747 cost 10$ per trip. A weekly pass costs 25$, infinity rides on bus, metro, etc, including 747.
6. Calforex has awesome exchange rate. They buy USD at 1.27 and sell at 1.28. (as of Nov 21, 2017)
7. Are there any local still eating in schwartz's? Seems every single client is a tourist.
8. Most importantly, it pays to plan ahead for your booking. Read the reviews, coming up with a list of girls you want to see. Follow their previous schedules, and make your schedule as flexible as possible.
 

Anong

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No, this is not yet another fucking thread on whether you should tip or not. No, not at all. If you want to tip, tip. If you don't, don't. It is appreciated but not expected.

May be we call it weired thread?
 

jalimon

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1. The ultimate formula of blow-job: “The length of your genital in girls’ mouth = cock length – pubic hair length”. Ever since I shaved my balls, I get exponentially many more DTs.

Is there still any men that see girls unshaven?

2. If you CIM in the first shot, then it’s more difficult to succeed a second shot.

Interesting... But for me CIM is often (50% of the time) the only way to finally sog, forget about second shot!

3. A box of Ferrero opens ice in no time.

True. Actually any gift is always appreciated.

4. The farthest distance to cross is not the distance between life and death. It is when you are at the gate of the incall, and your cell phone dies. Be well prepared.

Happened to me once with an indy. Had to go back home, with a hard on...

5. 747 cost 10$ per trip. A weekly pass costs 25$, infinity rides on bus, metro, etc, including 747.

Do not try to cab/uber/car transport in montreal you will go nuts with traffic and construction

6. Calforex has awesome exchange rate. They buy USD at 1.27 and sell at 1.28. (as of Nov 21, 2017)
7. Are there any local still eating in schwartz's? Seems every single client is a tourist.

No locals since the basic sandwich went from 3$ to 7$

8. Most importantly, it pays to plan ahead for your booking. Read the reviews, coming up with a list of girls you want to see. Follow their previous schedules, and make your schedule as flexible as possible.

When something happens and the girl you wanted to see cancels, which does happen, follow the bookers recommendation. When you do, you will get on his good side trust me.

Added tips:
9. Do not hesitate to repeat with girls you like. Chances are you liked them because they liked you. This is called chemistry. Exploit it!

Cheers,
 

BrittanyMontreal

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jalimon, j'adore l'idée des Ferrerros ou peu importe le chocolat . Le geste fait très gentlemen pour séduire une femme et évidemment que l'hôtesse est séduite dès le début de la séance :kiss: Personnellement, si par exemple, on me donnait le choix entre 20$ de pourboire ou une boîte de chocolat à 5$, je choisirais la boîte de chocolat et je suis convaincue que je ne suis pas la seule.
Anecdote, hier un client a apporté du chocolat à une demoiselle au salon (peut-être toi jalimon ;)) Après la séance, l'hôtesse était toute emballée et nous a partagé ses chocolats. Nous étions toutes ravis. Sans même connaître son client, les filles l'adoraient alors vous voyez l'effet que le chocolat provoque ;)
Je ne comprends pas le #2 C'est quoi CIM ?
Cheers :kiss:
 

jalimon

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Brittany cim cest cum in mouth, bref finition dans la bouche. En soit un des plaisirs ultime de l'espece male dont je fait partis ;)

Cheers,
 

BrittanyMontreal

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Merci jalimon pour l'info.
Je suis d'accord avec toi pour l'espèce mâle mais certaines femelles aiment bien le sirop de poteau :nod: Surtout quand le mâle a une bonne alimentation, mmm bon jusqu'à la dernière goutte, pas de gaspillage :lol:
Cheers
 

jalimon

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Diantre Brittany me voila avec l'écran tout plein de café pis tout le monde dans la salle d'attente du concessionnaire auto ou je me trouve présentement se demande c'est qui ce con qui rigole tout seul! Sirop de poteau haha Dans les petits poteaux les meilleurs onguent ;)

Pour en revenir au sujet du thread, peut être pourrait on considérer notre extraction comme une forme de pourboire non? Pourboire haha Quel jeux de mots. On est de véritable sac à blagues nous 2 ;)

Cheers,
 

yoss1138

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Thanks for the Calforex tip. I went to my local Chase branch the other day to buy CAD, thinking the rate would be REASONABLE, so I didn’t even ask before finishing the transaction. Nope. They converted me at 1.18 (market rate at time was 1.28).
 

Julia Sky

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Jalimon, Brittany, en effet, de vrais poches a blagues ! (Sac/poche lololol bon matin je vous trouve et me trouve très très drôle)
 

Behaved

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I'm a local and I do eat at Schwartz's, when the occasion arises. I'm rarely in that specific part of town anymore, but when I am and it's the correct hour I'll go.
 

acoly

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Kind of curious on #2. Extensive research will be needed and I can write a paper with my results. Perhaps a group fund to fund my research lol
 
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