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horus2023

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Is this a euphemism? I have a hard time believing someone who doesn't enjoy fingers up the ass managed to get a full, elbow deep fist without getting torn and requiring surgery haha. This type of thing takes a lot of practice and you have to enjoy butt play in the first place. Only with practice can it be achieved! Lol
Maybe the person was like a T-rex with very short arms!
 

horus2023

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Some people are so beautiful until they open their mouth!! Bad breath, bad teeth, annoying voice, or just plain stupid....Smart people can act dumb...but the contrary is not true!
 

horus2023

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Who is bad breath a turn on for?
Not me! But hey there are some weird fetishist out there!!! I have seen some weird likes and wants from men and women! LOL
 
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Dentists ! $$$
Dentists ! $$$
Although very well payed...I would never be a PROCTOLOGIST....as all jobs there are some good and bad days. But one thing that i am sure of is my respect and admiration for the women or SP in the industry. Alot of my friends are and bravo. I hear stories and sometimes I am ashamed to be a human LOL....ok I am not perfect but kinky is very far from being perverted!
 

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GFE: This does nothing for me as I know that we are not boyfriend/girlfriend. More fan of mechanical PSE services from hookers. I see a lot of merbists will disqualify a hooker for not allowing DATY/DFK which I find fascinating, to each it’s own I guess.
 
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When a girl grabs me from behind in doggy or in missionary and kind of puts her hands on my thighs or the sides of my buttcheeks and moves me as if to dictate my thrusting rythym or imply that i should go faster or anything really regardless of the meaning behind it, that is my biggest turn off.
Being told verbally anything goes, but many girls seem to do that grab you and move you/dictate your motion thingy and it is the single biggest turn off.

The second biggest turn off is any type of unfresh scent coming from anywhere below, that i cannot stand or ever pretend it isn't there.
That reminds me of this girl that i met who was from ukraine and was beautiful, sweet, intelligent, kind, sexy etc.
I started seeing her several times a week and we started doing sleepovers a few weeks after meeting. (This was not an sp, but a girl that i met on a dating site)
6 months into it one night she came over after going out and drinking with friends and she wanted to be intimate .
After entering her, i immediately got a scent of something that could only be described as poo and a bag full of open skyn condoms baking in the sun.
I quickly stopped and said i wasn't really in the mood and figured it was a night of drinking and dancing that somehow created this akward situation.
For the whole 6 months prior she was always so clean, even after nights full of intense sex.
A few days later again, poo and skyn condoms baking in the sun..i told her lets go in the shower, i watched her wash and even washed her myself. We got back in the bed and again, poo and skyn condoms in the sun.
That weekend she took a long bath, an hour after, again, yeah you guessed it, poo and skyn condoms bakimg in the sun.the week after it happened both times we saw each other and i ended things that second time, it broke my heart but i said that i was no longer looking for any type of relationship.
I never found out what in the hell happened and the only reason i found online was:
"rectovaginal fistula is a connection that should not exist between the lower part of the large intestine — the rectum or anus — and the vagina. Bowel contents can leak through the fistula, allowing gas or stool to pass through the vagina."

Either she developed that overnight, or 6 months in she started sleeping with another man and using old skyn condoms.
I am still scratching my head over her.
 
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LC18

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Vaginas don’t smell like flowers, we’ll start with that but they also shouldn’t have an unpleasant smell. They’re very sensitive and their pH can be quickly ruined. More often than not, the pH is altered by men.

Condoms, sperm, saliva, unwashed hands, unclean nails can disturb the pH balance.
Soap, tight clothes, underwear not made of cotton, wiping from back to front as well.

When a woman’s pH is unbalanced, strong scents can emanate from her crotch. Your body only has so many ways to tell you there’s something wrong. Showering will only temporarily fix the issue.

You could have tried to subtly suggest a visit at the gynaecologist. Poor girl, it probably wasn’t even her fault.
 

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Also I fail to see how a smelly vagina would be a turn on for someone else but I don’t know all the fetishes on earth so we never know I guess…
 

Julia Sky

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Even when they flop to the sides when laying down on her back? :oops: (Asking for a friend)

This happens to some people with implants too! I know it does in my case. Mine also feel impressively close to the real thing according to a lot of people, but I guess this could all be due to the fact I already had a good amount of natural breast tissue before getting implants (and I suspect my boobs got bigger too the last couple years lol)
 
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This happens to some people with implants too! I know it does in my case. Mine also feel impressively close to the real thing according to a lot of people, but I guess this could all be due to the fact I already had a good amount of natural breast tissue before getting implants (and I suspect my boobs got bigger too the last couple years lol)
Of course, me too it does this! They move naturally. For it not to happen, it would need to be smaller boobs with ultra-firm skin on someone that had a very flat chest previously. And that's why it's the most unnatural look, even if small. Otherwise, as long as they are on the bigger side, even if hard when touching, they would follow our natural body movements!
 
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Of course, me too it does this! They move naturally. For it not to happen, it would need to be smaller boobs with ultra-firm skin on someone that had a very flat chest previously. And that's why it's the most unnatural look, even if small. Otherwise, as long as they are on the bigger side, even if hard when touching, they would follow our natural body movements!

I forgot yours were fake also. They look sooooo good!!
 
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