LOL, I think even Smuler thinks I'm crazy after my visit to TJ. I think Mexico certainly has it's issues. But just as you said, the 24-hour cable news channels do not help matters. I wasn't murdered and no one else around me was murdered and the bar was full of American Hobbyists and they go there all the time.
While Montreal may be my favorite hobby destination I think the OP should do some research on Cancun or Playa Del Carmen in Mexico if he is interested in a fun brothel experience.
The Pleasure Palace in Playa is top notch and much cheaper than the Nevada experience. It's also incredibly safe inside and outside. They'll even pick you up from your resort to bring you there. Jacuzzi rooms at the Palace are great, and if you like Latinas and some Europeans you'll have a great time.
Google "playa-escorts." The Cancun location also rocks. Both brothels operate legally and are licensed, and girls are tested weekly. Factor in the incredible beaches and all inclusive resorts and I rank it as one of my favorite places to visit.