I don't know where he could have learned this practice
valarie_curves said:
I am not really sure if any woman could like that, in fact. Ok, indeed maybe just someone who likes pain and humiliation (BDSM) on herself.
Weird things that turned you off in an encounter
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I don't know where he could have learned this practice
I am not really sure if any woman could like that, in fact. Ok, indeed maybe just someone who likes pain and humiliation (BDSM) on herself.
Heart Attack?
Dear Ladies:
Free your minds of worry: learn CPR! Really, it is very simple, and it buys time until the medics get there with an AED and save the poor bastard's life.
I give lessons (in CPR), not qualified to try to teach any escort anything else.
Ciao, Cornpone
Dear Ladies:
Free your minds of worry: learn CPR! Really, it is very simple, and it buys time until the medics get there with an AED and save the poor bastard's life.
I give lessons (in CPR), not qualified to try to teach any escort anything else.
Ciao, Cornpone
Compone: Oh, you are making me remember something:
I should have learned CPR long time ago, someone was really near to have an attack a day
he went over his capacity in my company, he was all red...... and he has to calm down and just recover his breath slowly.
He told me that if he faint, he want me to call 9-1-1 but to not stay in the room (that was at Places d'Armes), because he did not want anyone and particularly his wife to know about our meeting.....
Maybe I can relate this as a mood killer, but after he recover, we laugh and everything finished well.
A chance!
I should have learned CPR long time ago, someone was really near to have an attack a day
he went over his capacity in my company, he was all red...... and he has to calm down and just recover his breath slowly.
He told me that if he faint, he want me to call 9-1-1 but to not stay in the room (that was at Places d'Armes), because he did not want anyone and particularly his wife to know about our meeting.....
Maybe I can relate this as a mood killer, but after he recover, we laugh and everything finished well.
A chance!
I was asked to contribute to breast surgery. The fact that the woman in question has firm, natural D's made it even more ridiculous.
The same SP, despite her saying that she makes 3k a week tax free, also told me a story of her utilities being cut off due to non-payment and a nice client who gave her a gift of 2k to restore them. Then, she went on about her credit card debt, hint, hint....
The same SP, despite her saying that she makes 3k a week tax free, also told me a story of her utilities being cut off due to non-payment and a nice client who gave her a gift of 2k to restore them. Then, she went on about her credit card debt, hint, hint....
As the population gets older, I think that's going become a very popular acronym in escort ads and reviews
- Smoker breath
- SP turns out to be much older than advertised
- Talking about boyfriends
- Making fun of other clients
- Fake compliments
- Bashing USA knowing I live there
- Raiding my minibar
- Using my laptop without asking
- Insisting on smoking in a non-smoking room
- Counting money in front of me
- talking about appointments before mine
- SP turns out to be much older than advertised
- Talking about boyfriends
- Making fun of other clients
- Fake compliments
- Bashing USA knowing I live there
- Raiding my minibar
- Using my laptop without asking
- Insisting on smoking in a non-smoking room
- Counting money in front of me
- talking about appointments before mine
L
Lily from Montreal
I know! I was once with a favorite and seriously I thought I had killed him (!),and I asked him what should I say to his wife if something happened to him?
He said,panting, tell her...tell her...she's rich...It became a running gag now ...
But seriously worst was having my date start crying after the deed and proceed to tell me about his divorce...
I have good bedside manners (or more accurately in bed manners ) but I am not a psy..
For me this hobby is fun,when it becomes weird or sad I am really not at ease...
He said,panting, tell her...tell her...she's rich...It became a running gag now ...
But seriously worst was having my date start crying after the deed and proceed to tell me about his divorce...
I have good bedside manners (or more accurately in bed manners ) but I am not a psy..
For me this hobby is fun,when it becomes weird or sad I am really not at ease...
I agree with most as well...
- Talking about boyfriends- I hate when guys ask if I have a BF... I NEVER ask if your married or have a GF, If you want to discuss your life its for you to bring it up.
- Making fun of other clients- Not nice, If they do it to others they will do it to you!
- Raiding my minibar- Just classless!
- talking about appointments before mine- That's just wrong on so many levels.. I hate when I am asked, so hows business, busy? I feel like saying yes I am exhausted I just did 4 clients back to back and I am sore..LMAO. I understand he might just be trying to make convo, but man try something else lol.
Here's a funny moment from an encounter. I didn't mind it, but Jesus ...
She: "Oh God. Oh! This is the first ... the first time ... the first time I ever enjoy sex."
[ 15 minutes later ]
She: "Can we stop now? I want to go to Dunkin Donuts."
So I took her to Dunkin Donuts. I even bought the cruller and coffee. What can I say? I liked her despite the bullshit.
She: "Oh God. Oh! This is the first ... the first time ... the first time I ever enjoy sex."
[ 15 minutes later ]
She: "Can we stop now? I want to go to Dunkin Donuts."
So I took her to Dunkin Donuts. I even bought the cruller and coffee. What can I say? I liked her despite the bullshit.
You're lucky. None of them ever asked me out to Dunkin Donuts. That's real GFE! But I once chaufferred one nice lady to the grocery with my car. And when I got home afterwards I realized I had forgotten to give her the envelope.
So the SP arrives late for my outcall and comes in holding a cup of coke from McDonalds.
She tells me she had to grab a bite to eat before we met.
Such a turn off having a girls mouth taste like a BigMac.
She tells me she had to grab a bite to eat before we met.
Such a turn off having a girls mouth taste like a BigMac.
I had the same kind of thing happen with a doubles session. The girls were bisexual coeds who lived together. Both very hot. One was more passive - she was a very busty but slim bleach blonde - like 5 ft. 3, 36 D's. The other was an athletic taller dirty blonde hair, B cups. Both had pretty faces. The athletic one was the one in charge. I knew the dog, which was a Pit bull was there. He just stayed in the other room, but they left the door open. I guess he was security.
So the more extrovert one, the dirty blonde, would direct the action. Every now and then she would only eat out her friend. She told me that if I wanted to fuck her, grab a rubber and fuck her doggy. And sometimes she would direct their attention back to me with a double bbbj. It went on like this for an hour. They go back and forth between putting their attention on me to putting their attention on each other, all at the dirty blonde hair girls direction. I was to be there 2 hours. They had a very reasonable price of $200 an hour for both. So I took 2 hours,
So an hour and 15 minutes into the session, the dirty blonde hair one said she needed to go to the bathroom. So the busty bleach blonde let me fuck her missionary. I was really into her and she was into me, as we dfk each other while I was fucking her. 15 minutes pass, we are going at it. All the sudden the other one walks in and gets upset. "So you both are having a good time without me?" in a nasty way.She calls the dog and he comes rushing in and tells me my time is up. The busty blonde is smirking and says to me: "Nice meeting you. Hope to see you again." I leave without complaining because I realize this girl has jealousy issues, and left. I was tempted to call and see if I could see the one I liked alone, but I thought I would run into the aggressive one. The dog never growled at me. He starred at me waiting for her command, though. I was definitely intimidated.
Bad breath, makes it so hard to get intimate.
Body odour and LOUD perfume.
If a sp starts to stripe in stripe bar mode.
Body odour and LOUD perfume.
If a sp starts to stripe in stripe bar mode.
Bad breath is in my point of view, a turn off. An other one is cheap perfume, the odor is annoying. When I take a rendez vous, I ask the sp do not put perfume.
This reminds me of my encounter in Rio De Janeiro at Villa Mimosa. It is a city block of bars and rooms and more prostitutes than the eye can see. they offer full service for about 45$R or about 25$. I have included my encounter here:
https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?17061-Rio-de-Janeiro-Brazil&p=558915&viewfull=1#post558915
I picked up this Garota De Programa and took her to her 5$ room. There was red on the sheets and I was afraid to get undressed. I thought it was blood. The GDP was from Bhaia and could speak a few dozen words of English. As I was walking out she was pointing to her toes. They had red nail polish that matched the color of the stain on the sheets. So I stayed and sessioned but my pants stayed around my ankles. Yechhh!
https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?17061-Rio-de-Janeiro-Brazil&p=558915&viewfull=1#post558915
I picked up this Garota De Programa and took her to her 5$ room. There was red on the sheets and I was afraid to get undressed. I thought it was blood. The GDP was from Bhaia and could speak a few dozen words of English. As I was walking out she was pointing to her toes. They had red nail polish that matched the color of the stain on the sheets. So I stayed and sessioned but my pants stayed around my ankles. Yechhh!
Upon arrival I notice that a nice chunk of the door frame is missing by the lock , like it was rammed or kicked in. Should've walked right there but this beautiful girl opens the door ,like she just stepped out of the Victoria's secret catalogue. Kiss-kiss ,hug , intro, hands me a towel, off the bathroom I go. The journey begins....
Filthy environment but I mean disgusting, bathroom and tub that hasn't been cleaned for month, pubic hair on the soap, dirty bath mat , linen used from the previous night - I've managed to add some cum stains to that later, spots all over the carpet, basically a ghetto. She was beautiful , I stayed , but couldn't function. We're kissing at one point shes jerking me , I go stop-stop , she adds another 2 strokes , here I come into my own hands and all over the bed, the carpet, her stockings.But I mean one of those slow motion cums ,when you're trying to hold it back but not a chance. She hands me a roll of toilet paper , I tippy toe to the bathroom like a ballet dancer because I'm barefoot and it's fu.kin dirty, but realize theres no soap, towel to clean up. Back to the room , shes wiping the cum off her legs . I got dressed around the 40 minute mark, we had a 10 min recap of conditions and such and I exited.
@ a top Montreal agency 2014
Filthy environment but I mean disgusting, bathroom and tub that hasn't been cleaned for month, pubic hair on the soap, dirty bath mat , linen used from the previous night - I've managed to add some cum stains to that later, spots all over the carpet, basically a ghetto. She was beautiful , I stayed , but couldn't function. We're kissing at one point shes jerking me , I go stop-stop , she adds another 2 strokes , here I come into my own hands and all over the bed, the carpet, her stockings.But I mean one of those slow motion cums ,when you're trying to hold it back but not a chance. She hands me a roll of toilet paper
, I tippy toe to the bathroom like a ballet dancer because I'm barefoot and it's fu.kin dirty, but realize theres no soap, towel to clean up. Back to the room , shes wiping the cum off her legs . I got dressed around the 40 minute mark, we had a 10 min recap of conditions and such and I exited. @ a top Montreal agency 2014
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