Weird things that turned you off in an encounter

[blkone]

Well I have a few of those. ;D

I once met an SP who greeted me at the door of her apartment wearing nothing but fishnets and a see through bra. Sounds good, right? Well I walk in and there is a 4-5 year old girl sitting on the couch watching TV. I'm like "Ooo.Kkk" maybe her mother plans to make her play outside with her friends or something. Anyways, we talk for a bit and the kid is still there she tells her daughter "don't eat the whole bag" of cookies or chips (not sure what they were) and she leads me to her bedroom, we kiss and fool around for about 10 minutes and then she goes for my belt, I tell her to wait because I want to take a shower first since I came straight from work. I walk out and the kid is in the kitchen putting away the bag of whatever just looking at me wondering wtf I'm doing in her house, my boner died so fast I think I set a new record. It was just too strange and a total turn off so I just left.

Honestly? Having sex with strange men while your 4-5 year old daughter is in your VERY SMALL apartment? Wtf?

 

[blkone]

I also met an SP who was extremely racist. Our after sex conversation got into something about the middle east and she went on this long Anti-Semitic and Anti-Muslim tirade. The worst part about it was... she was a very convincing speaker. She was so good in fact that I was actually starting to agree with what she was saying. I was almost cheering her on in my own mind.

When I left and finally started to think about what I had just moments ago agreed with, I felt like I had just had sex with Hitler.

She should go into Politics or something. I've never, EVER, been that engaged by someone speaking let alone an SP. The way she would say the words; the pitch and emotion, going perfectly with the actual message she was trying to convey was... almost hypnotic.

Anyways, it was a fucking weird experience.

And sex with Hitler is always a turn off.

 

[blkone]

Some random "moments":
-after 30 minutes in an hour session, SP started to cry for no reason... Kind of a mood killer

That's happened to me twice. It was bad. I felt bad, my dick felt bad. I felt like a rapist or something.

 

[metaeros]

Three strikes and you're out.

I opened the door upon the SP's arrival, and I was a bit disappointed with her face. Strike One. As is often the case, I let her in and waived my right of refusal.

She insisted on a drink, so I was forced to open the minibar and prepare a screwdriver. Strike Two. There goes the minibar charge.

We proceeded to the act in doggy. There was a terrible smell just like she had taken a shit and did not do a good job with her wiping! Strike Three! Aren't SP's supposed to shower? At this point Metaeros Jr. refused to continue given my disappointment in her countenance, the minibar charges, and the awful smell. I paid her to leave (heheh).


Some time later, a different SP commented on the fact that condoms can really stink, and she didn't like that. I suppose I have to rescind my third strike.

 

[oldbutartful]

I also met an SP who was extremely racist. Our after sex conversation got into something about the middle east and she went on this long Anti-Semitic and Anti-Muslim tirade. The worst part about it was... she was a very convincing speaker. She was so good in fact that I was actually starting to agree with what she was saying. I was almost cheering her on in my own mind.

When I left and finally started to think about what I had just moments ago agreed with, I felt like I had just had sex with Hitler.

She should go into Politics or something. I've never, EVER, been that engaged by someone speaking let alone an SP. The way she would say the words; the pitch and emotion, going perfectly with the actual message she was trying to convey was... almost hypnotic.

Anyways, it was a fucking weird experience.

And sex with Hitler is always a turn off.

At least she didn't rant and rave before the act and only killed the mood after ( A true politician deceive you nicely while smiling, get your vote then screw you well and truly after )

 

[tiannas]

I once met an SP who greeted me at the door of her apartment wearing nothing but fishnets and a see through bra. Sounds good, right? Well I walk in and there is a 4-5 year old girl sitting on the couch watching TV.

That is crazy! Poor kid...

 

[HornyForEver]

Well I walk in and there is a 4-5 year old girl sitting on the couch watching TV. I'm like "Ooo.Kkk" maybe her mother plans to make her play outside with her friends or something...

Honestly? Having sex with strange men while your 4-5 year old daughter is in your VERY SMALL apartment? Wtf?

You did mention in another thread that you are a psychiatric, therefore you are in a very good position to know how damaging this situation must be to a little child. Just curious, what did you do at the end? Did you stay and had sex with the mother? Did you walk out? Did you report the mother to DPJ?

 

[Kasey Jones]

The girl comes in the room looking very sleepy and despite several attempts on my part to get things going, the session is going really slow. Purposely so, IMO.

She has a super runny nose and is complaining that she took a sleeping pill that she mistook for sinus medication.

I don't generally mind a few white lies and untruths (I'm 45 minutes late because I was stuck in traffic... :smile: ), but please do not take me for a complete moron. Total turn off.

All this from a very well reviewed girl from a popular agency...

 

[blkone]

You did mention in another thread that you are a psychiatric, therefore you are in a very good position to know how damaging this situation must be to a little child. Just curious, what did you do at the end? Did you stay and had sex with the mother? Did you walk out? Did you report the mother to DPJ?

As I said, I left and no I did not report her to any protective services. The Apartment was clean, the kid was wearing clean, new clothes and she was being fed. I think the Mother was something of an air-head in a bad position, not an abusive mother.

 

[wasisname]

And sex with Hitler is always a turn off.

On the plus side, if I had sex with hitler I am sure he wouldn't like it and if anyone deserves a hate fuck from a fugly chud of the wrong gender its him.

I had a stripper go on and on about all sorts of new age bullshit. So here I am getting a lap dance and keeping quiet when every fibre of my being was silently wishing she would STFU or wanting to say something horrible. Pity she was hot.

That and the bad breath from an SP. Yikes.

And another one who kept the condoms in the bathroom so you get hard and she leaves the room to get one. Each time.

Oh a strippers who agree to dance for you but they have to speak to a friend. You see them walk to the other side of the club and go with a diffent guy to the back room. I mean WTF I can see you. This happened two visits in a row. About 20 years ago I had another stripper notice me notice her and walk towards her and it sure seemed like she was ducking me. Odd thing, I usually get good reactions from strippers. Either that or they go the extra mile to blow smoke up my ass. I don't dress well but I spend and am clean, don't maul them and follow the rules. That and soft hands.

Or this one time? At Band Camp? I mean Strip club when this older lady asked me who I was looking for. She was dressed normal so I assumed she was a manager. Then she started flipping on me telling me that these girls were somebody's daughter and that I looked like a serial killer. I can only hope she picked me out of a crowded room because I was sitting along but I've been told in normal life that I give off a creepy vibe.
I was going to leave, I was really angry, I don't deserve to be treated like an aninmal but decided to speak to a bouncer and she got tossed.

Holy fuck. Maybe I should just stay home and never leave the house.

 

[Turbodick]

I had a bone cracker recently. After some banging she would crack different parts of her body which she seemed to enjoy more than the sex. She had some injuries from an earlier car accident and apparently the cracking felt really good.

 

[Red Paul]

Holy fuck. Maybe I should just stay home and never leave the house.

But you're funny and that's something.

 

[gijoequest]

First thing that turn me off.... fake pics......... ughhh that killing me, i waste lots of time (2, 3 hour) searching for a particular tipe of sp, oppening the door and see Frankenstein!!! waste all that time for nothing she should be paying me for leavin...

My worst enconter ever (with real pic) the place was crappy, but really crappy. lots of cat, smell cat sh** like a lot, she was pretty but god that smell.... finish my thing get out of the room and guess what??? fall face to face with her bf, probably her mac!!! god...... i switch on defensive mode and i was ready for a fight if he mouve a bit closer to me (happyly for me i m 6,5 and 240 pds so it may play for me!!!). jump on my boot and get the hell outta there.... that was scarry and a freakin bad experience.

so girl, put real pic, clean your place and don t bring your mac!!!!!

 

[lgna69xxx]

What a classy guy, eh Tina? He must have been a baker or pastry chef lol

 

[hungry101]

LOL...One of the guys at ISG was saying that a buddy of his wears a big stop watch around his neck to the FKK. I keep thinking about that guy from public enemy Flavor-flav.

In the Rio Termas a buzzer goes off after 40 minutes. It reminded me of a basketball game when you are trying to get that last SOG.

 

[rollingstone]

For 99.9% of my encounters in Montreal, I place the white envelope in plain view and it is never mentioned and only taken at the end our time together, again without saying a word. While I will never dispute the SP's right to make sure its all there, how they go about doing it can be quite the mood killer.
In a few instances they will want to count it *after* the time is over, and I will find an excuse to go to the bathroom or check my e-mail so I don't watch her doing it. I don't have any problem with this and sometimes its just good practice when you have a stack of 20's.

What annoys me is when the SP does it at the beginning of the date and *insists* I must sit there and watch her do it, and then place the envelope in her bag. I have never had an encounter that began this way and ended well. In all instances there were either hygiene issues or a distinct lack of enthusiasm on her part that ended the date early. I did get the envelope back and gave her something for time spent and the driver, but none of these instances was with an B&S provider, all were legitimate agencies. In all cases it was with an SP that was not on the advertised roster and I was being encouraged to try out because none of my selections were available.

 

[TheDon]

I once had an SP ask for the donation up front. Not only did she count the money but she also inspected every bill in front of me.

I was really turned off at that moment but once she put away the money all was forgotten and a good time was had.

 

[Siocnarf]

Ok well... good point but hey....(once again) DON'T *&%$#-ING TIME ME :lol:

Maybe he was not timing you, but timing himself. At 5 MSOG per hour he seems like a real olympic sprinter trying to break his record. :lol: Me, I am not a clock watcher and I don't mind if the encounter carries on a bit longer.

It never bothered me how the lady deals with the money or how she operates. The rare times that I am turned off it's more subtle and it's difficult to pinpoint exactly what turned me off.

 

[BookerL]

I once had an SP ask for the donation up front. Not only did she count the money but she also inspected every bill in front of me.

I was really turned off at that moment but once she put away the money all was forgotten and a good time was had.

Hello all
At a certain moment fake bills where circulating in Montreal
some clients even regulars where trying to dupe the escorts .
Fake bills= No pay
A escort agency complaining to cops for having been paid with fake bills that is a Joke

Cheers


Booker

 

[tiannas]

In the Rio Termas a buzzer goes off after 40 minutes. It reminded me of a basketball game when you are trying to get that last SOG.

The washing machine at my incall was set to chime when the cycle was done. I threw in a load of wash at the start of a session, and about half way into the hour, it started chiming away. My client looked at me horrified, asking if that signalled our session was already up. We were just getting to the best part, lol!