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Flyingby

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Some people are so busy communicating in real life and developing actual social skills that, believe or or not, they don't even have time to spend 15 years on an online anonymous board...

Oops I did it again...

OMG hahahaha. Might have peed a bit there

Nice input from everyone. And i don’t think i will greet an sp like i greet a business partner. Female or male it’s a firm handshake looking in the eyes. There’s no sensuality or humour to it. Usually humour is used to get out of an uncomfortable situation and to lighten the mood. Will use it in meetings or business as a soft landing not an opening
In the summer i usually open with holy shit your hot and i nerd a cold shower. These days it’s. I need a hot shower cuz i shrank like a turtle
 

MaxxxEdge

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"I'm here for the gangbang..."





Wait, wrong forum... :confused:
 

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I never gave this much thought. My usual opening words are "Hi, I'm *****. May I take your coat?" usually followed by "May I offer you some <wine/champagne>?" or "Please help yourself to the Minibar"
 

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Ill admit that often, the first thing I say is "Stupid door !" Because my door lock gives me a hard time sometimes and it can take a few awkward seconds to open the door hahaha.
 

Sonia.von.Sacher

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The greeting at the door is a part of the encounter that I enjoy a lot. You have the opportunity to meet the HUMAN. And depending on the length and intensity of the session, it might be the only time you'll have that opportunity. I cherish it a lot. I don't have any specific line prepared because any one of these lines could be applicable to one's personality and clash with the other. I prefer to be personalized and spontaneous. But what I come out with usually put the person at ease pretty quickly. Well.. I think/hope so!


When I get out of the shower I usually put on a smile, look at her in the eyes and say "You are ok with me I do not scare you in any way?"

Which depending on the situation will be followed by:
"ok to big bang boum" if I see an absolute positive response in her eyes, or "I am going to like you" if the response seems all right or "Ho by the way you DFK only if you wish to" if the girl is still a bit ice cold, which they appreciate.
Cheers,

J'y ai jamais eu droit à ceux-là moi! Wonder why ;)

Is there anything wrong with greeting an escort as you would greet a new business client?

It never happened to me that a gentleman greets me by shaking my hand but I think I would perceive it as an indication of great nervosity. Just my two cents.

Greeting them like a new business client makes sense, after all it is a business transaction.
Be sure to exchange business cards right up front.
No need to get emotional, money and business are serious matters.

Don't know if you're kidding but I do have business cards :lol::lol: And I am not kidding. But you'd have to hide it very well in your wallet because it has some explicit (yet artistic) images on it
 

EagerBeaver

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It never happened to me that a gentleman greets me by shaking my hand but I think I would perceive it as an indication of great nervosity. Just my two cents.

What are you talking about? Where did I say anything about shaking hands? I never shook hands with an escort in my life. Obviously nobody gets what I was talking about. Most new clients have not chosen me, and do not know me. Instead, they are referred/assigned. It's essentially the same as meeting a stranger which is exactly what you do when you meet an escort. In my business when you meet someone for the first time they are meeting you because some third party has told them to, about something that is a cause of great stress in their lives, have great consternation about, and usually do not understand. If you are not good at putting them at ease you don't end up doing it for hundreds or thousands of clients for 20 years. It's a communication skill, and it translates into other parts of your life. Reading through some of the responses here all I can say is they are pretty clueless about what exactly my business is and it's likely different than everyone else's. I was more talking about the conversational aspect than the semantics. I think notions of canned lines was floated earlier in this thread, and they are never a good conversation starter. I do, however, have canned lines that are designed to explain concepts that most clients do not understand, and which break it down so they can. Those get used as we develop a working relationship.

At the end of the day, what the client wants to see is someone who not only knows what they are doing, but most importantly, is confident and has a plan. Confidence is the single most important thing for a man with any woman, whether it's an escort, girlfriend, SA girl, or one night stand girl you have met at a bar. It's in your body language and demeanor, it's in how you dress, and it's in how you talk. That's what I was getting at. Stuff like shaking hands is not what tells the client he or she has a competent and confident professional, it's everything else I mentioned. Someone once mentioned to me something I never forgot, which is that you should never be seen fumbling around a file, rummaging through papers or looking for something, which leads to an automatic negative impression that you are disorganized and "scrambling." Do it in Court in front of a jury, and you are dead meat. If you can't find your condom or that bottle of wine or the box of chocolate pretty quickly, an escort will form the same impression. If you can't find a quick and easy way to build some common ground and fumble around for words, the same.
 

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I just say "Hello, i'm XX" / "Salut, moi c'est XX", then i go with the flow. Nothing fancy, but that's what i do in real life when i meet someone for the first time. If i can put a joke here and there i do, but i don't think about it ahead.
 

TheBlob

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It never happened to me that a gentleman greets me by shaking my hand but I think I would perceive it as an indication of great nervosity.

It happened to me that a lady shook my hand after opening the door at an incall place though. She must have been really nervous. But she was very young, and very well known here (now retired). It was an awkward moment because i thought she was asking me for money upfront, but she wasn't.
 

Flyingby

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Haha petite garce. Things kind be a bit different at MUH. We introduced ourself in the shower when all action was over ;)

Cheers,

Shit! I forgot to ask for a duo shower after my session. Now i have to have another visit with unicorns
 

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Sallluttt poupéeeeeeeeeeee ha ha ha comme le Don Juan Austin Power ;))))
 
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