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What irritates you the most about posters on the board (any board) ?

Valentina Amante

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You wanna add about her character the place the parking the cleanliness the booking process etc i find that more beneficial
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i made her orgasm Repeatedly from daty dato and all sex positions and contortionist spiderman and the juices soaking wet squirting were flowing like the rivers of babylon and the niagra falls “ lol. Get my drift
It’s crazy how some fellas will think that it’s a one size fits all situation and that every client will get us to cum the same way… or if at all.

We can also be great actresses ;)
I am still awaiting my Juno award.
 

LeDodo

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Hi ti cul tight. I usually agree with TMI for general knowledge and stuff but on an escort review website it can be a slippery slope.

Some of the stuff guys write is just over the top and romanticized. Half the time it’s not even reality - it’s just the fantasy they cooked up in their heads and wished happened.

This actually causes problems for SPs because some guys are gonna get pissed / jealous he didn’t get that during their session and then he can contribute negatively which is never fun for us. And a lot of the time it’s turns into a pissing contest of how many times Bob came compared to Tom.

A perfect example: if I suck a guy’s balls, it’s because I’m already down there, can smell the cleanliness, and deem them lickable. But some guys show up unshaven and not nearly as clean as they think - then demand the same treatment because they read some detailed ballsack review. When I tell them “I don’t offer that” they may think the review is fake or someone’s lying.

So, TMI is sometimes not needed.
TMI gives expectations and too much subjectivity.
Even though on an objective feedback it can be misleading. Each moment of intimacy varies even between 2 people that meet constantly. So saying that you didn't get XYZ service at that time is also putting pressure to have it whereas maybe in the moment other things happened.
 
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urquell

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Some girls gang up on you and publicly berate you if you don’t agree with their threads or their opinions
That's true, and it's a problem on this board, but it's also understandable because of the way the board is set up. The ladies are not here (so much) for fun public discussion and to pass the time. For all that they provide context and a useful point of view and information they're here primarily to promote a business. For the hardliners anything that interferes with their narrative on how they want to promote that business is to be dismissed or discredited so as not to interfere with bookings and pro SP (or pro personal) preferences in processes and etiquette. Of course they're going to go against you, even if you're another SP, if you're interfering with that narrative. They're in competition against you for business. I totally understand that, because if your primary reason for being here is to promote your business then of course you want to do that in the most advantageous way possible. The problem is that what's best for SPs isn't always what's best for clients, and clients aren't here to generate business. They're here for information and entertainment. For many clients the SP's relentless self-promotion is off-putting, but for inexperienced clients they are presented with what to them is the "normal" way to do things by the SPs here on the board, who of course want to "train" their clients well. Anything that goes against client training is to be greatly discouraged as well, which can set them up in conflict against the men. lol. Naturally for the MERB simp-hony orchestra anything said by the SPs is gold and they'll turn on their fellow clients in the hope that they'll get an approving smile and a little rub on the tummy from the girls. :)

Honestly given all the opposing groups and the push-pull-bury-exalt culture here it's a wonder that the board is as relatively civilized as it is.
 

Valentina Amante

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The problem is that what's best for SPs isn't always what's best for clients, and clients aren't here to generate business.
Exactly. Many SPs act like there’s only one way to do things. Sorry toots - I run my own business, and no one tells me how things should be done. I’m an Indy for a reason. What works for you doesn’t work for me, and vice versa. Some women in the industry gaslight the whole community into thinking there’s a single “right” way to book. The girls don’t pay my bills - I couldn’t give a rat’s ass if they dislike me. I’m not here to make friends. Especially fake ones.

For many clients the SP's relentless self-promotion is off-putting, but for inexperienced clients they are presented with what to them is the "normal" way to do things by the SPs here on the board, who of course want to "train" their clients well.
It’s the desperate rebranding, sales or constant churn of new slogans that cracks me up. Think about it - a big franchise or company doesn’t need to shove self-promotion down everyone’s throat. Their brand is strong, credible, and speaks for itself. They don’t need to be in everyone’s newsfeeds constantly :D

Naturally for the MERB simp-hony orchestra anything said by the SPs is gold and they'll turn on their fellow clients in the hope that they'll get an approving smile and a little rub on the tummy from the girls. :)
I read this as simp-hoRny
And spot on! So many members treat what SPs say like gospel truth - when it’s all completely subjective, and plenty of other women wouldn’t run their business that way… which is fine. To each their own.

Honestly given all the opposing groups and the push-pull-bury-exalt culture here it's a wonder that the board is as relatively civilized as it is.
Lmao yes! It can get nasty very quickly. I guess everyone has been making efforts here lately. Who knows :p
 

chowzilla

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definitely the keyboard warriors. members who use this board as their fantasy diary.

constantly seeing members chiming in a review thread of an SP who they haven't even seen or don't even plan on seeing, SOMEHOW have an opinion. Most of the time just agreeing with what was previously said, trying to boost their posting stats.

I know several members who are notoriously hated in the industry by agencies and SPs and yet they are still running wild on the boards acting like they're hotshots. Bro, I know you're banned, how can you say "everytime i see her...", or "I have good mileage... bla bla bla".

exaggerated reviews has always been an issue, but with enough experience... you should be able to read between the lines :)

I digress because I also fell into this hype but I try to be more mindful.
 
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CLOUD 500

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This is a non issue now but what irrates me the most are certain members who are the exact opposites to me on the political spectrum, I use facts to debate but when they cannot debate anymore they start to insult. During covid the same three members using laugh emojis, I sometimes had over 10 notifications of laugh emojis by the same member. Seems some cannot handle others who got a different political view then themselves and should use facts to debate their point rather then insult.
 

Valentina Amante

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This is a non issue now but what irrates me the most are certain members who are the exact opposites to me on the political spectrum, I use facts to debate but when they cannot debate anymore they start to insult. During covid the same three members using laugh emojis, I sometimes had over 10 notifications of laugh emojis by the same member. Seems some cannot handle others who got a different political view then themselves and should use facts to debate their point rather then insult.
This is how I imagine them:

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envelopes

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The phoney over the top embellished reviews.

theres that quote by mike tyson that always comes to mind about this. “ social media made yall comfortable disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it “

What im not a fan of, the phoney embellished reviews. ( which are most and numerous ) believing something that isnt This goes to your comment broderick about bout thinking their badass behind the keyboard . Also the hate ( yes strong word but true) alot of members have towards marriage and being in a couple.
Agreed. There are several posters I immediately just skip their reviews.

That’s the first type.

2nd type are the similar, people who try to extort SPs by saying they will write bad reviews if they don’t do the things they want. Have read many obviously fake bad reviews of SPs.

3rd type are the actual abusers. I got pretty turned off from this board when an SP I had been seeing for many many years told me a somewhat prominent poster drugged her. She said her post about it years ago was deleted. My post about it got deleted. That poster is still very active.
 

EastWind

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What is funny through various circumstances you end up meeting these people in person. Especially for example how there were various GTs for the Montreal hobby scene. I never went to these GTs btw but have met a few of these folks. Totally different kind of people when meeting face to face. Pretty chill in person but once back online again they continue to scream at you. Ha ha. Also reaching out to you asking if you can hook them up with a job at your company.

A "good" thing about this hobby I have come to realize is that you both can bang the same girl(s) and not wanting to kill each other like in civilian relationships as there is the lack of jealousy. What is "bad" about it is that there is a possible element of competitiveness with some white knightism thrown in if there are feelings developed with the girl. That fades away apparently as new girls come along.
 
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Jacobisrael

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Exactly. Many SPs act like there’s only one way to do things. Sorry toots - I run my own business, and no one tells me how things should be done. I’m an Indy for a reason. What works for you doesn’t work for me, and vice versa. Some women in the industry gaslight the whole community into thinking there’s a single “right” way to book. The girls don’t pay my bills - I couldn’t give a rat’s ass if they dislike me. I’m not here to make friends. Especially fake ones.
Things I hate are SIMPle

Simps and white knights that in real life would piss on themselves being shy seeing either the SPs or the guys that they deem as the bad ones.
The very few SPs that try to tell guys how to behave (not things like shower be clean,
Etc). I’m talking about the ones that are judging what they want to do. For example if a 60 year old guy want to sleep with an 18 year old girl. Some gang up on him and try to make the guy look like a pedophile. The same SPs would accept a client that is 18. Talking about hypocrisy. If there is money involved it’s all good according to them.
These kind of SPs (very few that are loud) act as if they are the mother of these guys.
News flash: most people here have a mom or had one that can never be replaced especially not with someone much younger than them lol

As for “pornstar“ type reviews I’m not a fan. But I hate them even more if the girl is the type to do the star in bed and that says like 4 words in the whole session.
I’ll give you a pass if the girl is intense and fun (although I’m not one to talk like that lol)
 
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EastWind

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That is all that comes to mind. Even winning some online argument I still have to wipe and flush afterwards and put my pants on one leg at a time.
 

mtremblay

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People that don't read and ask something that is literally written a few replies ago.
Those who don't do any effort and create a new post to ask stuff like "Who is the best (insert some widely offered fantasy) provider?" However, I don't care when it's a niche fantasy (like a muppets master HJ).
 

Valentina Amante

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Funny this picture makes think when most on this board is asked to describe themselves , they are all sevens go to the gym fit and whatever else. This picture applies is no many ways lol . Also these are the same making those reviews.
Got an inquiry this morning from a guy saying he’s “handsome af” and that I’m “guaranteed to like him”… Funny how 99% of the time it’s the exact opposite.

If only they knew that talking like this makes my pussy drier than two-day-old toast…

Also complete silence after I sent my rates. Hahaha. It’s always like that! Funny how the ego was loud, but his wallet went mute the second I sent my rates.
 

philonius

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Literally nothing really bothers me about this place. There are very few opinions I care about in totality, let alone here, and there are far worse corners of the internet. I post bc I want to, write reviews the way I want to read them, and spend as little/much time as I choose. It's hilarious to read people being mad at posters who post all the time AND posters who don't post enough simultaneously. Or reviewers that review with a lot of info/descriptors AND those that don't provide much.

These letters are free, y'all. You can't be upset for what you paid for them.
 

Lionelmessi

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People that don't read and ask something that is literally written a few replies ago.
Those who don't do any effort and create a new post to ask stuff like "Who is the best (insert some widely offered fantasy) provider?" However, I don't care when it's a niche fantasy (like a muppets master HJ).
can’t find that niche fantasy thread you mentioned is there a link ? Asking for a friend…
 

Zero_Six

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The power imbalance. If you're a verified SP and supporting member you can insult people without consequence. Rarely happens but I've been called a neckbeard, so desperate/sad that I'm only here to get free interactions with SPs, and that I'm a brainwashed idiot (not in those words, but implied quite heavily). All I did to deserve the insults was disagree with them. If I were to respond to their insults with insults, I'd be suspended/banned.

I get it though. They're helping fund the site and draw in users. Thank goodness for the ignore user option.