What is the creepiest thing you ever seen, told by, did with a SP, Massage/SC girl
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An SP told me that she crapped out a condom. Near she can figure is that a client left it in there when he withdrew.
I asked an SP once what was the strangest request she ever got.
She told me that a client wanted to insert a baseball bat in her anus.
She got the fuck out of there real fast.
Luckily for me I never experienced anything creepy with an SP.
She told me that a client wanted to insert a baseball bat in her anus.
She got the fuck out of there real fast.
Luckily for me I never experienced anything creepy with an SP.
Passing 90 minutes straight in a cheap motel room, everything was off, in the dark...with as guy stoned as fuck, hallucinating his girlfriend was on the other side of the door...so I was looking at a closed TV until my driver get here (ask me how much I loved working in agencies...lol) while this john was starring at this door handle...asking me every once in a while if I saw it moved...pointing at it and arguing with me, while whispering, because he knows it turned a bit and can't believe I didn't noticed...It took my driver to pass in the hallway to tell him there is nobody on our floor to let him open me the door....
Once upon a time, years and years ago... :tape:
I was in a very intense session with a lovely girl, taking her from behind, and as it was my 2nd time it took me a while to reach the final point. It was very intense... After a while I was finally done. I pulled out... Shit! I'm no longer wearing the condom! It was stuck inside the woman's vagina. She tried to get it. Could not, it was too deep. She asks me to get it, as I have big hands and long fingers (I'm 6'4" after all!). I had to go deeper in her than I ever thought I could, slowly, gently, finally got to touch something deep inside, squeezed it between my index and major... Pulled it out! Yeeeeeh!
We both got tested after that, but we were both clean so no harm done.
CA
I was in a very intense session with a lovely girl, taking her from behind, and as it was my 2nd time it took me a while to reach the final point. It was very intense... After a while I was finally done. I pulled out... Shit! I'm no longer wearing the condom! It was stuck inside the woman's vagina. She tried to get it. Could not, it was too deep. She asks me to get it, as I have big hands and long fingers (I'm 6'4" after all!). I had to go deeper in her than I ever thought I could, slowly, gently, finally got to touch something deep inside, squeezed it between my index and major... Pulled it out! Yeeeeeh!
We both got tested after that, but we were both clean so no harm done.
CA
Maybe you should. I agree that the time is the time and a gentleman should respect it and if the time is likely to exceed the plans, he should try to politely extend it.
But given the probably most of the men here are old enough to be your dad, the age comment was in poor taste and I found it complete a negative toward my plans of meeting up with you one day.
A few years ago I met a young woman from Mtl who was doing incal in a hotel room in Qc. She had been recommended to me by another escort I liked. It was about 6 in the morning and I was really horny and the girl was really cute. So this ended up being an action packed session which lasted the whole hour with lots of bbbj, daty and mpos. But when the hour ended I had not comed yet but I really wanted to, so I asked the girl if I could buy an extra 5 minutes, which she agreed to at a very reasonable price. So the session ended with an explosive cim and I still feel grateful to her for extending the time.
Jesus freaking Christ!! When I was 19, I was seeing that 48 years, married MILF... (once per 10-14 days her and I alone, and once or twice per week with her husband)... and she got me emancipated like I couldn't even dream to reach this level in my whole life...as I sure ignored back then it was possible to get this euphoric and aroused for one individual.... and our relationship lasted 10 months.
I always favored being the younger one (of 10-20 years) when I was in my early twenties....and as I get older, I get closed (age wise) to my lovers and it doesn't bother me....
People younger than 25 AND haven't work in this industry end up pretty quick to be annoying me with their superficial ignorance and immaturity... I know they are not all like this but I have no time to search the very rare pearls in an impressive and empty oyster bed...
Sam; do some research about cougars and MILF...if it is not men biggest fantasy, it is a very closed call (probably right after a threesome with 2 friends/sisters...lol)
Sam: lolll at 19, even 25...guys approach me and admit within the second sentences their fantasies towards cougars...(I'm 31!!)...And 4 years ago, a guy came to me and said :"your picture should be in the dictionnary, next to "Milf""...I had to school him about the meaning of MILF (not "Mother I'd like to fuck"...but the real one "Maid in late fourthies").... :doh: ....so, basically, they did a kind of survey and the result was: cougars/milf are the number 1 men's fantasy... Well, if MILF /cougars includes 25years and older mother...ladies over 30.........it covers almost every women!! :lol:
Maxxxx; same here!!! younger ones are mostly just showing off..kind of Paris Hilont in her "porn" movie...lolll...as passive as a blow-up doll....
Maxxxx; same here!!! younger ones are mostly just showing off..kind of Paris Hilont in her "porn" movie...lolll...as passive as a blow-up doll....
I responded to a ad for private massage in the south shore. The lady was a GILF in her mid 50s. She offered a full menu. During the massage I hear someone moving around in the house. It was her 70 something geezer of a BF/husband/SO. I caught sight of him when I was leaving. She had this sort of display in the corner of her basement. I could see very high spike heel black leather boots, leather corsets and assorted toys. My guess is that she was angling for repeat business. I only saw her ad a few times then it disappeared. Maybe they blew through their Freedom 55 and needed an alternative biz.
I don't know. Back in the day I wanked it off to women of all ages. I can remember well preserved older women were a kinky thrill come fantasy time.
It still grow in trees (as a Dominant woman, truste me: my life would be much easier if I could fall in love with women!
ound: )...but ladies understood a famous quote from Oscar Wilde: Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.So the women in the 70s discovered (a bit late, considering it is known as the oldest profession in the world) what really grows in trees wasn't pussies, but wallets... :whip:
**FYI: I obviously popularized the feminist movement so everyone can understand,....right? :lol: **
Maxxx: Re-read my last post: it still does!! I saw many sp for free over the years (mostly indies), I just never posted reviews since I knew it wasn't about money, they aproached me for their fantasy: they wanted to be dominated by another woman! (sex isn't about money, it is about power!)**The only 2 reviews I posted here was a professional intercourses where I was the client (alone or with a man)! **...Look a Playboy Masion, when you have the money, pussies will grow anywhere you want..
But back in the days, women discovered they got between their legs men's ultimate weakness; ladies get cheated on for pussy, played/lied/manipulated/fooled/hurt for a pussy...but they were still dependant of their husband and still living under male domination..... They wanted independance and empowerment....and they nailed a pretty good way to get it.
**...Look a Playboy Masion, when you have the money, pussies will grow anywhere you want..But back in the days, women discovered they got between their legs men's ultimate weakness; ladies get cheated on for pussy, played/lied/manipulated/fooled/hurt for a pussy...but they were still dependant of their husband and still living under male domination..... They wanted independance and empowerment....and they nailed a pretty good way to get it.
Budapest has Prague beat on so many levels, porn included. Girls are easily on par with those of Montreal and cheaper too. Hungarian girls are generally warmer than the CZ girls. Though there are a few notable exceptions, they generally fuck better too. YMMV. That said, only two girls ever have been able to make me double pop... One was Czech, the other Hungarian...
And I lost all those years to think it was just a coincidence to see men showing vulnerability during the 70s...such as sadness (cry), fear, jealousy, etc... It wasn't a fluke: they reached a breaking point! :lol:
I see clear now!
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