What is the creepiest thing you ever seen, told by, did with a SP, Massage/SC girl

[MaxxxEdge]

Maxxx: Re-read my last post: it still does!! I saw many sp for free over the years (mostly indies), I just never posted reviews since I knew it wasn't about money, they aproached me for their fantasy: they wanted to be dominated by another woman! (sex isn't about money, it is about power!)**The only 2 reviews I posted here was a professional intercourses where I was the client (alone or with a man)! **...Look a Playboy Masion, when you have the money, pussies will grow anywhere you want..

But back in the days, women discovered they got between their legs men's ultimate weakness; ladies get cheated on for pussy, played/lied/manipulated/fooled/hurt for a pussy...but they were still dependant of their husband and still living under male domination..... They wanted independance and empowerment....and they nailed a pretty good way to get it.

I'm not as hot as you are, lol. That, or my agriculture skills simply suck...

To be honest, I don't really chase/seek pussy, so perhaps it would be easier if I actually went looking for it. I consider myself a fairly average guy,, unlike some of my friends who can look at a girl and make her panties drop. In general, for me, sex is "available" when they want something from me... money, favor, photos, power, etc. There is nothing wrong with this of course, but sometimes you want to be wanted for you and not what you can do for them, lol. It's easy to go buy that juicy apple/mango/<insert your favorite fruit>, and Montreal is one of the greatest fruit stands in the world. Going out to the orchard and picking your own fruit on your own is not so easy... for me at least.

 

[MaxxxEdge]

The criticism I have always heard about Budapest as compared to Prague is that relatively fewer people (and ladies) speak English.

And I think that Czech women age better.

But one of the most popular escorts in NYC was a touring Hungarian. Blonde hair, huge boobs on a slim frame, and did anal as easily as vaginal. Like every guy in NYC, local or tourist, must have fucked her once, me included. She had a 40-50 page TER review thread.

I think one big difference between the 1970s/1980s and today was the lack of the Internet and the disapproval that Playboy and Hugh Heffner always had about directly purchased sex. Hugh wanted every guy to buy all the apparatus to attract women seeking a rich guy, who could then hope she put out. Maybe it wasn't a coincidence that advertisements appeared in his magazine for pussy-magnet sports cars and fine stereo systems.

The only mention I remember of commercial sex was an excellent editorial in Srew Magazine by the publisher revealing that the best sex he ever had was from an escort. Maybe he was more honest than Hugh Heffner or even Larry Flynt. And most of us now are relatively likely to buy an hour or two with an excellent escort, than to put that money into an account to fund the purchase of a fancy sports car, that might, but probably won't, provide a greater opportunity to get laid by demonstrating that we have wealth and are willing to spend it on women (if anything is indeed left over after the purchase of the sports car).

I know the porn side of things much better than the SP side of things, especially with respect to Central Europe, but in general, I don't have a problem communicating with Hungarians or Czechs.

Czech women aging better is debatable. Best friend (with benefits) for a couple of years is Czech and she has aged remarkably well, but my last scene in Budapest was with Nesty who looks like she did when she started in the business 10 years ago. Both are/were industry girls for a decade or more, neither drinks or parties, both live healthily overall. I could go on with several more examples, but you get my point.

Southern California is the land of "see and be seen"... anyone can pick up a girl in a Ferrari, if you can't you have more problems than you know, lol. The trick is to be able to pick one up in a $1,000 car... then you know it's about you.

 

[Kinky Cinderella]

I consider myself a fairly average guy,, unlike some of my friends who can look at a girl and make her panties drop. In general, for me, sex is "available" when they want something from me... money, favor, photos, power, etc.

Power is not in the look! But it is in the attitude and the self-confidence...the poweris when someone trust you enough to take them anywhere you want even if they re blinded with a tissu because they have a full and total trust in you..while they let you taking them, they are free of thinking/wondering/worrying and just gowith the flowand enjoying focusing on themself...a complete freedom...this is the roots of bdsm...but people mixed it up with sexuality: bdsm is something spiritual...not sexual! The funniest part is when I started my courses in psychology and I saw few types of intervention named exactly as some option I was providing as a Mistress...so yes, genuine bdsm is in the head: litteraly a mind fuck (harmless) moment...I disscovered submission last year with men and damn! I am having total blast...so much that I just refuse to be the dominant in my personal intimacy (as a Pro-Domme, it is another story!)...But we are getting of topic here..

To get back on topic I could say the worse thing I heard/did/saw was mainly in BDSM sesion, mainly with people doing it for the wrong reason... :tape:

 

[MaxxxEdge]

I agree, like I was saying in the 70s it was easy , the highway from Budapest to Lake Balaton(the only one in the country) had just opened, if you had a car, which was rare for a young guy you could stop buy the service station or along the highway and take your pick of young women hitchhiking to the nightclubs, restaurants on the lake. It was the highway to pussy heaven.

A little bit before my time, but sounds like I missed out on a golden era. I've been to Hungary a couple of dozen times or more, but I never can seem to make it out of Budapest. Lake Balaton has been on my to-do list for quite some time now... I would have been there already had they completed the circuit they started building a few years back.

 

[MaxxxEdge]

Power is not in the look! But it is in the attitude and the self-confidence...the poweris when someone trust you enough to take them anywhere you want even if they re blinded with a tissu because they have a full and total trust in you..while they let you taking them, they are free of thinking/wondering/worrying and just gowith the flowand enjoying focusing on themself...a complete freedom...this is the roots of bdsm...but people mixed it up with sexuality: bdsm is something spiritual...not sexual!

Spoken like a true Top, lol. I was being a bit facetious as this is a hobby forum with relatively little reference to BDSM. My dear friend, mentor, and big brother is Luc Wylder (if you don't know him, look him up) -- he was THE bondage master for Bizarre in his heyday. Old school... not the shock and extreme style of Kink. As you know, the most effective power is subtle, not in your face...

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

Once the time is up : "Total turnoff why would you tell me the hour is up when I was gonna come soon could have done 5 more minutes, I'm gonna write a bad review"

Idk. Like, you're my dad's age. Don't expect me to service you for free and threaten me because I refused to masturbate you past our time together... That is creepy. Lol.

A few times I have had an escort go a little over to finish me off, if I was with someone who all the sudden stooped and said time is up without warning saying time is up I would put that in the review. I am all of the majority here, an old guy.
Just my opinion but poor business practice, would 3 to 5 minutes have ruined your day?
I speak my mind also.

 

[Julia Sky]

STN it's over. I was glad it was, and you bring it back...

It was already mentionned that I did warn him 10mins prior.

I had no other appointment after but did have shit to do (as in : I have a life). And as I told him... I did go over time on many many occasions with my clients. MANY MANY people could tell you they went way over time with me lol. To enjoy wine, music, conversation... Not to masturbate a first time client who wont stay hard and has zero chemistry with me, and other things I did not and will not mention here... How do I know its 3 to 5 minutes ? Could as well have been 15-20... Plus the shower at the end.

Srsly PM me if you want to keep talking about this.


Thaaaaannnkkkkkks.

 

[LEANDRE]

Much ado about nothing ! ( Shakespeare )...Some people simply cannot let GO...
Einstein put it another way ; two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe !
Julia ,you are a great person at every level,and YOU DO HAVE PATIENCE

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

It was already mentionned that I did warn him 10mins prior.

I never read that part... my apologies..... just got back from a leave and did not read all the threads, my mistake.
Sorry

 

[Joe Pistone]

This is really creepy. A SP asked me for $20,000. She mentions on several occasions to me she wanted to change careers and might buy a business. One day she e-mails me and tells me to meet her at a restaurant downtown. (important ) I arrive at 2.30pm and she tells me to have a seat and goes away. The place is deserted. A guy in a chefs jacket comes out of the back and asked me rudely what I want. The SP dashes over and tells him it is OK and he smirked and left. She had bought this existing restaurant, it was a quick lunch place one step up from a hot dog joint. She then hits me up for the $20k, I think to pay bills and salaries. I told he that I would call her and ran out of there like she set me on fire. I cut off all contact after that.

 

[lady_lover]

My creepy experience....
I think this was the first time I was with an SP. I was in Frankfurt, at a SexInn. It was early around 11AM. Went inside and sat down on the bed and took off my clothes. Next she tells me "Give me more money" I said I just paid you (which I did) and she starts yelling at me for more money and reaches under the bed, and starts pressing a button.
At that point I went down the 5 flights of stairs getting dressed as I went. Still had my shirt off when I went out into the street. Talk about traumatizing!

 

[lady_lover]

well it was the last SP at a place like that...But you know us guys, we don't often think with the head above our shoulders.

 

[Dr. Richard Kimball]

I called a lady advertising SP services. When I met her see seemed the mid 40s MILF/unattainable lady that married into money type. She told me she had a $400/day coke habit. She found coke in her 20 year old sons pocket when she was doing his laundry, and caught the habit by trying the product.

 

[Gordon Ramsay]

I know a woman that works privately as a masseuse. She was telling me this story of a regular client that would come to see her. One day he calls for an appointment and shows up drunk. He is mumbling and staggering. On the table he falls asleep on his back during the massage. The guy was a large man and he was full of beer. At one point the guy starts to piss his load of beer. She starts to panic and grabs his dick but the stream kept coming. Finally she grabs his clothes and throws it on top of him.

 

[Blaupunkt]

There was a woman that was reviewed here on this board for her massages. She got hot and cold reviews. Some people thought she was great, and some thought she was strange. There were reviews where people told that she would take appointments and then refuse to open the door when they showed up. she was careful of people and very squirrelly. She is long gone back to the back woods where she came from. The reason she was so suspicious of people was that she was living under an assumed name and a fugitive.

 

[jalimon]

Back in the early days (bout 4-5 years ago) got to a cheap motel in Laval.

I knock on the door and I hear aloud "Come in"... I hesitate... I open the door only to see a whale walking towards me (as big but actually uglier)... I drop 20$ on the floor and ran the 100m to my car faster then Usain Bolt's Olympic record.

Cheers,

 

[cpp433]

Back in the early days (bout 4-5 years ago) got to a cheap motel in Laval.

I knock on the door and I hear aloud "Come in"... I hesitate... I open the door only to see a whale walking towards me (as big but actually uglier)... I drop 20$ on the floor and ran the 100m to my car faster then Usain Bolt's Olympic record.

Cheers,

The only way she wouldve gotten $20 from me is if it dropped from my cold dead hand

 

[hungry101]

Jaliman - I once ran down the stairs of a Holiday Inn. I think dropping 20$ is a good diversion. LOL

 

[Gungrir]

I did not read all the pages just skimmed through it. But the weirdest things escorts told me clients asked from them was. Top 5: 5. Can you have sex with my dog while I watch? 4. Can we have a threesome with my dog? 3/2. Client climbing through an escort's motel window and watched her sleep 2/3. Can you collect the used condoms from your clients and give them to me? 1. Hi, I'm HIV+ would you do me bareback full service for 10k? (Reason, why I cannot see escorts that bareback full service. WTF!). (she said no btw)
As for me the top three weirdest thing that happened to me were. 3. Escort inviting me when there are people in the house. 2. Session interrupted by an unexpected guest. 1. The "boyfriend" of the escort waiting outside of the door and the face to face encounter with him after I was done. Oh and that same escort told me she was off a depression and might have tried to end herself....

I do see the appeal of agencies, now lol

 

[Mr. Banana]

I have seen a SP with deep whip marks on her ass, not the S & M type. The wound and heal type.