What is the obsession?

[Special K]

What facts? She did not speak badly about you. She said you're a super nice guy who helped her but you got too attached and she felt weird. She did not insult you...she only pushed you away.

As for any claims that I was ever abusive or threatened any SP, that is laughable. All the SPs I've met tell me if all their clients were as easy as me, this job would be a joke. No kidding.

GG

Don't believe everything you hear little fella. In actuality, what I bolded is the laughable statement here. Then again, according to you, every one of these gals is so fucked in the head, how could you actually believe what they're telling you anyway?

SK

 

[General Gonad]

Sorry GG, but biblical SP advocates and their relatives are not allowed to participate.

Genealogists have told me that "I" am a direct descendant of Mary Magdalene.

GG

 

[z/m(Ret)]

The Return of the GGoddess

Genealogists have told me that "I" am a direct descendant of Mary Magdalen.

GG

That would explain your enchanting voice.

 

[La Femme]

All the SPs I've met tell me if all their clients were as easy as me, this job would be a joke. No kidding.

GG

Of course! It would be a joke to get paid 160$ an hour only to hear someone complain about the hobby!

 

[Special K]

Genealogists have told me that "I" am a direct descendant of Mary Magdalen.

GG

Wasn't she an sp too? We may have found the root of ALL of GG's problems.

 

[General Gonad]

Don't believe everything you hear little fella. In actuality, what I bolded is the laughable statement here. Then again, according to you, every one of these gals is so fucked in the head, how could you actually believe what they're telling you anyway?

It's not that they're "fucked in the head'; it's just that they're professional liars. I don't believe what they're telling me. A lot of them like spreading bullshit rumors to make you feel that you're special and that "he" is an idiot. Whatever... .....when I think back at all the crap SPs have told me, I wonder if 5% of it was true.

GG

 

[z/m(Ret)]

Wasn't she an sp too? We may have found the root of ALL of GG's problems.

She was last seen footing a cross so I think you are on to something.

 

[z/m(Ret)]

It's not that they're "fucked in the head'; it's just that they're professional liars. I don't believe what they're telling me. A lot of them like spreading bullshit rumors to make you feel that you're special

SP's say I'm nothing special, does it mean I'm special?

 

[Special K]

SP's say I'm nothing special

That's not what they've told me about you after I've shelled out $180 to chat for an hour.

 

[General Gonad]

(ah, I'm just full of metaphors tonight)

Well, you're full of something, that's for sure.

GG

P.S. I am just kidding.

 

[General Gonad]

SP's say I'm nothing special, does it mean I'm special?

If SPs tell you the old "wow, your cock is so big!", then start worrying.

GG

 

[z/m(Ret)]

That's not what they've told me about you after I've shelled out $180 to chat for an hour.

Don't believe what they tell you because - ALL TOGETHER! - they are all liars ! ! !

 

[General Gonad]

Of course! It would be a joke to get paid 160$ an hour only to hear someone complain about the hobby!

I only do that in between DATY and doggie.

GG

 

[z/m(Ret)]

If SPs tell you the old "wow, your cock is so big!", then start worrying.

GG

No I'm the kind who gets the old: "You need to integrate. Now if you will excuse me I need to run away"

 

[General Gonad]

Hmm, dysfunctional, or adaptive?

Perhaps they're both.

GG

 

[z/m(Ret)]

No ..just K is Special
You guys must be getting old now....a happy fight ...

Who's fighting? This place is filled with love, man! Feel the groove and take your pants down!

 

[General Gonad]

Especially if you asked her for her opinion (you know, professional liar).

(bad, bad, moi)

There was an SP who once got mad at me on the boards and wrote that I was a few inches short of satisfying her. This came as a total shock to me as all I remember was she was so dumb that I made sure she was choking on my manhood so she didn't continue spewing out more bullshit. There were enough inches to shut her up for two hours.

GG

 

[General Gonad]

I don't wanna wake the groove upstairs....yet...wanna see who gets the last obsessive post in..

"I" bid you all good night.

GG

 

[z/m(Ret)]

.........
OK Zig, you and da babe have the room to yourself now...Night all.

Don't leave! I can't deal with intimacy! (plus I suck in bed...)

 

[General Gonad]

[/insert "Friendly voice" on Walmart intercom]

... and don't forget to drive your cart by aisle 9! The happy-face dude has been busy chopping the price of dignity today!

[/end of "Friendly voice" on Walmart intercom]

t76,

It was more like this:

[/insert "Horny voice" on Walmart intercom]

... and don't forget to drive your cart by aisle 9! That JAG has one great ass ...prices remain to be determined.

[/end of "Horny voice" on Walmart intercom]

bonne nuit ma cochonne.

GG