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What is the trashiest sexual experience you've had?

MaxxxEdge

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MaxxxEdge:

You are right to say that THIS experience cold me very much to hire a "male" photographer or even to hire people to much implicated in the "hobby". That was not the first time that I deal with a man as implicated surrounding escorts/boards and I think I have my lesson learned. I know you probably want to be very nice by offering a small shoot in exchange of visibility...

I think you misunderstood... I don't need the visibility. My (mainstream) work is actually pretty well published, and I doubt I would generate any publicity by having my name on your site. My offer was selfless, the photo credit mentioned because I have found that "free/gratis" usually costs the most. This way you could pay without really paying. My hourly rates are actually on par with MTL SP's, and I generate enough income from my side work that I wouldn't have to accept your money if you were to actually hire me. I simply offered my services to you to "pay it forward" so to speak. What you do with it doesn't matter to me either way.
 
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Getting back on subject. The weirdest part of this thread is that most of my best sexual experiences were with SP’s except for with my ex wife. The worst experiences were for the most part with certain GF’s. I remember one which lasted only one night, had put on so much baby power that during coitus the air because clouded up with fine white particles. It was snowing right there in the room, lol.
 

cloudsurf

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My worst experience was in my early twenties when I picked up a cute girl at a bus stop and brought her home.
No time to waste we went straight to my bedroom and started making out.
Within a few minutes my hand was down her panties and I started rubbing her clit.
She whispered that I had just found her magic button as I started smelling a nauseating stench.
I pulled my hand out and the stench coming from her pussy was so strong that I almost barfed.
Washed my hand and took her back to the bus stop.
I couldn`t wash that stench out of my fingers for several days,
Almost gave up on sex and didn`t perform DATY on any girl for the next 20 years
 

jalimon

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My god cloudsurf!! Had 2 or 3 daty in my life that tasted way too much like unfresh tuna but never that bad!

Cheers,
 

rumpleforeskiin

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I notice a lot of guys saying things like that. But I hope that you realize that particularly SP’s don’t give much credence to that.....
I'm delighted to learn that you know how SPs think. Just one question, do they all think alike, or do they have different outlooks and personalities? (I just love it when guys tell us what the girls think.)
 

Easy going

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Worst experience was also my first experience. I was 13 at the time and was attending a middle school dance one evening at my school. One of my dance partners, a classmate of mine, had told me that she wanted to try something in the classroom upstairs. We weren’t allowed to go , but I went anyways and you can probably guess what happened next. A teacher saw us, opened the door and started yelling and went completely haywire. It was really really embarrassing. We got in deep trouble. Aside from being suspended, her folks really let me have it as well. That was a really bad year for me at school. So this was my worst experience. To this day, I still wish that I could somehow turn back the clock and undo what happened.
 
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I'm delighted to learn that you know how SPs think. Just one question, do they all think alike, or do they have different outlooks and personalities? (I just love it when guys tell us what the girls think.)

Last time I looked inside, there were just cash registers. So absolutely identical outlooks and personalities. Rumpy, have you noticed that they all look alike also.
 

bignasty

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I hooked up with a big titted chick in a dance club in D.C. in my late 20's. While making out on the dance floor she began squeezing my balls - it really turned me off and hurt like hell - but I figured I was going to get laid, so man up. After 2 hours of dancing and drinking we proceed to her apartment where we are sitting on her bed making out. She stands up and drops her dress, followed by her bra, to the floor - now she is facing me while wearing only panties. I drop my pants and begin kissing, fondling her massive orbs, and grinding on her v, while on top of her in the bed. After about a minute she says "...STOP! - We need to wait and see what the Supreme Court has to say about this..." She then promptly passed out/fell asleep. Needless to say I got dressed in record time and got the hell out of there, never to see her again.
 

jalimon

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Une fois j'ai vu une sp alors que j'étais en boisson... Elle m'as demandé "Préfère tu être saoul dessus ou saoul dessous?" ;)

Cheers,
 
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