What is your 2012 Prediction?
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I predict that the Leafs will miss the playoffs, but come close enough that their fans will propose Burke for living sainthood, the Nobel Prize, the Fields Medal (because he has demonstrated such brilliance that he would have been the most accomplished mathematician in the world had he been so inclined), the Academy Award, honorary dog catcher and whatever other awards they can think of and be much encouraged for the future.
In 2012, i predict that.....
-Mitt Romney will be the GOP nominee for the presidency.
-Barak Obama will easily be elected to a 2nd term.
-The Montreal Canadiens will fail to make the playoffs.
-Randy Cunneyworth will be replaced by a french-canadian head coach.
-Andrei Kostitsyn, Hal Gill & Travis Moen will not be re-signed.
-Hillary Rodham Clinton will retire from politics & enter the private sector.
-Scott Gomez will still be a Hab for the beginning of the 2012-13 season.
-Struggling Habs forward Mike Cammallery will be booed on a regular basis.
-Steven Harper will still be the Canadian PM.
-Habs defenceman P.K. Subban will continue to struggle.
-December 21, 2012 will be 'business as usual'
-The likes of Breadman, James Joyce, El Buen Samaritano, Spartacus & Bob Crane will still be M.I.A.
- Belle Giselle of FKS will announce her retirement after giving it her all for 11+ years in this business.
-The Green Bay Packers will repeat as Superbowl champions.
-Michelle "The Energizer Bunny" and Marie-Eve of Asservissante will make brief comebacks.
-John Eleganza will announce that Emely will make a comeback, only to announce an hour later that she's once again got cold feet.
-People will continue asking if Miss Samantha a.k.a. Sammy has a webpage.
-The Toronto Maple Leafs will make the playoffs & surprise a lot of people.
-The Toronto Raptors will be competitive & surprise a lot of people, but still will not make the playoffs.
-The Toronto Blue Jays will barely miss the playoffs.
-The Boston Red Sox will be out of the playoffs come August.
-Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez will announce their engagement.
-The love affair between Bobby Valentine & Red Sox Nation will be shortlived.
-The N.Y. Yankees will not win the AL Championship.
-Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan will once again be sent to prison.
-A couple of pornstars will come forward to announce that Ashton Kutcher is the father of their newborns.
-Leafs coach Ron Wilson will be re-signed to a lucrative contract.
-Big fat loudmouth Rush Limbaugh will suffer a massive cerebral hemorrhage.
-A former First Lady will pass away.
-The Wicked Witch of Wassila will re-appear & criticize the 'liberal' media for so-called unfair attacks on her poor family.
-Lindsay Lohan will appear in a much-hyped porn movie; co-actors will include a black guy & a hot-looking lesbian.
-Legendary hobbyist Doc Holliday will return to Montreal in order to find the fountain-of-youth.
-Charlie Sheen will go off the wagon once again.
-And finally, a popular Merbite will pass away in 2012.
-Mitt Romney will be the GOP nominee for the presidency.
-Barak Obama will easily be elected to a 2nd term.
-The Montreal Canadiens will fail to make the playoffs.
-Randy Cunneyworth will be replaced by a french-canadian head coach.
-Andrei Kostitsyn, Hal Gill & Travis Moen will not be re-signed.
-Hillary Rodham Clinton will retire from politics & enter the private sector.
-Scott Gomez will still be a Hab for the beginning of the 2012-13 season.
-Struggling Habs forward Mike Cammallery will be booed on a regular basis.
-Steven Harper will still be the Canadian PM.
-Habs defenceman P.K. Subban will continue to struggle.
-December 21, 2012 will be 'business as usual'
-The likes of Breadman, James Joyce, El Buen Samaritano, Spartacus & Bob Crane will still be M.I.A.
- Belle Giselle of FKS will announce her retirement after giving it her all for 11+ years in this business.
-The Green Bay Packers will repeat as Superbowl champions.
-Michelle "The Energizer Bunny" and Marie-Eve of Asservissante will make brief comebacks.
-John Eleganza will announce that Emely will make a comeback, only to announce an hour later that she's once again got cold feet.
-People will continue asking if Miss Samantha a.k.a. Sammy has a webpage.
-The Toronto Maple Leafs will make the playoffs & surprise a lot of people.
-The Toronto Raptors will be competitive & surprise a lot of people, but still will not make the playoffs.
-The Toronto Blue Jays will barely miss the playoffs.
-The Boston Red Sox will be out of the playoffs come August.
-Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez will announce their engagement.
-The love affair between Bobby Valentine & Red Sox Nation will be shortlived.
-The N.Y. Yankees will not win the AL Championship.
-Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan will once again be sent to prison.
-A couple of pornstars will come forward to announce that Ashton Kutcher is the father of their newborns.
-Leafs coach Ron Wilson will be re-signed to a lucrative contract.
-Big fat loudmouth Rush Limbaugh will suffer a massive cerebral hemorrhage.
-A former First Lady will pass away.
-The Wicked Witch of Wassila will re-appear & criticize the 'liberal' media for so-called unfair attacks on her poor family.
-Lindsay Lohan will appear in a much-hyped porn movie; co-actors will include a black guy & a hot-looking lesbian.
-Legendary hobbyist Doc Holliday will return to Montreal in order to find the fountain-of-youth.
-Charlie Sheen will go off the wagon once again.
-And finally, a popular Merbite will pass away in 2012.
And how many merb handles, in addition to Kolofardos, will Tony create in 2012?
And will Tony finally get a life?
The sad thing is that he actually believes anyone here gives a damn about him. In his usual habitat he is a big fish in a puddle but here on MERB he is a guppy in an ocean and goes largely unnoticed. And then a mod scoops him up and flushes him down the toilet.
On feb 14, 2012, the cheap pipes of the fountain of youth will crack in the cold, flooding the subway with dirty re-circulated-youth and drowning a mysterious old prophet and youth-seeker. Sex workers of all description will go into mourning and retire in a monastery. Pretty much the end of the world.
- the turcott inter-change will come tumbling down to the ground.
the city will be protected on all levels with all those deaths on their hands, because they saw it coming..and took precautionary measures.
( with the various reports from engineers the fact that one said to destroy it(and rebuild it) , one said to fix it, and one said its in the middle..so they didnt have to go off one report alone )
-the citys garbage sucking underground system will fail, and start shooting the garbage out in the air..........
-a war with iran will slowly start
-the price of gas will tip over 2.25$, and reach 3.15$
-gold will hit 3900$ the ounce by the end of the summer...
and the american dollar will be worth half of what it is today.
-on ricky bonds 2 year anniversary of being a member of the board, i will pull out 3 new gems that will turn out to be many members favourite sp's of 2012..
the city will be protected on all levels with all those deaths on their hands, because they saw it coming..and took precautionary measures.
( with the various reports from engineers the fact that one said to destroy it(and rebuild it) , one said to fix it, and one said its in the middle..so they didnt have to go off one report alone )
-the citys garbage sucking underground system will fail, and start shooting the garbage out in the air..........
-a war with iran will slowly start
-the price of gas will tip over 2.25$, and reach 3.15$
-gold will hit 3900$ the ounce by the end of the summer...
and the american dollar will be worth half of what it is today.
-on ricky bonds 2 year anniversary of being a member of the board, i will pull out 3 new gems that will turn out to be many members favourite sp's of 2012..
In 2012:
(1)Europe will go bankrupt
(2)A new Mayan calendar cycle will begin
(3)10 more years to go before China becomes the next Super Power of the world!
:smile:
(1)Europe will go bankrupt
(2)A new Mayan calendar cycle will begin
(3)10 more years to go before China becomes the next Super Power of the world!
:smile:
I have visit China 3 times and i can tell you that is impossible that will surpass Usa soon,they will have a new revoltion before.
For the revolution: possible, indeed, given the lack of societal freedom. Although I suspect they will always get away with their brilliant formula: let people enrich themselves and they might not bother the regime.
simonpaul will attempt to breathe life into 475,324 (thankfully) dead threads, some of which haven't had posts since the mid-19th century.
I predict wins by François Hollande and Obama. In Québec, Charest will win if elections are held in spring (should be) or Duceppe (taking over the PQ) if elections are held in fall.
I predict that the Himel decision declaring unconstitutional article 210 (bawdy house), one part of 212 (pimping) and some parts of 213 (solicitation in public) of the criminal code will be maintained by the Ontario Court of Appeal and that we will be hearing about a bill to penalize the clients by the Conservatives in the weeks after the judgement, even before the case is heard in the Supreme Court.
I predict a law to penalize clients of prostitutes in France by the end of 2012 if Sarkozy is elected, but hopefully he will not be elected.
I predict Protagoras will attend the next GT bare nude.
I predict Amélie Jolie will be back on Merb.
I predict I’ll fall in love with mod8. She is so sexy. Jealous mod12 will then give me my first ban in seven years.
I predict techman will build a secessionist party to separate the rest of Canada from Québec.
Happy new year to everybody!
I predict that the Himel decision declaring unconstitutional article 210 (bawdy house), one part of 212 (pimping) and some parts of 213 (solicitation in public) of the criminal code will be maintained by the Ontario Court of Appeal and that we will be hearing about a bill to penalize the clients by the Conservatives in the weeks after the judgement, even before the case is heard in the Supreme Court.
I predict a law to penalize clients of prostitutes in France by the end of 2012 if Sarkozy is elected, but hopefully he will not be elected.
I predict Protagoras will attend the next GT bare nude.
I predict Amélie Jolie will be back on Merb.
I predict I’ll fall in love with mod8. She is so sexy. Jealous mod12 will then give me my first ban in seven years.
I predict techman will build a secessionist party to separate the rest of Canada from Québec.
Happy new year to everybody!
Hmmm,
I PREDICT:
Doc's "life like rubber doll" will dump him and run away with his "sybian".
Techman will join Bloc Québécois after being indoctrinated by a gang of magnificently breasted Separatist strippers.
After the failure of December 21, 2012, 10-4 Roger will form a doomsday prophecy of the month club December 22.
Mod8 will suspend me once in a while to cover up HER love.
"De facto standings" will become the new NHL standard.
Cheers,
Merlot
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