Frozen, Dead Fish
I have this recurring fantasy where my ex wife is NOT a cold hearted, money grabbing bitch from hell, with a frozen dead fish where her snatch should be.
If you already know my ex wife, you'd know how far fetched this fantasy is. And if you happen to be the poor sap who's currently trying to crowbar her legs apart, you'll soon find out. The only things more tightly closed than my ex wife's vagina are duck asses (water tight) and the wallets of Scottish men.
All of this makes me think that "Frozen, Dead Fish" would be a good title for my memoirs.
Anyway, in terms of more realistic fantasies, I wouldn't say no to 3 girls at once, one black, one white and one Asian, all swapping between fucking and sucking. And if they didn't empty my wallet on the way out the door, that would be nice too.